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Atrocities
January 5th, 2005, 03:01 PM
To pick up your Key baord, turn it over and shake it vigerously to see what falls out. You might be surprised.

To go a day without logging onto the internet or sitting down at your computer. To make this a worthy dare, do it on a day when your snowed in and there is nothing on TV to watch.

To send the UN a bill for services rendered. (See if they pay it.)

Tell that dumb *** Donald T that he's fired. (You know who he reminds me of... That creature that Luke Skywalker met in the bar in Star Wars, you know the one that says "I am wanted in 3 systems." My respond to that would have been, "no doubt because of how ugly you are."

Buy a second copy of SEIV just for fun.

The next time your pulled over, ask the cop if you can donate to the Policemans Ball or other charity events. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif Lets see if he responds by saying something stupid like "Policemen do not have balls." - True story, a lady I work with read showed us a story in Readers Digest about just such a thing happening.

Go to a car lot and send the day buying a car and at the Last moment, after wasting the salesman day, walk out without signing. LOL -- evil yes, but it is most gratafying in a devious way.

Watch Rossi O'Donald reruns. - would rather eat a pile of decaying magot crap.

follow the direction on your shampoo bottle to the letter. rinse lather repeat, rinse lather repeat, etc

Where the left shoe on the right foot and the right shoe on the left foot.

Go to work in your pajamas

Take up two parking spots at the mall

And finally, take a chance, roll the dice, go to vegas and bet the farm.

Suicide Junkie
January 5th, 2005, 03:06 PM
I've done about two and a half of those http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

David E. Gervais
January 5th, 2005, 03:40 PM
The "Go to work in your pj's" is easy enough,.. I work from home http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif LOL

Nothing fell out of my keyboard when I turned it upside down just now. But that is probably due to any 'foreign' matter is sticking to it like barnicals to a ship hull. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

..I have a dare,.. next time you have a crap and think it's amazing in any way, take a pic and post it for all to judge. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif (this will give new meaning to "A Kodak Moment" LOL

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Gandalf Parker
January 5th, 2005, 03:53 PM
Go to work in PJs no prob. I telecommute. One of my sigs says "I used to be able to go to work in my underwear. Now because of those stupid litle golf-ball cameras on the computer I have to go to work in underwear and a tie."

Second copy of SEIV is no problem, I have 3. And room for 1 more. (2 more if it would run on bare linux)

I dare you to read your toothpaste.

I dare you to follow the instructions of the dieticians and ettiquete experts. Instead of chewing 4 times and swallowing with something else already on its way to your mouth.. Try chewing it up completely and swallowing, THEN reaching for more food or drink.

Practice looking women in the eye. Do it the next time you are watching your favorite TV show.

Try to think of something that you never show appreciation for because its always done without you noticing. Something you would shout like crazy if it DIDNT get done. Tell that person thank you.

Slynky
January 5th, 2005, 06:47 PM
David E. Gervais said:I have a dare,.. next time you have a crap and think it's amazing in any way, take a pic and post it for all to judge. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif (this will give new meaning to "A Kodak Moment" LOL

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

I think I can supply a photo for that. Seems my wife didn't beleive I could make an "island" so I had to give her some photographic evidence (to shut her up). http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/Sick.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

Baron Munchausen
January 5th, 2005, 08:06 PM
There is already a dedicated site for this. So, don't post it here.

http://Ratemypoo.com

Courtesy of Rotten.com, of course. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

Randallw
January 5th, 2005, 11:16 PM
All I got were crumbs and more hairs than I would have expected. I think it's State Troopers that don't have balls. Police do.

Renegade 13
January 6th, 2005, 01:07 AM
Wow, for a second there I thought you were talking about your crap!

Then I realized it was the keyboard http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Randallw
January 6th, 2005, 03:24 AM
Hmm, well perhaps if I had such a state of mind I may have realised how my statement appeared. Unfortunately for me I do not think in such terms http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Starhawk
January 6th, 2005, 04:04 AM
LOL the only thing I've ever dared anyone to do is in Kung Fu dared a guy to walk up to a an attractive girl that was in our class and say
"Have you seen my spear?" well he did it and without missing a beat she replied:

"Maybe if it wasn't so small you wouldn't have lost it"

I was laughing my butt off, and that reinforced my beleif in never doing what I'm dared http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Instar
January 6th, 2005, 04:22 AM
I dare you to fight a ninja.

Atrocities
January 6th, 2005, 04:27 AM
Instar said:
I dare you to fight a ninja.



Dare taken.

*Hours later*

Atrocities returns with a ninja's sword and a black eye. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Randallw
January 6th, 2005, 04:38 AM
I was once shopping with a friend (who is a black belt) and he pointed out to me someone wearing a jacket with a big Ninja School logo on the back

"Behold the Ninja, the art of the invisible warrior" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

Raging Deadstar
January 6th, 2005, 06:45 AM
My friend Martin is Blackbelt in Karate, although I wouldn't class him as a ninja, He won't dare take me on in a fight...

Last time he did was several years ago, he mocked me with fancy kung-fu so when he was doing so he got a kick between the legs. The Perils of Youth....

It was on Par with The Indiana Jones Moment http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

NarfsCompIsBack
January 6th, 2005, 07:10 AM
There's two types of martial arts schools; sports schools, which is most of them, and combat schools. As I understand it, you know you're in a combat school when people joke about broken limbs that the've actually had.

Starhawk
January 6th, 2005, 05:20 PM
LOL I'm in the second kind, borken limbs have occured before, so have spear wounds, sword wounds and LOTS of black eyes and bruises (I've mainly had Sword bruises and black eyes)

Karate= Americanized Style of Japanese Martial Arts

Kung Fu= Ancient Chinese style that has been relatively unaltered for thousands of years (in the school I'm in anyway)

Kung Fu Actually Spawned Karate because the Japanese kind of "borrowed it" lol.

Just some history there hehe


Oh I've fought a "ninja" but he was pathetic so it doesn't really fit in the dare lol http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

kerensky
January 6th, 2005, 06:46 PM
Hmm ninja fighting...

I'm not sure this guy was a ninja, he was trained in the type of sword fighting you use bamboo swords for (star knows what this is). Well anyway, let's just say it hurt.

douglas
January 7th, 2005, 02:15 AM
kerensky said:
type of sword fighting you use bamboo swords for (star knows what this is).

Probably kendo (my ex-roommate's learning it).

TerranC
January 7th, 2005, 04:12 AM
Speaking of Kung Fu, if anyone knows if they're going to be invited to a wedding or a bar mitzbah or something along the lines of those, I dare him/her to sing "Kung Foo Fighting" at a very emotional/important/sentimental time loudly, proudly and without fault.