OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)

[Slynky]

Primitive, dude, per your request:

These are the dancers (from behind) for the group, Crux Shadows (a band more famous in Europe than in the US even though they are from Florida).

NOW, have you seen many more perfect a--es than these?

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1062520786.jpg

[primitive]

Thanx.

You da man.

[Grandpa Kim]

Warn me when you do that!!! I have to get a note from my doctor to look at this stuff! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

... but keep it coming! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Kamog]

They looked nicer from behind. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Slynky]

Hmmm, you're a hard group to please...

Here's a really boring one that will also fail to please:

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1062883632.jpg

Not sure what kind of character she was dressed as but I really didn't care that much.

[Slynky]

Here they are from the front. (apologizing for having no turns to do and being bored)

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1062847567.jpg

In "Slynky terminology", they oozed sex.

[primitive]

Originally posted by Kamog:
They looked nicer from behind. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yup, Somethings are better left to fantasy.

The new picture isn't so bad though. I want one of those ............ swords http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif

[Puke]

a friend of mine came back from D-C with pictures of these three or four naked chicks loosely wrapped (think Lee-Lou from the 5th Element) in yellow police-tape stuff that said "Imperial Occupied Zone." One of them was cute.

generally, i find that most con-girls are not all that great, and only hang out there because hard-up geeky guys will lavish attention on them. if you picked three random girls from the street and stood them next to one of the con-babes, the connie would probably pale in comparison.

[dogscoff]

Not sure what kind of character she was dressed as
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I think it's one of the Guardians from final fantasy. About FF VIII ish, I reckon. (My soon-to-be-brother in law is a major FF nut.)


think Lee-Lou from the 5th Element


Oh I do. Regularly. *drool* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ September 09, 2003, 09:15: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

[Slynky]

When we're talking 10+ on the perfection scale, we need to make sure we get things correct. Leeloo (Milla Jovovich).

Though not as, hmmmmm, "spaced-out sexy" as her Leeloo character, her "Return to Blue Lagoon" movie is definitely worth checking.

[EDIT: Waiting on someone from the Ukraine to "hop" in here and brag a bit.]

[ September 09, 2003, 15:11: Message edited by: Slynky ]

[dogscoff]

The wierd thing is, I don't find Milla jojovich particularly attractive in other roles (not unnattractive, but nothing special) but as Leeloo...

*drools some more*

I propose we petition the owner of this thread to rename it to the "Who loves Leeloo? We do!" thread (or similar).

[Slynky]

Originally posted by dogscoff:
The wierd thing is, I don't find Milla jojovich particularly attractive in other roles (not unnattractive, but nothing special) but as Leeloo...

*drools some more*

I propose we petition the owner of this thread to rename it to the "Who loves Leeloo? We do!" thread (or similar).<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Or some other appropriate title...hehe.

But, I tend to agree with you. Even at my age, I look at the "dark"/"gothic" girls with quite an attraction. And females in fantasy/sci-fi dress are equally stimulating.

[David E. Gervais]

Think Lee-Lou from the 5th Element..<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">mmmm, Multi-pass..Big, Bad-da Boom!

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Kamog]

Yes, she was a lot more attractive in Fifth Element than in Resident Evil.

[David E. Gervais]

Ok, repeat after me,..

lee-loo,.. lee-loo,.. lee-loo,..

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1063122852.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1063122867.gif

It's her eyes that appeal to me.

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Slynky]

Originally posted by David E. Gervais:
Ok, repeat after me,..

lee-loo,.. lee-loo,.. lee-loo,..

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1063122852.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1063122867.gif

It's her eyes that appeal to me.

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LOL, David! Yes, she's something in that garb. A sexier Version of Sidney in Alias and the German girl from "Run, Lola, Run".

[Loser]

A whole slew of us watched "Run Lola, Run" together and discussed various aspects of the movie for ... I don't know, quite a while. Things just kept coming up.

None of it was really all that noteworthy, except for the fact that one of my roommates, at the time, consistantly referred to the movie as "Jiggle Lola, Jiggle". It got to the point that his using that name did not seem in the slightest bit odd. The amusing part was watching someone's reaction when he would use that name, and everyone used to the conversation would react as though he used the proper name of the film.

Oh yeah, and don't bother with the dubbed Version. It is bad.

[Slynky]

True, the dubbed Version loses a bit. Having lived in Germany for nearly 7 years, I love hearing the language again. Plus, the dubbed translation sucks. I like her, though. Was glad she could make her way to Hollywood...a roll in "The Borne Identity".

[Slynky]

OK, another try...

Hopefully, she's not too boring.

