New Sales Slogans For SE V

[Atrocities]

1. Epic Gaming on universal scale.
2. Kiss your life good bye, its time to play Space Empires V.
3. The Surgeon General warns that playing SE V will result in addictive "just one more turn" behavior.
4. Everything that MOO 3 was suppose to be and much much much more.
5. The crown jewel of 4X gaming.

[primitive]

SEV: Another step closer to SEX http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Atrocities]

I can see all the slogans for that one. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

1. SEX, the best time you will ever have at your Computer.
2. The surgeon general says that SEX is good for you mental health.

[dogscoff]

SE5 - Because you dont actually need real life.

[sachmo]

SE5: Don't fear the spreadsheets

[DeadZone]

SEX - You know you want it

SEV - Got a partner? Not no more

[dogscoff]

SE5 - Epic is just the beginning...

[Katchoo]

SEV - One more turn for you, and one more Fabergé Egg for Aaron!

[Chronon]

SE5: 4x the fun!
SE5: Truly EEEvil http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[tesco samoa]

SEV-- Better than beer. Nah. Beer better with SEV. You Bet.
SEV - Tesco's wife does not approve.
SEV - Run Gryphin Run http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Ed Kolis]

SEV: The geek's Version of Second Base (It's halfway to SEX http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif )
SEV: No relation to SEV TREK or SEV WARS - unless you make a MOD! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
SEV: If you thought the power of the ancients was yours to command after playing MOO2, you have another think coming!
SEV: Unlike SSNG, this one WILL be released! I swear! No really! Not just some pretty screenshots on the developer's website for a couple years! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif
SEV: You thought SEIV couldn't be improved on? THINK AGAIN http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
SEV: You thought SEIII couldn't be improved on and MM couldn't redeem themselves after SEIV? THINK AGAIN http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
SEV: The only game where you can play space empires vs. fantasy empires right out of the box! (Assuming a beta tester makes such a mod, hint hint http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif )

Hmm, I hope this wasn't a SERIOUS suggestion thread... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[clark]

SEVere Gaming!

[narf poit chez BOOM]

SEV - Because most games don't make it past III.

[Gandalf Parker]

Oh Oh Oh one of my favorite things to do. Can I add some too? Do we get a Tshirt if we win?
Ok here are some of mine.......

Im playing Space Empires Version 5
(shouldnt you hurry and catch up?)

Space Empires V
(because historical wargaming interests me about as much as history class did)

Space Empires V
because I got tired of conquering the world

Space Empires V
My people love me
and the rest can kiss my asteroids

Space Empire V is my kind of strategy game
(but now I need a bigger computer)

Space Empires V
if you arent strategic, you're fodder

Space Empires V
I bet my empire can beat up your empire

Space Empires V
OK SO IT IS VIRTUAL (today)

Space Empires V
this aint your daddys chess game

I conquered all of the known galaxy and all I got was this lousy Tshirt

[oleg]

Originally posted by Atrocities:

2. The surgeon general says that SEX is good for you mental health. <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Actually, it is indeed true http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[gregebowman]

Originally posted by Gandalf Parker:
Oh Oh Oh one of my favorite things to do. Can I add some too? Do we get a Tshirt if we win?
Ok here are some of mine.......

Im playing Space Empires Version 5
(shouldnt you hurry and catch up?)

Space Empires V
(because historical wargaming interests me about as much as history class did)

<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Actually, I liked history class. So much so, I was thinking of becoming a historian for awhile, but saw no "future" in it http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif .

As far as a slogan: SEV - who needs a couch to sleep on when you got this game!

[Ragnarok]

SEV - Warning: This game has been known to take many nights sleep from you.

SEV - Who needs sleep? It is time that could be spent playing this game.

[oleg]

Originally posted by gregebowman:
...Actually, I liked history class. So much so, I was thinking of becoming a historian for awhile, but saw no "future" in it http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif .

<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Hmmm.. Me too. I was seriously considering to go to the History Department in Moscow State University but that snagging thought back in my mind "OK, we know it, case close, do something usefull!" pushed me to the MFTI instead. Little know I then about "The theory of everything" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ June 23, 2004, 21:41: Message edited by: oleg ]

[Aiken]

SEV: The most complete guide to xenocide and alien abuse in the galactic scale! We will also provide you with the exclusive Evil Ruler Handbook ABSOLUTELY FOR FREE!! Buy 2 bestsellers for a price of 1!

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by aiken:
SEV: The most complete guide to xenocide and alien abuse in the galactic scale! We will also provide you with the exclusive Evil Ruler Handbook ABSOLUTELY FOR FREE!! Buy 2 bestsellers for a price of 1! <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Just remember Kids, It ain't xenocide or alien abuse if there are no witnesses and anyone who does testify against you can't speak the same language as the court! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[primitive]

To MM and Shrapnel:
These slogans are all original work and the intellectual property of the primitive one, and I would expect full credit and huge monetary compensation if used http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

SE V - Just do it
SE V - It's the Real Thing
SE V - I'm lovin' it
SE V - The best a man can get
Things goes better with SE V
SE V - The quicker picker-upper
SE V - Finger lickin' good
SE V - Whassup
SE V - Connecting people
SE V - For People who Know the Difference
Built SE V tough
SE V - for life
SE V - Grab life by the horns
It's SE V time

Disclaimer:
Any resemblance to any existing slogans are purely accidental.

[ June 23, 2004, 23:41: Message edited by: primitive ]

[TerranC]

Originally posted by primitive:
SE V - I'm lovin' it
SE V - The best a man can get<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Ugh. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Caduceus]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
SEV - Warning: This game has been known to take many nights sleep from you.

SEV - Who needs sleep? It is time that could be spent playing this game. <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Space Empires V - Sleep is for the weak.

[Urendi Maleldil]

SEV: the modding man's game
SEV: we warned you
SEV: life, the universe, and everything
SEV: Xplore, Xpand, Xploit, Xterminate, Xquisite.
SEV: the open ended universe
SEV: your life is irrelevant. You will be assimilated.
SEV: you dream it, you mod it.
SEV: an alternate universe in your computer
SEV: save the Proof of Purchase.
SEV: Solitaire's nightmare

[Atrocities]

These are great. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[dogscoff]

SeV- Who do you want to conquer today?

[sachmo]

SEV: Play it or you may get a visit from the Rage!

[Ed Kolis]

Gandalf will kill me for this one, but...

SEV: For those who thought Dominions was a sandbox http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Azselendor]

SEVeral more reasons to ignore reality and loved ones - And Good ones too!