October 30th, 2002, 08:30 PM
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First Lieutenant
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: NJ
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Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
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I feel at this juncture it would be appropriate to point out that you have as much chance of kissing a lawyer as I do of being sexually molested by Jennifer Lopez..
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This is not as rare as you think...
Actually, I've been molested by J. Lo...
I sat through the Wedding Planner (with the wife, of course) and I was raped of 2 precious hours from my life. I'm still not recovered, really. The tremours and crying episodes have subsided a bit now. |