Things You Might See On An SE V Bumper Sticker

[Atrocities]

1. "I break to play Space Empires."
2. "On my way to buy a new Mouse."
3. "If your close enough to read this, then my cruise just obliterated your escort."
4. "All of your bases belong to us!"
5. "I demand that you leave this system!"
6. "Life is over rated, buy SE V."
7. "I am the ruler of the known universe!"
8. "This vehicle is equiped with Phased Poloron Beams."
9. "I have no armor, no shields, and no weapons, but one hell of a Kamakazi war head, so get the hell out of my way!"
10. "Everyone one else is playing, so why not you?"

[Escaflowne]

11. My empire can beat up your empire.
12. This ship is equipped with shields.
13. My strategy is set for 'Optimum Firing Range'
14. You will become part of a greater whole.
15. Watch out for strange warp points!
16. Krill are crunchy, even in milk.

[Randallw]

17. The best car is the one that uses up the most resources.

[Gozra]

18 Happiness is a well used Talisman
19 My Empire is Bigger than Your Empire
20 Malfador is my Co-Pilot
21 I'd rather be Play By Webing
22 My other car has a Quantum Reactor
23 I have never played a game with Intelligence in my entire life
24 Baseships are Best!
25 Caution it's been 3 days since my Last PBW Turn
26 Happiness is a sucessful Plantary assult

[Urendi Maleldil]

27. Beware of Strange Warp Points
28. This vehicle has no right click
29. My Armor is leaky
30. My Shields are leaky
31. All my battles are turn-based

[Escaflowne]

27 is a copy of 15...
*pulls out an Anti-Proton beam pistol*
Bad!
*ZAP*

I like 31 though...

[Raging Deadstar]

New 27. Petroleum Planets are best http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif Or "My other Car is a Terran Baseship" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Atrocities]

29. "I Break to recharge my Anti Protron Beams."

[David E. Gervais]

"SE4, Just One More Turn!"

Of course, to be in keeping with the bumper sticker, you must make a right turn at every other corner. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[Suicide Junkie]

#33 "If you can read this, brace for impact"

[TerranC]

34: Plague happens.
35: Honk if you like my WMG.
36: My other vehicle's a baseship.
37: Warship makes frequent glass.

[Aiken]

38. Real pilots use Quantum Engines.
39. Self-destruct device inside!

[Randallw]

40. Erratic behaviour caused by A.I.

[Atrocities]

41. "There is no victory in destroying an empire to win a war. But ending a battle to save an empire is no defeat."

[DarkHorse]

42. My Empire Conquered Your Honor Student
43. Honk If You Love Phong
44. So Many Xiati, So Little Time

[DarkHorse]

45. Modder On Board
46. My parents glassed your homeworld, and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker
47. Interplanetary Destruction, Now In 3D

[Atrocities]

45. I mod
46. Ship Set King
47. Thats not an exhaust port your looking at.
48. I'm a Red Neck Emperor (http://www.astmod.com/redneckemperor.htm).
49. I live by the E.R.A.S.E (http://www.astmod.com/erase.htm).
50. I'm Addicted to Space Empires (http://www.astmod.com/seiv300list.htm).

[DarkHorse]

51. Warp 5.5 Saves Lives
52. You Gonna Eat That Neutral Empire?
53. Back Off, Or I'll Mine Your Warp Point

[DarkHorse]

54. Containment Breach! Warp Core Implosion In... No, Wait, Just Out Of Gas
55. SEV: All The Beacons Of Our World Are Lit In Celebration
56. Outlaw Planetary Biological Weapons, And Only Outlaws Will Have Them

[DarkHorse]

57. We Conquer More Planets Before 9AM Than Most People Do All Day
58. Black Holes Suck
59. Give Peace A Chance, Then Glass Their Planet

[Atrocities]

DarkHorse, those were hilarious. ROFLMAO

[PvK]

60. "Beer planets are the best!"
61. "No one expects the Cluk-Ruk Inquisition!"
62. "In turn-based space, no one can dodge your ram!"

[DarkHorse]

Thank you, Atrocities.

63. We Gave Peace A Chance; It Just Sat There And Didn't Conquer Anything
64. Aliens Make Great Subjugated Pets
65. Ha Ha, You're From An Ice Planet

[DarkHorse]

66. You Call This Global Warming? Wait Until My Fleet Arrives...
67. From The Ashes Of Your Civilization Shall Rise, Well, Smoke, Mostly
68. Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear, And They Carry Troops

[Gandalf Parker]

DarkHorse said:
66. You Call This Global Warming? Wait Until My Fleet Arrives...
67. From The Ashes Of Your Civilization Shall Rise, Well, Smoke, Mostly
68. Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear, And They Carry Troops


All 3 of those are excellent.

