Geoschmo has left the building...

[geoschmo]

I'm going on vacation for a week and a half and will not be checking the forum or email if my wife has anything to say about it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

I have made a post in the PBW Status thread regarding what to do if there is a problem there.

This will be the longest I've been away from this forum in about 4 years. Have fun and don't miss me too much while I'm gone.

Geoschmo

[JLS]

HAVE FUN and A SAFE TRIP.

You will be missed http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

Am i the only one getting pictures in my mind of Lord of the Rings???

The lidless eye of Geoschmo slowly turns from his gaze on the Intel forums in search of vacation and the One Wife. But his gaze will return, waiting, watching... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Good Luck and Have fun Geo, I'm sure this place will be here when you return. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[David E. Gervais]

Hmmm, since it is apparent that Geo made this post then left on vacation already, it's kind of pointless to wish him well since he won't be here to get the message. (But just incase,.. Enjoy your time off, relax and have a fantastic vacation.)

hmmm, knowing he won't read this till he comes back, I just had a wonderfull thought,...

"Welcome back Geo, I hope you had lots of fun on your vacation." (there I guess that makes me the 'official' First to welcome you back. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif )

Yes I can be silly sometimes. But silly is good, it's goofy that's dangerous. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Slynky]

4 years?!

It's good to get away sometimes...and hope you listened to that wife of yours http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif (vacations are much more enjoyable that way).

[mottlee]

When Geo gets back he's going to pull an all nighter to get back in touch http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif ...thought...what about his PBW games????NOOOOOOO!

[JLS]

Originally posted by Slynky:
hope you listened to that wife of yours http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif (vacations are much more enjoyable that way). <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">SO TRUE http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Atrocities]

Have fun. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[narf poit chez BOOM]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! The PBW is falling!!!! The PBW is falling!!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Have fun and welcome back. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

#2!

[atari_eric]

Originally posted by David E. Gervais:
Yes I can be silly sometimes. But silly is good, it's goofy that's dangerous. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif
<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">What do you have against Goofy? Now Donald, there's a nutcase...

[David E. Gervais]

Originally posted by atari_eric:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Originally posted by David E. Gervais:
Yes I can be silly sometimes. But silly is good, it's goofy that's dangerous. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif
<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">What do you have against Goofy? Now Donald, there's a nutcase... </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Actually I thought 'Pluto' was the one who's brain was offworld most of the time. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Cheers!

hmm, are we hijacking Geo's thread? Muahahahahahaha http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[ July 05, 2004, 22:45: Message edited by: David E. Gervais ]

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Well, there's a long tradition of Geo's thread's being hijacked. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
Well, there's a long tradition of Geo's thread's being hijacked. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">There's a Long tradition of EVERY Thread being hijacked in some way or form http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

As it seems mandatory to do so I Like to think i do my part http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Paul1980au]

So a hijacking it is lol

[Atrocities]

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif Don't make me have to bring a 10 gallon can of whoopass down here and open it on ya'll~!

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Gee, that small? You probably couldn't even knock someone into the next solar system with that.

[David E. Gervais]

here's an idea, we make ALL our Posts in here while Geo is away, that way he will only have to read this thread to catch up on what is happening. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

LOL Now that would be funny,.. Geo logs in when he returns and finds 1476 Posts in his thread. Can you imagine his reaction? LOL That would be priceless.

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

P.S. It would kind of be like having a party at the parents house while they were away. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Rollo]

Originally posted by David E. Gervais:
here's an idea, we make ALL our Posts in here while Geo is away, that way he will only have to read this thread to catch up on what is happening. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

LOL Now that would be funny,.. Geo logs in when he returns and finds 1476 Posts in his thread. Can you imagine his reaction? LOL That would be priceless.

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

P.S. It would kind of be like having a party at the parents house while they were away. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">now that's an excellent idea!

*rolls a keg of mead into the party thread and returns into lurk-land

[David E. Gervais]

WOW! It's a Rollo, http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Gee haven't seen you in here for quite awhile, Welcome back Buddy. (Or was this a quick stop as you ran through your house from back to front? )

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[narf poit chez BOOM]

/me comes in with industrial size bags of chips, cheezes and a few small barrels of dip.

[Joachim]

Originally posted by David E. Gervais:


P.S. It would kind of be like having a party at the parents house while they were away. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Party?!? Hooray, party time, everyone is invited.
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[mac5732]

I'm all for the party at Geo's house while he's away http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif just imagine the look on his face when he comes home and sees all of us camped out in his housr http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif pop open the brewskis.... Come to think of it, we've all mentioned a SE4 get together, so since Richard has declined, we'll just make it at Geo's instead, he's not home to object http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Hey Narf, pass some of those chips and dip

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Narf dumps the bags around the room and the barrels on a table, then rips them all open.

/me finds a corner and begins munching cheesies, trying out a few dips with them.

[Kamog]

Party here? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

*Sets up a barbecue and starts making burgers and hot dogs.*

[dogscoff]

House party?

*dogscoff arrives with a crate of Vaxin Absynthe and a horde of drunken, revelling vikings in tow.

:EDIT: Wouldn't it be cool if we could get a moderator or someone to change all the forum graphics displayed on this thread to look all broken & beer-stained, so that when Geo comes back it really looks like someone's thrown a wild party and smashed up his thread..?

[ July 07, 2004, 07:57: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

[David E. Gervais]

I wonder what Geo left in his fridge that we can raid? And does he have a pool in his back yard? And is there a convieniance store nearby? And if he has any good movies in his video library?

Oh, and we best invite the neighbours so that they won't tell Geo that we're having a party at his home while he is gone.

Well, I make great potato and macaroni salad, so I'll bring that. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif (good thing all this 'virtual' food is not fattening. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif )

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Atrocities]

Geo on vacation... Hummmm, I wonder when the PBW server will crash? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Gryphin]

Thread Hijackign party at Geo's house, cool

/Opens a bottle of red wine, hooks up computers for a hijcacking lan party

[Katchoo]

Katchoo strolls through Geo's front door wearing only a white bed sheet, bearing a very long bag of unbuttered popcorn under one arm, and carrying a small red ball is his free hand.

"Toe-Gah! Toe-Gah! Toe-Gah!"

Katchoo preceeds to toss the ball at Narf...

[EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro]

Did he say where on vacation he was going? Hope it doesn't involve canoes, banjo music, and friendly backwoods types who love animal noises.

[capnq]

Did he say where on vacation he was going?<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Florida, IIRC.

[Slynky]

What about rigging a few lipstick cameras in his house while he's gone? You know, keep a watch on Geo.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

* Narf catches the ball and tosses it to DEG, without missing a beat in his cheezies eating.

[Slynky]

Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
* Narf catches the ball and tosses it to DEG, without missing a beat in his cheezies eating. <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Reminds me a bit TOO much of Chandler and Joey in a friends episode http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif .

[mac5732]

The old wize one, walks into Geo's kitchen and starts putting together some of Puke's and Tesco's chili. He puts pans on all the burners and starts making 2 batches of each to help feed everyone who is coming. As the chili starts to simmer, he walks over to the frig for something cool to drink... WHAT... he yells, no brewski's? whats this low carb juice in there.....

[Captain Kwok]

Hmm. Kwok steps into this post padding thread and nods in approval. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Atrocities]

I shall bring the purple puke postion.

[mac5732]

the old one walks over to the phone and calls a local brewry,, orders 4 kegs of brew and of course puts it on Geo's Tab http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Hey someone turn on the stereo or should we bring in a band? Geo has plenty of room in his yard or his living room...

The FBWs all dressed for a party arrive and start to mingle with the crowd, in the mean time, the chili is starting to cook http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[David E. Gervais]

Originally posted by Slynky:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
* Narf catches the ball and tosses it to DEG, without missing a beat in his cheezies eating. <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Reminds me a bit TOO much of Chandler and Joey in a friends episode http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif . </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Could this BE! any more fun? ..follow the bouncing ball.. 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall,..

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

now if we all play along, this alone should be good for 99 Posts in this thread http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

..NEXT!

[narf poit chez BOOM]

DEG, did you drop the ball?

[Kamog]

No, he didn't drop it...
*Catches the ball and tosses it to the group of FBW's*
98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Hmm, why are these beers stuck on the wall? Are they glued there? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[dogscoff]

returning from the bathroom, dogscoff hears some strange noises from behind one of the doors. He peeks inside, thinking maybe it's a gatecrasher....

"Oh my God! what are you..? She's... he's.... thy're... that's not even... is that possible..? are you actually..? OK, sorry to disturb you all... I hope you're planning to clear all that up!"

Suddenly a very pale colour, dogscoff returns quietly to the party.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:

The sound of padding Posts can be heard clearly throughout the forum from this thread. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">I think we all need a padded room for our activities here. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

But what the hey! 95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall...

*Grabs the ball from mid air and tosses and his RD* Oops, that was an accident, I swear! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[ July 08, 2004, 14:28: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Power Man]

A small cargo shuttle lands out in the drive way. A small troop of blue cargo droids carrying large boxes, crates, and kegs file into Geo's house.

HI Everybody. I heard there was a party at Geo's and thought I would help out with the Goodies.

Power Man heads into the kitchen to put the stuff on ice.

"EUEEE What is that Stuff on the stove!!!" "Oh it's supposed to be chili. "
Taking a small taste… "Yep it Definitely needs Something!!"

Power Man carefully opens a small armored box. Inside is a jar of ACME Brand SUPER DUPER EXTREAMLY HOT CHILI POWDER. You know the brand with the Toxic waste and Radiation Hazard decals on it.
After activating all of he suits shields Power Man opens the jar and adds just one, or two, oops three drops to the pans on the stove. Just as he bends over the Last pot some type of ball comes flying into the kitchen.
It hits Power Man's hand and causes him to drop the whole jar into the pot!!! Grabbing a spoon he tries to fish the jar out of the pot. But it is too late, the chili turns an odd shade of reddish brown, and begins to bubble, bubble, toiling and troubling. The spoon starts to melt.

OH BOY I think this is going to be a GOOD BATCH!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Putting the lids back on and cleaning up the evidence Power Man moves into the main room.

94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 93 bottles of beer on the wall

[David E. Gervais]

hmmm, I wonder what would happen if we filled Geo's pool with 'Jello'? (Just how cool does it get at night here?)

Muahahahahahaha http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

..93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 92 bottles of beer on the wall ... La La La..

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[mac5732]

double post, this one may be deleted, oops

[ July 08, 2004, 19:02: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

[mac5732]

As the wize one keeps an eye on the chili and Powerman's additions, he looks out the kitchen window and see the FBWs in their skimpy bikinis jump into the pool which is full of jello with whip cream and begin to slip and slide making an eyefull site http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

The old one turns around and joins in the chorus,

92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 91 bottles of beer on the wall

[capnq]

According to this site {link} (http://van.hep.uiuc.edu/van/qa/section/States_of_Matter_and_Energy/Dissolving/20011004212321.htm), Jello has to be heated to at least 40C/104F to dissolve properly.

So in the real world you'd get lumps of sticky goo sinking to the bottom. Fortunately, this isn't the real world. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

91 bottles of beer on the wall, 91 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 90 bottles of beer on the wall

[Annette]

Look, guys! Geo has a trampoline in the back yard!

90 bottles of beer on the wall...

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Annette:
Look, guys! Geo has a trampoline in the back yard!

90 bottles of beer on the wall... <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">FBWs...Trampoline...I am there! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 88 bottles of beer on the wall...

[David E. Gervais]

Come'on everybody, sing a chorus,..

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

P.S. Is getting all 99 chorus's posted by different people going to be like pulling teeth? LOL

[ July 08, 2004, 12:41: Message edited by: David E. Gervais ]

[Raging Deadstar]

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall...

The sound of padding Posts can be heard clearly throughout the forum from this thread. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ July 08, 2004, 12:43: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[Kamog]

88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 87 bottles of beer on the wall...

