Forum Chat Bar & Grill - Page 171

mac5732 · #**1701** July 14th, 2008, 02:23 AM

hey GT what contemplation of the greater cosmos have you been up to? Expecting anymore little kittens???? You should have at least 10 or 12 by now

Saxon · #**1702** July 16th, 2008, 06:12 AM

Speaking of Grendal and FBW, did you see Angelique Jolie in Beowulf? Not a typical mother in law...

mac5732 · #**1703** July 17th, 2008, 12:11 AM

saxon you old dog, hows the wife and family doing, keeping your head down over there?

Growlytiger · #**1704** July 23rd, 2008, 12:32 PM

Mac, no more kittens planned for the Growltigga household. Two girls is quite enough thank you. I am currently dreading them in 14 years when the house gets swamped in hormones, lingerie and dopey floppy haired teenage boys they are dragging home as boyfriends!

Saxon, I did see Beowulf and actually thought Ms Jolie looked quite spiffing sprayed all in gold with a long tail. It must be my age.......

mac5732 · #**1705** July 24th, 2008, 01:48 AM

GT, glad everyone doing ok, and true, I have a daughter, in her 20's now, and I remember back when, it seemed the male dregs were constantly at our house or on the phone, we couldn't get a phone call thru because she was always on it. so tip; get them their own cell phones hahahahaha, they weren't that numerous back then. yep girls 14-16 are the worst ages, (15 is the worst) thats their independace stage... UGH.. how I remember those.... good luck when that happens, say hi to the Mrs for me......

Growlytiger · #**1706** July 25th, 2008, 08:34 AM

Said Hi to the Mrs for you. She said "Isn't that smelly old spindle shanked varmint in a nursing home yet?"

Thanks for the warning about teenage girls. I am really NOT looking forward to it. I might take a job in Australia and just send the money home. Not sure my wife would notice much actually.

mac5732 · #**1707** July 27th, 2008, 12:52 AM

I think your wife has been hanging around you to much hahahahahahha you old furry feline.. you need to find a job thats lets you stay home more often so your family knows who you are...

as for the nursing home, na,,,, only saggy hooters in those places....looking for one that has nice perky ones

Growlytiger · #**1708** July 29th, 2008, 04:16 AM

Isnt that an oxymoron?

A nursing home is a place where older people are parked by their loved ones primarily for the purpose of obtaining 24/7 care, potty training and the like....

You are looking for a nursing home that is inhabited solely by Miss America runners-up...

Good luck on this quest, although I dont think even Indiania Jones could track this one through (although he is probably old enough to qualify for entry)....

mac5732 · #**1709** August 4th, 2008, 11:10 PM

can you just imagine a nursing home full of big hooter'd nurses??? oh my oh my..... besides, I'm not there yet you old grey haired feline

Growltiger · #**1710** August 15th, 2008, 12:07 PM

Mac,

Apologies, but you are definately of the right age to be interred in said establishment. I am just surprised that your children have not tried this already in order to preserve their inheritance

PS I have no hair on my head, gray or otherwise.

PPS I told a fib, I do have one gray hair but it is in my ear (why, when one gets older and hairlines recede, do your ear and nasal hairs suddenly kick into fourth gear and grow like billy-o?)