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Old October 1st, 2002, 10:24 PM
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Photographs of a Canadian politician and his wife appeared over an article identifying them as serial killers Fred and Rosemary West.

http://www.snopes2.com/spoons/noose/bouchard.htm

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Old October 1st, 2002, 11:57 PM
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FBI agents conducted a "search and seizure" at the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital in San Diego, which was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of poring over many rooms of financial records, some sixty FBI agents worked up quite an appetite. The case agent in charge of the investigation called a local pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.
The following telephone conversation took place:
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Agent: Hello. I would like to order nineteen large pizzas and sixty-seven cans of soda.

Pizza man: And where would you like them delivered?

Agent: To the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital.

Pizza man: To the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.

Pizza man: You're an FBI agent?

Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

Pizza man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You'll have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

Pizza man: And you say you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza man: And you're over at Southwood?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza man: And everyone at Southwood is an FBI agent?

Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.

Pizza man: How are you going to pay for this?

Agent: I have my check book right here.

Pizza man: And you are all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right, everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.

Pizza man: I don't think so.
Click.
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Old October 2nd, 2002, 12:08 AM
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Default Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4

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Photographs of a Canadian politician and his wife appeared over an article identifying them as serial killers Fred and Rosemary West.

http://www.snopes2.com/spoons/noose/bouchard.htm

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Old October 2nd, 2002, 04:33 PM

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Default Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4

Scary. I do NOT think I would like to be in a locked Psych Ward (key in my pocket or not).
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Old October 2nd, 2002, 04:59 PM
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Default Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4

Quote:
Originally posted by Wardad:
Also from Snopes:
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FBI agents conducted a "search and seizure" at the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital in San Diego, which was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of poring over many rooms of financial records, some sixty FBI agents worked up quite an appetite. The case agent in charge of the investigation called a local pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.
The following telephone conversation took place:
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Agent: Hello. I would like to order nineteen large pizzas and sixty-seven cans of soda.

Pizza man: And where would you like them delivered?

Agent: To the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital.

Pizza man: To the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.

Pizza man: You're an FBI agent?

Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

Pizza man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You'll have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

Pizza man: And you say you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza man: And you're over at Southwood?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza man: And everyone at Southwood is an FBI agent?

Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.

Pizza man: How are you going to pay for this?

Agent: I have my check book right here.

Pizza man: And you are all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right, everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.

Pizza man: I don't think so.
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ROFLMAO!!!! thats a good one! (would have done the same)
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Old October 2nd, 2002, 06:57 PM
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If a cow laughs... Will milk come out it's nose?
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Old October 2nd, 2002, 07:02 PM
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UDDERS!

Sorry, it's just a great word to shout...
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Default Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4

Quote:
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FBI agents conducted a "search and seizure" at the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital in San Diego,
True story:

I used to work a hospital that had a locked Psychiatric Unit. I provided 1 to 1 observation of at-risk patients ( suicide watch, behavior problems, etc. ). My first day on the job in the locked unit...

Patient: *looks at me* "Do you have the key to this place?"

Me: *looks right into patient's eyes with the key in my pocket* "No, I'm stuck in here just like you are."

[ October 02, 2002, 12:44: Message edited by: Perrin ]
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Old October 3rd, 2002, 01:48 AM
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Default Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4

Quote:
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If a cow laughs... Will milk come out it's nose?
We may never know. I have not yet been able to get a cow to laugh at my jokes. *Sigh*
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Old October 3rd, 2002, 02:48 PM
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Well, you can't see milk, because its butter.

Look when the cow is laughing, he shakes his body...and we all know that butter is made out of milk when stirr long enough.

So when a cow laugh butter is coming out off his noise.

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