Hey, we keep passing these beers around but is somebody actually drinking them? Where do they all end up?... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Unnoticed for too long, a strange red ball begins to ricochet off the walls, slowly gaining speed...

[Slynky]

Halt press!

How do we really know Geo has left the building? He's a tricky guy and may just have said that so he could have some x-rated time with his wife. (along with 87 bottles of beer http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif that are left)

[Renegade 13]

Originally posted by Kamog:
88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 87 bottles of beer on the wall...

Hey, we keep passing these beers around but is somebody actually drinking them? Where do they all end up?... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Well, uh, all the beers have been *burp* ending up right in my *Groan**burp* hands. So tha's wha..23 beers..or wahs ih 13..i canht remebber..ooo loookh ah the purddy ladies in th' poohl o' jellllloooooo........

87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beer, take one down, DRINK IT UP, 86 bottles of beer on the wall.

I think you better cut me off for now guys http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Fyron]

*Places 723 more bottles of beer on the wall to go with the 86 that are currently up there.*

[Atrocities]

/me shoots the bottles of beer on the wall as they are a cheep import quality and not worth the glass that contains the swil inside of them.

[Atrocities]

Don't you hate it when you are finally motivated to do something that you have been putting off for a long time, and wouldn't ya know it, you can do that very thing your motavated to do because your obligated to do something else that you really just don't want to do but will because you have no choice?

And why is it that this always happens this way?

[Fyron]

Actually, those were some high quality imports... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

*places new high quality beers on the wall to replace all those that were broken*

[Kamog]

Yay, the forum is back up! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

*takes down a beer from the wall and passes it down...*
(I lost count of how many beers are up there http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif )

[Fyron]

808 now!

[Atrocities]

/me steals the beer on the wall and runs out of the room with an arm load screaming, "Mine its all mine, my preciouses."

[Fyron]

Ok down to 764...

*sets up auto sentry bots to eliminate anyone trying to take a beer off the wall without singing, or that is trying to take more than one beer at a time*

[Kamog]

*singing*
764 bottles of beer on the wall, 764 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 763 bottles of beer on the wall... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Atrocities]

763 bottles of beer on the wall, 763 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 762 bottles of beer on the wall... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

762 bottles of beer on the wall, 762 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 761 bottles of beer on the wall... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

761 bottles of beer on the wall, 761 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 760 bottles of beer on the wall... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

760 bottles of beer on the wall, 760 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 759 bottles of beer on the wall... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

759 bottles of beer on the wall, 759 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 758 bottles of beer on the wall... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

And poors one on the auto bot thus ruining it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ July 10, 2004, 08:10: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

[Fyron]

These are Futurama bots, which run on alcohol! And there are many of them... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Atrocities]

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
These are Futurama bots, which run on alcohol! And there are many of them... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Damn!

[Kamog]

758 bottles of beer on the wall, 758 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 757 bottles of beer on the wall!

*Looks over to see if Renegade is still drinking all these beer that we're passing down* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Atrocities]

Kamog your cut off, the rest of the beer is MINE and believe me when I say that I DO NEED IT. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Kamog]

OK, it's all yours! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

*Takes down a bottle and passes it to Atrocities*

Are you sure you can drink it all? 757 bottles is a lot of beer! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[psimancer]

a darkly cloaked figure faades in near the pool sits down in a lounge with a good view of the trampoline and the pool snaps his fingers and the pool rises up to become a clear sided see through above ground pool
and a beer fades from the wall and smokily fades in to view pouring into a glass next to him


[strange echoy voice whispers throughout the house ] 757 bottles of beer on the wall, 757 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 756 bottles of beer on the wall! hmm [fingersnap]
ahh water till the owners eys see it then lime green jello with red streaks sounds good[long well practiced evil laugh]

[David E. Gervais]

Wow! This has turned out to be a Beer-Bottle-Wall Party. I go get some wood and procede to build Geo a nice new wall to wall, floor to ceiling unit to hold as many bottles of beer as I can.

