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narf poit chez BOOM
April 1st, 2004, 11:26 PM
Blarney News:
Researchers lookin' through th' hubble telescope have found a startlin' discovery: All the othir planits in th' galaxy are spinin' th' other way thin most o' the planets in this solar systim. This is startlin' news an' researchers put forth a plan t' build anti-mattir engines t' get the earth spinin' the right way. Th' UN, th' US an the ivir important Canada hive endorsed this plan an' estimate's put gettin' th' earth spinin' th' right way should only take between two-hunred an' fifty t' four-hunred an' fifty years.
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EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro
April 2nd, 2004, 01:14 AM
As the Earth slows down before reversal, does gravity increase? What direction, or how will water go down a drain? Will the holes in swiss cheese actually become outies. Can we blame Canada?

narf poit chez BOOM
April 2nd, 2004, 07:57 AM
Aye, well, qoutin'...er...excuse me...qouting from Blarney News, (C) A. Mousy, 1.5x, inverse loop, reverse density and blame the yanks.

[ April 02, 2004, 05:57: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

Kamog
April 2nd, 2004, 08:01 AM
Wow, the Hubble telescope can see which direction planets in other solar systems are rotating? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

narf poit chez BOOM
April 2nd, 2004, 08:08 AM
You wouldn't be disbelievin' Blarney News, now would you?

oogs
April 2nd, 2004, 06:35 PM
will we feel a jolt when the earth reverses direction? you know, the sort of jolt you feel when going 20kmh in your car then switching to reverse and flooring it.

Will
April 2nd, 2004, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by oogs:
will we feel a jolt when the earth reverses direction? you know, the sort of jolt you feel when going 20kmh in your car then switching to reverse and flooring it. <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">I don't think the earth has a transmission to drop... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif