Bad Names For Your Ships

[Atrocities]

If it is your goal to inspire fear in your would be enemies, then I strongly suggest that you NEVER name your ships the following names. (List to grow I hope)

1. Love Boat
2. Daise Peddle
3. Peace Lover
4. Flower Power
5. Anti War Movement
6. Free Love
7. Unarmed
8. Love Machine
9. Lover
10. Charity

[Starhawk]

11. Hillary (followed by Clinton or Duff)
12. Don't hurt me
13. Peace n' Love
14. Happy
15. Windmill (think about it)
16. Lollypop
17. Carnival
18. Gulp n' Blow
19. Pussywillow
20. Pussycat
21. The first part of the above two without the second part
22. Wimpasaurus
23. Harmless
24. Mary Goodhead (Bond girl)
25. Sunflower
26. Loveable
27 Hermosa Maria (I think it means Pretty Mary in Spanish I dunno but a guy I played PBW with had that as a name)

[Ed Kolis]

On a different note...
28. Star Destroyer Mark One http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

edit: oh, that's a STRATEGICALLY bad name, not an IDEOLOGICALLY bad name http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Atrocities]

"Sunflower" - ROFLMAO That was a good one.

29. Pretty N' Pink
30. Peachee
31. Girlfriend
32. Moonbeam
33. Starberry
34. Peach Blossom
35. Mouse

[Raging Deadstar]

36. Out of Order

[Cheeze]

Atrocities, I think you've got it all wrong. What's worse, being afraid of a fleet of oncoming Devastator dreadnoughts, or the terror induced by the arrival of a group of Fluffy Bunnies?


41. Bullseye
40. Aimhere
39. Anonymous Red Shirted Crewman
38. Unlucky
37. Oops

[Baron Munchausen]

But why stick to namby-pamby names? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif I've got a whole names file full of 'extreme' names for ships. Beside the obvious like 'Blitzkrieg' or 'Heavy Hitter' I've got lots of ambiguous Catch-22 type names for the general 'I hate this' flavor of war that no 'realistic' empire would ever use. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif (Edited to fix the word 'sh-t' in several of these triggering automatic censorship...)

Acid Test
AckAck
Apocalypse Now
Arm Twister
Armageddon
Artful Dodger
***-kicker
Attitude Adjuster
BackbLast
Bad Attitude
Badass
Ballistic
Bare-knuckles
Battle Fatigue
Battle Rage
Bangstick
Big Stick
Blazer
Blind Ambition
Blitzkrieg
Blockbuster
Bloodbath
Bloodlust
Bodacious
Body Count
Body Slam
Bomb-thrower
Bone Crusher
Boomer
Boomstick
Braveheart
Brawler
Brickbat
Brinksmanship
Bullyboy
Can O'Whupass
Cannon Fodder
Carpet Bomber
Catch-22
Character Builder
Clenched Fist
Clobberin' Time!
Clue-by-four
Code of Honor
Coffin Nail
Cold Steel
Collateral Damage
Combat Fatigue
Cowabunga!
Crackdown
Crash-n-Burn
Crispy Critter
Crossfire
Crump
D'ooh!
Dangerous Mischief
Deadeye
Death Becomes Her
Death's Door
Death's Head
Deep Sh-t
Demolition Man
Derring-do
Devil Made Me Do It
Devil's Advocate
Die-Hard
Diminishing Returns
Diplomatic Incident
Dirty Harry
Dirty Trick
Disciplinarian
Disturbing Behavior
Dog of War
Doom Team
Dope Slap
Dr. Strangelove
Drill Sergeant
Equalizer
Escalation
Excessive Force
Extreme Prejudice
Famous Last Words
Feeding Frenzy
Fightin' Words
Fine Red Mist
Fire in the Hole
Fist of Death
Flagwaver
Flaming Death
Flash Point
Flashbang
Flashpoint
Force Majeure
Foxhole Strategist
Fragger
Freak of Nature
Freefire
Friendly Fire
Full Metal Jacket
G. I. Joe
Game Over
Gangbuster
Gay Saber
General Scheisskopf
Genocidal
Glory Hound
Glutton4Punishment
Gonzo
Gravedigger
Grim Determination
Grim Reaper
Grizzled Veteran
Grim Determination
Grim Reaper
Groundpounder
Grunt
Gunboat Diplomat
Gunga Din
Gung Ho
Hammerhand
Happy Warrior
Hard Target
Haymaker
Heavy Hand
Heavy Hitter
Hell on Wheels
Hell to Pay
Hell, Yeah!
Hellacious
Hobnailed Boot
Holy Hand Grenade
Hot Sh-t!
Hulk-out
Hunter-Killer
Idle Boaster
In Your Face
Incoming Fire
Interventionist
Iron Boot
Iron Fist
Iron Hand
Jingoist
Jack D. Ripper
John Wayne
Jolly Roger
Junkyard Dog
Juvenal Delinquent
Kick-***
Killer Tomato
Killjoy
Kilroy
Kiss My ***
Kiss My Pouch
Kitbash
Knockout
Knuckle Sandwich
Knuckle-dragger
Last Laugh
Leatherneck
Lebensraum
Lesser Evil
Lex Talionis
Lock & Load
Lone Ranger
Loose Cannon
Machismo
Macho Man
Mad Max
Magic Bullet
Mailed Fist
Major Whoops
Make My Day
Manifest Destiny
Martial Artist
Mass Destruction
Mass Slaughter
Master BLaster
Master of Disaster
Metal Storm
Mettle and Metal
Might Makes Right
Military Brass
Military Brat
Milo Minderbinder
Missed Me!
Mission Creep
Mortician
Mostly Harmless
Mr. Clean
Murphy's Law
Necessary Evil
No More Mr. Niceguy
No Quarter
Official Denial
Oh Sh-t!
Outflanker
Overkill
Panic Button
Party Pooper
Patriot
Peacekeeper
Peacemaker
Piledriver
Pit Bull
Plausible Deniability
Police Action
Police Brutality
Problem Child
Provocateur
Quartermaster
Rabbit Punch
Raging Bull
Railsplitter
Razorwire
Rambo's Delight
Read My Lips
Ready2Rumble
Realpolitik
Rebel Yell
Redshirt
Right Stuff
Risky Business
Roid Rage
Rough Justice
Rough Rider
Rude Awakening
Scorched Earth
Scrubbing Bubble
Search and Destroy
Sgt. Slaughter
Silver Bullet
Shellshock
Sharp Elbow
Sh-t Happens!
Sh-t-can It!
Shock Wave
Short Fuse
Shrapnel
Slagger
Slam-bang
Slam-dunk
Smackdown
Smoking Gun
SNAFU
Sniper Check
So Much For Subtlety
Soldier of Fortune
Sound and Fury
Space Cowboy
Spaceman Spiff
Spit-n-Polish
Spray-n-Pray
Standard Deviant
Star Knight
Starfire
Starship Trooper
Steel Rain
Steely Glint
Stonewaller
Strongarm
Stupendous Man
Sucker Punch
Sudden Death
Sunday Punch
Super Trooper
Taskmaster
The Art of War
The Last Word
Titanium Cranium
Ton of Bricks
Top Gun
Tough Customer
Tough Guy
Trigger-happy
True Grit
Turkey Shoot
Underdog
Undertaker
Unnecessary Roughness
Your Worst Nightmare
Vicious Circle
Vorpal Bunny
Wag the Dog
Wallop
War Criminal
War Whoop
War Wimp
War-hawk
War-horse
Wargasm
Whack-a-mole
Widowmaker
Wild Child
Wild Thing
Xenocidal
Zorch

[geoschmo]

"Post-Dated Check Loan" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

[Atrocities]

38. IRS
39. Bill Collector
40. Repo Man
41. Pig (As In Copper)
42. Spammer
43. Telemarketer
44. Avangelist
45. Lawyer

[Atrocities]

46. Shootme
47. Book worm
48. Lazy Weasel (sp)
49. Mother N Law
50. Ex-Wife

[ZeroAdunn]

You guys come up with such simple names, what happened to the good old days of long flowing names:

Blunt object of maximun authorized force
Sword of unparalleled misdirection
New Design 001
Song of unified litigation

Oooh, how about the "Tool of Operational Need"

Yah... that one sounds good.