[Atrocities]

Dark Horse those are just great. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif Really funny man. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

69.

http://www.astmod.com/design/wcip.PNG

[DarkHorse]

You guys are too kind http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/redface.gif

[DarkHorse]

And I love the ship in #69

We come in peace, with weapons bristling
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[Timstone]

Hahahaha!!!! LOL, this thread is sooo funny!
I really loved #33 and #58.
Keep up the cool sticker humour, I might order some stickers with the text of one. Should look very cool on my car.

[Gandalf Parker]

Timstone said:
Hahahaha!!!! LOL, this thread is sooo funny!
I really loved #33 and #58.
Keep up the cool sticker humour, I might order some stickers with the text of one. Should look very cool on my car.


Easy enough to do (how many knew I would jump in with that?)
Some wouild make good Tshirts also. Especially with permission of some artists...
Anyone with a domain want to open a CafePress.com page? Anyone? Anyone?

I want a Tshirt that says
SPACE EMPIRES IV
just one more turn

and a bumper sticker that says
My kids empire conquered your honor students empire.

(both reworded slightly for marketing)

[Escaflowne]

Dark Horse wins!

55 is the best one.

[Caduceus]

70. SE IV - Sleep is for the weak.
71. If you can read this, you better have a security station.
72. The rest of the fleet is cloaked. I'm a decoy.
73. The temporal distortion you're seeing means I'm home already.

[Gandalph]

74. I can't drive Warp 5.5
75. The end of the world is near, the EEE have been spotted.

[Rasorow]

I think a tee shirt....

<front>

SEIV Warrior

(picture of warship - maybe Atrocites' Come in Peace warship)


<back>

We conquer more planets before 9am
then most people do all day.

____________________________

Would be very nice indeed.

(hope you dont mind Darkhorse but that one is my favorite so far)

With all due credit to Darkhorse and Atrocites who actually came up with the 1 liner and image.

Rasorow

[Starhawk]

74. If you can read this, my fighters are already behind you.

75. If they come in peace make them slaves

76. Xeno's are not to be trusted

77. Member of PETA (People for the Eating of Tasty Aliens)

78. Universal Conquerer on Board

[Atrocities]

You guys are really getting good with these. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[Atrocities]

79. My Battleship is bigger than yours.
80. Member of PBW
81. This vehicle designed by Atrocities
82. Ancient Treaty stipulate that this road belongs to me!"
83. 7-11 planets are the best.
84. I come from Sol III A.
85. Bad Event About To Happen

[XenoTheMorph]

Starhawk said:

76. Xeno's are not to be trusted




http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif
No fair I'm very trustworthy, unless I need something http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif


Atrocities said:

84. I come from Sol III A.




Luna?

Atrocities is a Moon Man!!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

Atrocities said:
82. Ancient Treaty stipulate that this road belongs to me!"



Ok, that's just classic http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

86. I'm an Evil Fascist Xenophobic Dictator on a bad day.... Sure you want to Overtake?

[Nodachi]

87. Go ahead and hit me, I have organic armor.
88. I can tell by how you drive, you're playing with Intel off.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

89. I Get My Refreshments From The Devonshire Pub!
90. ---WARNING--- Boarding Parties Will Emerge From Trunk In 10 Seconds If You Can Read This (in font size 4)
91. My Long Range Scanner Tells Me Your Fuel Has Nearly Run Out!
92. Don't bother hiding those illegal immigrants in your trunk. My Tachyon Sensors have already picked them up.
93. ---WARNING--- Cloaking Device On Board. May Suddenly Turn Invisible. Do NOT Accelerate If This Happens.
94. Press Here For Self-Destruct
95. I Don't Have A Trunk, You Moron. I Have A Mine Layer III
96. No, Those Aren't My Headlights, Those Are My Graviton Hellbores Charging Up
97. ---WARNING--- AI Minister Control Is On. Expect Erratic Illogical Movements That Seem Too Stupid To Be True
98. My other car is a Space Yard Ship.
99. (placed underneath 98) The reason I'm not using it is because it's building cloaking quantum sphereworld bases around our Sun. Expect an Eclipse within a few months
100. This Car Is In Fact A T-Model Ford That Has Been Retrofitted 900 Times
101. This Car Is In Fact A Baseship. It Has Been Retrofitted To The Size Of A Car
102. Moon? What Moon? Oh, you mean my Battlemoon up there?

[Urendi Maleldil]

103: You have an EEE up your tailpipe.

