ANGRY!!! Squish!

Uh-Nu-Buh · #1 November 30th, 2006, 05:09 PM

This is the ANGRY!!! Squish! thread. This is a refuge from all the non-angry folks out there. We can all come here to be angry and SQUISH!

If you get angry in another thread, one full of weanies and wusses who can't handle it, just come over here and ANGRY!!!! SQUISH! all you want.

That's right! You WANT To MAKE SOMETHING OF IT!!?? Bring IT ON!!

Uh-Nu-Buh · #2 November 30th, 2006, 05:32 PM

Example Post:

HA HA! I am ANGRY! I SQUISH you. I squish!!! you good. Your idea is awful offal. Your brain is like head of pin. You are small and dainty, your mother smelled of elderberry, and your father was a HAMSTER!! Nih! Nih! Nih nih nih!!

Look at you! You are puny. I am mighty jotun. Your idea is not creative. Ha ha! I laugh at you and your idea. Ha ha!

UninspiredName · #3 November 30th, 2006, 05:48 PM

Somehow, I can't help but think you're going to get 'angry' posts bashing this thread.

Uh-Nu-Buh · #4 November 30th, 2006, 05:59 PM

As long as they are on this thread instead of outside of it, it is ok!

I wonder how many people read the other thread and get this one. A lot of people will either be scratching their heads over this one, or else they will just think I AM ONE ANGRY DUDE!!

heh heh heh!

Uh-Nu-Buh · #5 November 30th, 2006, 06:00 PM

I kind've like the fact that right now this thread is nestled alonside the Posting Etiquette thread.

Morkilus · #6 November 30th, 2006, 06:03 PM

I'm angry about the Save Game Thread. I do think it's interesting that a "missing feature" is creating so much discussion.

MrMorden · #7 December 1st, 2006, 12:04 AM

ARRGH! I'M SO AGNRY!

I'M ANGRY AT JOTUN INFANTRY!! COMING AND STOMPING ALL OVER MY LOVINGLY ASSEMBLED ARMY OF MYRMIDONS!! MRMORDEN SQUISH JOTUN INFANTRY! ANGRY!!! SQUISH!!!!!

(Aaaah....Oreiads with Relief and Thunder Blast spam...anger falling...falling.......RISING...!RISING..!...falling...)

UninspiredName · #8 December 1st, 2006, 12:35 AM

ANGRY!!! SQUISH!

Why all mutliplayer games started!? I squish stupid Marverni and take place! Their Marverni stupid anyways, no like my marverni with druids and stuff! Then I squish entire ocean to kill Atlantian cowards!

EDIT: I also squish filthy Uh-Nuh-Buh for shameless self-advertisement of thread! Uh-Nuh-Buh should be ashamed but knows no shame which is dumb! He use MY thread too! MY THREAD! I squish entire my thread now!

HoneyBadger · #9 December 1st, 2006, 07:14 AM

I'M ANGRY BECAUSE UH-NU-BUH SQUISHED ME!! I AM A BADGER! I AM FURRY! PEOPLE SHOULD NOT SQUISH BADGERS FOR WE ARE GENTLE WOODLAND CREATURES!!! I SHALL SQUISH UH-NU-BUH! SQUISH-SQUISH!!! YOUR NEW NAME SHALL BE UH-NU-BUG AND I WILL SQUISH YOU!!

Uh-Nu-Buh · #10 December 1st, 2006, 11:46 AM

HA HA! HoneyBadger is so tiny he has disappeared. I SQUISH!ed him into a singularity. HA HA! My superior SQUISH!ing abilities are the stuff of legend....

As for YOU, UninspiredName, well, ok, you're right. But that does not save you! SQUISH! HA HA!

MrMorden--been there, done that, I sure can empathize.... My advice? Make an Oreiad every single cotton picking turn. They rock.