[tesco samoa]

i once played a game against a fellow work mate where i named every ship after his failed relationships/marriages http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Went over really well

[Renegade 13]

Go simple....

Hydrogen
Helium
Lithium
Beryllium
Boron
Carbon
etc, etc.

Take variations on that theme, such as certain chemicals or the chemical names of drugs.

Hydrochloric Acid
Benzene
Dihydrogen Monoxide
Cyanide
Venlafaxine
Acetamenophen
etc, etc

[EaX]

yes Hermosa Maria = Pretty Maria

[TurinTurambar]

tesco samoa said:
i once played a game against a fellow work mate where i named every ship after his failed relationships/marriages http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Went over really well



ROFLMAO!!

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[Starhawk]

EaX said:
yes Hermosa Maria = Pretty Maria



Well I guess he had a girlfriend named Maria lol.

51. Aimwrong
52. Malfunctioner
53. Wrongbutton
54. AssbLaster
55. Baddaboom
56. Sunny
57. Cher
58. Captain T'neal
59. Roseblossum
60. Gassy Avenger (I've seen it /threads/images/Graemlins/Envy.gif)
61. SS. Spacesick
62. Bonny Lass
63. Cutiepie
64. Fluffybunny
65. Mel Brooks
66. Bugsplat
67. Vommitarium
68. Windows 95
69. 69 (sorry sorry sorry)
70. Gomer Pyle
71. Prince Albert
72. Butterfly
73. Sissypoo
74. Cutiepatootie

[boran_blok]

I've got a ship now in PBW named Run Forrest Run, which is seen my condition, a ship designed to well, run...

[Hugh Manatee]

75. The Minnow
76. Bullet Sponge
77. The Minnow II
78. Mr. Ladybug
79. The Minnow III
80. Jesus(will die, but will come back....)
81. WTC(really bad name for a ship, I know....)
82. Master of Orion III(oddly Master of Orion I and II were legendary...)
83. Buttwiper
84. SS Avril Lavigne
85. SS Ted Bundy
86. SS Ashley Simpson
87. SS OJ
88. The Juice
89. SS Janet Reno
90. ALL YOU BASE ARE BELONG TO US
91. Barney the Dinosaur
92. The Baby Bop(although these 2 would be feared...)
93. Heindenburg
95. K19
96. SS Tina Fey
97. SS Oprah
98. SS Steadman
99. SS Maury Povich
100. SS Kobe

[Hugh Manatee]

101. Paris Hilton's Cooter Crab
102. Seal Clubber
103. Valdese
104. Rico Suave
105. SS Jar Jar
106. Starbuck
107. Boomer
108. Brain****
109. Tweedle Dee
110. Tweedle Dum
111. Menudo
112. Jojo
113. Hanson
114. Giant Douche
115. Turd Sandwitch
116. "The G-Spot"(you'd never hit it....)
117. Bullrider
118. SS Keri Strug
119. Hemroid
120. Pill Bug

[Timstone]

121. Buttcrack 'O Doom
122. Bangbus
123. Tittie Twister
124. Chairface Chippendale
125. George Bush jr.

[Randallw]

Starhawk said:
11. Hillary (followed by Clinton or Duff)




Well I know one author who hasn't heeded your advice. In his novel a Task Force from 2021 is sent back though time and the flagship is the U.S.S Hilary Clinton (the best President ever to lead in the war on terror)

[rdouglass]

Cheeze said:...
39. Anonymous Red Shirted Crewman
...