[Atrocities]

104. "Small size makes car 20% harder to hit during combat."
105. "Driver - Unstable"
106. "Warrior - Populations prefer that their race be aggressive when driving."

[David E. Gervais]

107: This Warp Point has a 500 mineral Toll.
108: Take my Warp, Please!
109: Fire at Will, DOn't worry he can take it, he has massive shields and armor.

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[Ed Kolis]

110. Gasoline planets are the best!
111. Warning - Driver's Aggressiveness is set to 125%!
112. This Vehicle equipped with Cobalt Warheads
113. I Brake for Phongs

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

114. I Brake For EEE... but only because they're hell to get off your windshield
115. Drushocka On Board!
116. Exhaust? Oh, You Mean My Drone Launcher III?
117. ---WARNING--- Remote Mining components on board. If you get any closer, they will suck up your vehicle's chassis, driver/passengers and fuel.
118. My other car is a Dreadnought with Quantum Reacot, Repair Bay, Gravitational Quantum Resonator & Gravitational Condenser.
119. (underneath 118) The reason I'm not using it is because my Texas cousin has it up on blocks.
120. Beware of strange warp points!

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

121. Ancient treaties stipulate your passenger seat belongs to me.
122. ---CAUTION--- Warp Points may be opened from this vehicle. Do NOT drive into them. They will lead directly to my home system.
123. I Brake For Drushocka... but only because I'd probably destroy my car if I hit them.

[jbmetrics]

124. Forget about the baby on board, worry about the modder behind the wheel
125. Will trade Sol III for advanced technologies
126. You are an addict if you want SEIV over SEX

[Timstone]

I like #124 very much. Good one!

[Atrocities]

127. "Shrapnel Fanatic"
128. "I killed a billion people before breakfast"
129. "Put down that cell phone and worship me, your Emperor"
130. "Peace is for the weak and cowardly."

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

131. My morning: A report on my succesful Triple-Molly, a message that I've annihilated yet another race, and 13 new colonized planets. And what's happened to you today?

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

132. Your Supply Has Almost Run Out. You Should Head For The Nearest Resupply Depot Or Gas Station

[Atrocities]

StrategiaInUltima - Becareful of duplicates

133. I'm a Red Neck Emperor
134. Memmber of E.R.A.S.E (Evil Rulers Association of Space Empires) LINK (http://www.astmod.com/erase.htm)
135. They can have my copy of SE IV when they pry it from my cold dead hands.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

136. I conquered the galaxy and all I got was this lousey BUMPER STICKER!
137. My friend conquered the galaxy and all I got was this lousey BUMPER STICKER!

[Atrocities]

138. Organic Ships Taste Great
139. Who needs QNP when you have Warp Points.
140. Turn off YOUR driving Minister!!!!

[Suicide Junkie]

141 (vanity license plate) Civic 0005

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

142. I Brake for Xi-Chung... then turn, and flee as fast as I can.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

143. PBW's down, so don't be surprised when my Graviton Hellbores start tearing the street apart!

[Gozra]

144. If SEIV was banned then only criminals would have SEIV
145. Join Play By Web and be an Empire of one
146. Malafador the Emperor of Space Games
147. Join Play By Web and see the universe
148. They did what! With their research points?
149. If you can read this bumper sticker your too close and
NOT Playing SEIV

[geoschmo]

Gozra said:
145. Join Play By Web and be an Empire of one


I LIKE this! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

I like it a LOT. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Hmmm, thought I could post an image here. Anyway, I made up a bumper sticker. Maybe I'll put it in my signature. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[geoschmo]

Does this work?

http://seiv.pbw.cc/empire_sm.jpg

Yeah, that's the ticket. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Shamelessly ripped off from...

http://www.thebattlezone.com/decals/decalpix/tndl-ar-109.jpg

[geoschmo]

150. Explore, Expand, Exploit, Who you kidding?
(And in bigger letters...)
EXTERMINATE!

[narf poit chez BOOM]

151. If you are close enough to read this, I'm close enough to vaporize you.

[Atrocities]

152. NOTICE: If you can read this, you are within optimal weapons range.
153. The last time someone was close enough to read this, I boarded them.
154. Man eating alien at the helm.
155. Hows my piloting? Visit wwww.malfador.com and let me know.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

I like your warning better.

[Atrocities]

narf poit chez BOOM said:
I like your warning better.



Who's warning?

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Note to self: Be more clear.


152. NOTICE: If you can read this, you are within optimal weapons range.

Yours. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

[Mephisto]

Geoschmo, that works great. I also like the boarding and owr warning. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif