...The mean looking ACME cruiser finally reaches its destination - the sun.
Immediately deploying the Inverted Quantum Beam weapon, the ACME Master Computer 74d7b92 beams a warning message to all vessels in the system:
Warning! This craft has been instructed to cause the local star to implode into a Black Hole. All sentient beings are directed to vacate this system immediately. I repeat this system is going to be destroyed. Have a nice day!
With no further warning the Inverted Quantum Beam is activated and the irreversible process of turning the sun into a Black Hole is begun.
(At this point, this commentator recommends a very hasty exit from this thread!...
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