MP Game - Newbie Game (by Aku)

[The Panther]

Turns done and the server crashed again.

[Aku]

server back up, i called klatu to reboot it lol

[Boron]

Pangenean News :

in an epic slaughter our armies clashed once again .
the battle reminded me on lord of the rings : the battle at helms klamm

my true praise to the brave machakan warriors and their clever generals . you did the best to defend your capitol and almost succeeded . and you have purchased you much time .
i need to reinforce again .
only luck ensured my victory in this battle . if your warriors would have routed only 1 turn later or a dust to dust / banishment would have been luckier the battle might very likely have ended differently .

[PashaDawg]

Beep Beep Beep Beep... This is MACHAKA NATIONAL NEWS... Beep Beep Beep Beep

Our countryside office recently received an anonymously delivered parcel containing a single DVD disk. On it was a video reportedly of the GREAT SPIDER LORD, dressed in his finest silks… here are some excepts that are audible:

<froth froth froth….> I congratulate my minions on their GREAT and VALIANT VICTORY in defending our MAGNIFICENT CAPITOL CITY. You shall be rewarded in heaven and in this life for your great deeds and success. Surely, this is the first and most important step toward ridding our PEACE LOVING dominion of the entire FETID CARRION SMEAR. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] <froth, froth> ONWARD TO VICTORY!!! [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] ONWARD TO GLORY!!! [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] <froth… cough... cough... sudden cut off of video and audio>

[Aku]

damn it hosted an hour ago and now its down to just machaka and ryleh left for turns lol

oh and machaka...i did cross the river against agreement and took the indy provinces but rest assured i am not going to attack you(i did think about it though lol but i promised to leave the fight between you and boron as a 1vs1)

i bet people have already noticed my new toys lol

[The Panther]

Typical Abysia, cornering the market on the ice or arch devils. But I have already planned out a strategy to take them down if they come my way!

If only I could remember that plan...

[Aku]

well panther you are on the other side of the map...you should worry about the other nations surrounding you lol

[Lex]

Klatu! What are you doing. The north is mine!! minemineminemine! You think your littlebig army can conquer the north! AH! it'll never happen!

[Aku]

uh oh looks like somebody is mad lol

[Aku]

just vanheim(lex) left for their turn