Should I build this unit to stand the bottles on shelves? Or would it be better to make it like a wine rack and have the bottles lie down? And should I enclose the unit so that it can be refridgerated?

OMG!!!! did you all just see that emormous orange cat walk by the livingroom? Is that Geo's or do we have an uninvited house guest? ...we better get prepared for a great Cat Hunt.

Sheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[narf poit chez BOOM]

* A strange whizzing sound is heard and within the space of three seconds, eight bottles of beer, a chandelier and three lamps are shattered before the blur that is the red ball exits the room.

* This shouldn't be too hard to guess. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Kamog]

*Fetches a vaccuum cleanear, a broom and a mop, and starts cleaning up the shattered glass and beer spills*

[psimancer]

*whistle*
ball appears
now you behave or i'll have to punn-nish you
now get back to narf and show him your love

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Nope, wrong guess. Think Men In Black 1. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

In fact, I don't even see a pun. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif

[mottlee]

Well I see this thread has gone to the dogs http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

756 bottles of beer on the wall, 756 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 755 bottles of beer on the wall! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

RD quickly starts building a shield to protect the PBW server from damage if Tesco hasn't received it yet http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Kamog]

*runs outside and gives the red ball a good hard kick*

[mac5732]

The crochety old one finishs up the Last beer that was passed around, lets forth a whooshing sound as the carbonation build up is released, then goes back to stirring the chili http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

755 beers on the wall, 755 beers, take one down, pass it around, 754 bottles of beer on the wall,

[Atrocities]

OK! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif Who missed the TOILET! OMG, next time you splatter the toilet so horrifically, at least have the common decency to wipe some of the (PUN) off of the seat so others can at least hover!

And that smell, what in Gods great name did you eat to cause such a mind blowing foul arse oder as that?

Good Lord man, go see a doctor! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[mottlee]

ROFLMAO.....(Belch)...Hick...sorry... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[capnq]

I go get some wood and procede to build Geo a nice new wall to wall, floor to ceiling unit to hold as many bottles of beer as I can.

Should I build this unit to stand the bottles on shelves? Or would it be better to make it like a wine rack and have the bottles lie down? And should I enclose the unit so that it can be refridgerated?<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">I vote for the wine rack; I think you can pack more bottles in that way. I'd go with the fridge, too.

755 bottles of beer on the wall, 755 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 754 bottles of beer on the wall!

[David E. Gervais]

.. I walk into the kitchen and unload a crate full of 'Tribbles'. There, these guys should be able to help clean up the spills and droppings. Heck they'll eat almost anything.)

Now, if you people could refrain from opening up the kitchen doors for a few mins, Geo's kitchen should be as clean as a whistle. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

oh-Oh! I feel a build up of gass happening in my stomach. (Must bee all that beer, corn, cheeze and pepperoni.) PHHHHHhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaP! omg, what died ? (Hey, I wasn't about to hold that in.) Besides, it could always be worse, we could be having this party in an elevator that's stuck between floors. LOL

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Kamog]

Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
Nope, wrong guess. Think Men In Black 1. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

In fact, I don't even see a pun. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">*Goes into the living room, turns on the TV, finds the "Men in Black" DVD from Geo's collection, and proceeds to watch the movie*

[mottlee]

Originally posted by David E. Gervais:
.. I walk into the kitchen and unload a crate full of 'Tribbles'. There, these guys should be able to help clean up the spills and droppings. Heck they'll eat almost anything.)

Now, if you people could refrain from opening up the kitchen doors for a few mins, Geo's kitchen should be as clean as a whistle. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

oh-Oh! I feel a build up of gass happening in my stomach. (Must bee all that beer, corn, cheeze and pepperoni.) PHHHHHhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaP! omg, what died ? (Hey, I wasn't about to hold that in.) Besides, it could always be worse, we could be having this party in an elevator that's stuck between floors. LOL

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Well Took care of the Tribbles http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Katchoo]

Originally posted by David E. Gervais:
oh-Oh! I feel a build up of gass happening in my stomach. (Must bee all that beer, corn, cheeze and pepperoni.) PHHHHHhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaP! omg, what died ? (Hey, I wasn't about to hold that in.) <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Katchoo's face turns green, his eyes cross, and he promptly passes out face first onto the kitchen floor, spilling his bag of popcorn.