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1063163875.jpg

[Slynky]

Originally posted by Puke:
a friend of mine came back from D-C with pictures of these three or four naked chicks loosely wrapped (think Lee-Lou from the 5th Element) in yellow police-tape stuff that said "Imperial Occupied Zone." One of them was cute.

generally, i find that most con-girls are not all that great, and only hang out there because hard-up geeky guys will lavish attention on them. if you picked three random girls from the street and stood them next to one of the con-babes, the connie would probably pale in comparison.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I met those girls. There were 3 (and a guy or 2) walking around and I chatted with one of them. Inspected her "costume" as it were. She was small-breasted so the tape worked nicely on her. Didn't pay much attention to the other girls. Not sure why I didn't get a picture...maybe because it was nighttime out in the smoking area.

As to looks of "connies" as you call them, I'd have to agree and disagree. Meaning:

If I randomly, say, took the first 10 females that walked into WalMart and did the same thing at Dragon*Con, I'm pretty sure I'd rather have the 10 from the Con. That's using WalMart. NOW, if I took the first 10 females that walked into the IBM tower at 8 a.m. and compared them, I'd probably take the "IBM women".

Also, mind you, though I'm an old fart, I like the "gothic" look of the girls these days. So, for all the "goth girls" that were there, I'd have to say I'm a bit prejudiced in my opinions.

Just as I prefer girls with tattoos over those without.

[ September 12, 2003, 16:22: Message edited by: Slynky ]

[Slynky]

Hmmmm, no remarks about the Last pic. OooKaaaay, let's try this one:

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1063411960.jpg

[Ragnarok]

I like that one. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[primitive]

Nice tattoo. The "Betty Page as a Demon" pictures by Olivia are great. Not so sure about the pirate bikini though.

And Rags:
I hardly recognized you. You should get more sleep http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Slynky]

Didn't like the two-piece, huh, Primitive? But maybe you like tattoos...how about this one?

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1063552577.jpg

Personally, I like tattoos a lot! Let's see if I can give the correct formulas for contrast:

Pretty girl = good sex
Pretty girl + tattoo = exciting sex

[primitive]

Nah.., Never was one for flowers http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

I'm really not into tattoos, but given a choice I would go for a nice tribale motive. I am a barbarian after all http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[primitive]

Originally posted by Slynky:

Pretty girl = good sex
Pretty girl + tattoo = exciting sex<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">From personal experience, the formula is more like:

Pretty girl = boring sex
Average looking girl = good sex
Average looking girl + toys = exciting sex
Average looking girl + her pretty girlfriend + toys = Hey, a guy can dream http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Kamog]

Unfortunately, the formula is closer to this:

Pretty girl = she already has a boyfriend or husband
Average looking girl = she already has a boyfriend or husband
Unattractive girl = she might be single but you don't want her either.

[Alneyan]

How can't you like tattoos? I mean, they are so... well, I don't even have an adjective to describe them. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif And what about the butterfly bra... Hmm, I am digressing, why am I in this thread to begin with? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Loser]

Originally posted by Kamog:
Pretty girl = she already has a boyfriend or husband
Average looking girl = she already has a boyfriend or husband
Unattractive girl = she might be single but you don't want her either.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">My own system is a little more complicated. For purposes of unfair and unwarranted stereotyping any given young lady is classified by belonging to two of the four following archetypes: Girl Next Door, Out of My League, Freak, and Skank.

Girl Next Door + Out of My League = Loser acts courtish, can't help it, gets nowhere
Girl Next Door + Skank = chase it, get some
Girl Next Door + Freak = relationship potential
Out of My League + Skank = No pursuit, careful approach, likely to have Large Suitors
Out of My League + Freak = try not to start conversation, she won't shut up and you get nothing
Skank + Freak = "Well that's a new one."

I never made much sense of 'pretty', so why not adopt a more complicated, and certainly equally flawed, model.

[ September 15, 2003, 19:41: Message edited by: Loser ]

[Baron Grazic]

Slynky - I hope you got the number of the Butterfly top girl. Give her a call and find out where she got the top, because my wife wants it...
Who am I to tell her no. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Kamog]

According to Dogbert, people can be classified by using two variables: cute/ugly and smart/stupid. Therefore, there are four types of girls:

1. cute and smart
2. cute and stupid
3. ugly and smart
4. ugly and stupid

Category #4 is the largest group, followed by #3, then #2, and then #1.

[Erax]

According to my wife, your analysis also applies to men.

[Slynky]

Well, who likes beer? (I do!)

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1063939767.jpg

[Baron Grazic]

That pic is not going to make me switch to Bud.
Surely you can do better? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Joachim]

Yep - didn't like Bud before - and really dont like it now! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Kamog]

Maybe she'll look better once you've had a few beers? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[primitive]

Now you’re getting there.

She looks almost exactly like one of my favourite old girlfriends. If the persona is also alike, it would be pretty easy to make the disgusting beer commercial (as in disgusting beer, not disgusting commercial) go away http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Slynky]

Originally posted by David E. Gervais:
I don't like or drink beer, but she looks delicious. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

.. and just think if she can make 'Bud' Wiser, imagine what she can do for you. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Bad puns are free today. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I have a special appreciation for puns, so let fly when they are free http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif .

Also, assuming you avatar has a picture of you, then, at our age, we tend to drool over a lot more than the younger guys http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif .

Having said that, I must say I'm not a completely lost cause...my limits are somewhat higher than the average lecherous old codger due to having a wife already 15 years younger than me... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[David E. Gervais]

Originally posted by Slynky:
... due to having a wife already 15 years younger than me... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">'Already 15 years younger'? Is she getting younger by the minute? or is she frozen in time while you get older? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Slynky]

Originally posted by David E. Gervais:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Slynky:
... due to having a wife already 15 years younger than me... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">'Already 15 years younger'? Is she getting younger by the minute? or is she frozen in time while you get older? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hmmm, ambiguous at best, huh. Chalk it up to working for the government (where inserting as many superfluous words as possible is the norm) and being in a hurry. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Alneyan]

No Slynky, we aren't hard to please, as long as there are pretty tattoos instead of a beer ad. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif (Or a butterfly top for that matter)

[Slynky]

Well, I'll admit she's not going to take Angelina's next Lara Croft movie but there's just about nothing wrong with her figure.

You guys are hard to please http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif . Perhaps too many "Pilsner" guys here ( http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif ).

[David E. Gervais]

I don't like or drink beer, but she looks delicious. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

.. and just think if she can make 'Bud' Wiser, imagine what she can do for you. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Bad puns are free today. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Slynky]

Two words come to mind: Cute and sleazy. You should have heard her voice, though (mmmmmmm).

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1064025721.jpg

[Slynky]

OK, I'm about to give up on enticing you guys with picture of sexily-costumed girls. Now, I'll try to show off some of the really good costumes.

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1064150940.jpg

[Joachim]

Now she is much better! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Kamog]

She is the best-looking girl out of all the pictures so far! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Slynky]

Time for a semi-serious pic.

Ever feel like you are a person trapped in a physical body that belongs to a different age? That's me. Perhaps I'm tipsy, or perhaps I feel like I just said...I'm a physically old man (52) trapped in a body that belongs to a different age. I'm 52. I have a Honda CRX that I've owned (that I purchased on Veteran's day...weird since I'm a vet of Viet Nam) 14 years ago. One owner car. My "glove". My GAWD, do I fit in that car and corner that baby! My wife who is 15 years younger is scared to ride in it with me. Well, because I DRIVE it like it was meant to be driven.

Japanese anime art. I love it! It's incredibly artistic and sexy.

Tattoos. Tribal, or mostly anything. I love it. Piercings. Belly, nipple, eyebrow...I don't care. I love it!

Games. Yes, I'm an addict. Strategy 'cause my hands don't function as fast as they should in "arcade" style games. Yes, I'm slower these days.

I'm 52.

I feel like I'm a generation behind. Born out of time, so to speak. Which brings me to music. AND, serves as an ending to boring you young people to death.

Music. Delerium, Enigma...two of my Favorites. BUT, let's not forget Garbage. And, though I may be prejudiced, I can't forget "my hometown band", Collective Soul...they live 8 miles from me. Eminem...Slim Shady himself. There's a poet! Listen to his words. Finally, I bring this weird message to a close by mentioning my latest enthusiastic interest...the Crux Shadows. A gothic band (music classified as "dark wave").

Below, you see the violin player. Yes, she's a beauty. Rogue, the singer, is in another photo I have. BUT, looks doesn't matter so much. Their music is SO, hmmmmmmmm, hypnotizing.

I'm an old fart who contradicts stereotyping. I sometimes feel like I belong in a different age but I'm trapped in an old fart's body. THAT sucks!

For those who are interested... Crux Shadows (http://www.cruxshadows.com)

Strangely, they are from the US (Florida) but are really popular in Europe. And, to their merit, they gave me the "time of day". Rogue didn't care how old I was. Now, THAT was really cool!

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1064214259.jpg[/QB][/QUOTE]

[Joachim]

Heh - you can hardly complain - life sounds pretty darn good by your list of things http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif (spare a thought for those of us who need 'family' http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif cars for the baby-seats)

As for Music - share you tastes. Eminem is truly a poet, and as a Sociologist/Cultural theorist his commentry on the world is fantastic. Try Mystral tide for dark wave/industrial/goth - He is an old school mate who I shared a pad with - and he is responsible for heading my music tastes down that road.

Mystral tide (http://www.mystraltide.com/)

[Slynky]

Originally posted by Joachim:
Heh - you can hardly complain - life sounds pretty darn good by your list of things http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif (spare a thought for those of us who need 'family' http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif cars for the baby-seats)
Mystral tide (http://www.mystraltide.com/)<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh, don't worry. We put our carseat away about 5 years ago. Still have 2 children living at home so we have a typical 4-door. And a "pick'em up" truck. The CRX sits in the garage most of the time. I bought it 14 years ago and it only has 104k on it.

[ September 23, 2003, 18:14: Message edited by: Slynky ]

[Slynky]

OK, how about ghoulish?

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1065057660.jpg

[Joachim]

Freaky!

Reminds me of the infected from 28 days.