[AfroSquirrel]

I finally bothered to read the MotD. Why am I the 'bloodthirsty giant war machine'? I'm just minding my own business, and then suddenly everyone decides that HinnomLand is their most desirable vacation spot!

I still don't understand your reasons for supporting Sauromatia, Laddwr. If I lose, Sauro will just turn its armies northward, whereas if I win, I'll be expanding westward and would have been fine with leaving you alone for the time.