[Atrocities]

Tribbles make for good eating. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[David E. Gervais]

Originally posted by Atrocities:
Tribbles make for good eating. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">yeah, and they taste just like chicken,.. and they can be baked, fried, boiled or thrown on the bbq. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Oh, and their pelts make great earmuffs in the winter. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

..Oh-Oh, now the SPCT will be all over me for saying these things. Muahahahahahaha

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Kamog]

The Society of Prevention of Cruelty to Tribbles? If they show up, we'll give them beer to make them go away. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Also, once we barbecue the tribbles, they won't be able to tell it apart from chicken... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[geoschmo]

So, am I really suposed to go back and read all 90 Posts here or what? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Loser]

Welcome back, elder!

[Atrocities]

It would have been 120 but the Forum was down for a few days. And welcome back. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[mac5732]

well welcome back Geo.. sorry about the mess in the house, backyard, pool, bathroom, living room,.. sigh and the rest... pull up and chair and have some chili and a brew http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

754 bottles of beer on the wall, 754 bottles of beer, take one down pass it to Geo, 753 bottles of beer on the wall......

[Paul1980au]

753 bottles of beer on the wall - 753 bottles of beer shoot one off with a ground cannon 1 - 752 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Fyron]

Originally posted by geoschmo:
So, am I really suposed to go back and read all 90 Posts here or what? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Yes.

[David E. Gervais]

Originally posted by geoschmo:
So, am I really suposed to go back and read all 90 Posts here or what? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Only if you like a good laugh http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Welcome back.

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[narf poit chez BOOM]

'You planned a trip to Idaho...Just to watch...the potato's grow...'

* Narf puts some music on. Can anybody guess who the artist is?

[geoschmo]

*yawn*

Well, I'm about recovered from the trip now. Drove 790 miles home from Florida yesterday in 14 hours. We planned on taking two days to get home but we were all sick of being on the road so we drove straight through.

I see I made a post here Last night, but I only vaguely remember being here. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Geoschmo

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by geoschmo:
Well, I'm about recovered from the trip now. Drove 790 miles home from Florida yesterday in 14 hours. <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">I can appreciate being tired in that regard. Just Last weekend I went to Watertown, South Dakota to visit some friends and it is a 13 hour drive from my house to theirs. I think miliage is roughly 700-750. I drove pretty fast needless to say. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Edit: This is post 100 and I didn't even realize it.

[ July 12, 2004, 18:12: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Kamog]

Good thing those highways in the States have those bumpy grids on the sides, so if you fall asleep at the wheel and the car starts to swerve to the side, the bumps wake you up. Those things saved us when we drove down to Las Vegas a couple of years ago and we kept falling asleep. I've never seen those bumps on our Canadian highways.

[Captain Kwok]

I think it has to do with snowplows and that they'd be ripped up by them during the winter.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

We have them on some of the roads in BC.

* Whoosh goes the red ball.

[Captain Kwok]

Keep in mind the only places I've seen the reflector bumps are in states without snow (for the most part), so I'd expect some of the same for places in BC that are fairly wet and not cold during winter.

[Suicide Junkie]

The rumble strips are all over on the roads we take to the cottage.

I wonder how long before they're patterned so they play out advertisements as you drive...

[narf poit chez BOOM]

AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mac5732]

well Geo is back and is hard at work remodeling his home http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif So we need a new party place... hmmmm according to the Fyron is gone thread, Fyron has left/gone/departed or soon will be for parts unknown.... DID SOMEONE SAY PARTY HAS BEEN MOVED TO HIS HOUSE ?????

[Katchoo]

If we move the party to Fyron's place, be sure to bring my unconscious body along. I'm still passed out on the floor from David's smelly 'evacuation'.

...And bring the red ball too.

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[narf poit chez BOOM]

* The red ball wizzes through a window and over to Fyron's place.