Do not listen to evil lizards. It's surprising that they have actually noticed the loss of 3 tartarians, cause they have much more, while we don't even have a single crippled baby tartarian. They wear Boots of Planes as sneakers and use Gate Stone as a paper press, while we don't have a single artefact. Holy mirror, we don't even have another ready teleporting squad to assassinate their teleporting counter teleporting counter teleporting assassination squad assassination squad assassination squad!
We were a very peaceful nation until we spotted a horde of evil insanely blessed spiders at our borders, which had just destroyed powerful Ermor with no casualties. We had to protect our lands, and we managed to defeat evil Machakan armies at the great cost, but lizards didn't gave us time even to replenish resourses. They are much more powerful, but they vilely attacked us at the daytime without notification, slaughtered our beautiful unsuspecting Air Queen (she was just trying to bring fertile rain!), raped, killed and ate thousands of innocent peasants. Support Mictlan - we offer vamp... immortality for nobles and fertile lands for sla... peasants, while lizards can offer you only insane rotting corpses! (our stock symbol SMMI)