Now that's funny!

[solops]

This thread brings back a few memories. Back when I PBEM'ed Stars! I had a list of names I used. My memory is failing, but a some of them were:

Angry Sphincter Spluttering
Mint on Liver a la Blood
Ulcerous Foot (minelayer)
Festering Stool
Severed Finger Signalling
Happy Tumor Bursting
Gleeful Goiter Gurgling Grandly
Dark Dreams (cloaked spy/minelayer)

[Starhawk]

LOL AHAHAHAHA What dumbass thinks Hillary Clinton would be a good president LOL.

126. Cheeseburger
127. Nutcracker
128. Major Payne
129. HelluvaBigTarget (saw it once and laughed my butt off)
130 SS BUTTCRACK! (saw farscape? you'd get it)
131. G'String
132. Women's Lib
133. Girl Power
134. Posh Spice (or the other three)
135. The Feminist
136. Bullsh!tter
137. c#ck juggling thunder c#nt (Aww learning new cuss words from Blade 3)
138 SS Bullseye
139. Pamela Anderson's Left
140. Pamela Anderson's Right (why no they're the size of base ships?)
141. Deathstar
142. Spaceball 1
143. Ohio (watch the news)
144. The Governator
145. Boozehound
146. BeerdrinkinBubba
147. KAAAABOOOOOM!
148. The Frenchmen (hey maybe their unwashed scent will scare the enemy away)
149. Brass Balls
150. Dick Gozinya (SEEN IT)
151. DickHurtz
152. Troll Doll
153. Dingy
154. SnoopDogg (A ship getting "doggystyle" is just wrong, for that matter lets stop him from saying that about anything ever again)
155. Monkeylover

Edit
156. GhetoStar
157. LoveMonkey

[Atrocities]

ROFLMAO

I have a lot more, but the language restictions here on the forum prevent me from posting them.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

158. You Are About To... Ooh, donuts!
159. lAAAzy!
160. I'm Too Sexy For My Ships
161. Mobile Potential Triple-Molly!!!!! (for a scout)
162. Press Here To Self-Destruct
163. (the location and defenses of your Homeworld)
164. (the location and strength of your fleet, moving around the enemy to attack him in the rear while this ship is designated to distract the massive enemy leets)
165. The Philanthropic Ferengi
166. I'm Living In The US Illegaly, Does This Make Me Look Stupid?
167. Bin Laden (except on a ramming ship)
168. Saturday Night Live
169. CNN
170. UPS
171. MOO 3 Is Better Than SEIV
172. MOO 1 Is Better Than SEIV
173. Goofy
174. Garbage Scow One (on your most massive battlemoon)
175. (the above if it's actually TRUE)
176. Oh No! An Escort! Heeeeeeelp!
178. Democracy Sucks!
179. That Organic Infestation Over There Looks Like My Pet!
180. Massive Overkill! (on an unarmed scout)

[narf poit chez BOOM]

181. Gilligans Ship. (A three-month flight...)

[Suicide Junkie]

Wouldn't that be Gilligan's Colony?

You could call your colony ships "SS Minnow" for an obscure reference.

[Atrocities]

Abandon Ware
Fart Knocker
Brain Fart
Puff Puff Give
Pimp Daddy
Idaho - Think about it - Ebonics = I da ho

[Thermodyne]

Lets not leave out...

The famious:

Titanic
K-19
Exxon Valdez

And the great body counts of 2000+:

Sultana
Wilhelm Gustloff
Evening Star
Goya
Junyo Maru
Toyama Maru
Cap Arcona
Lancastria
Dona Paz
Kiangya
Provence 11
Thielbek
General von Steuben
Yamato
Neptunia
Oceania
Bismarck
Sinfra
Ural Maru
Awa Maru


And what was the name of that Dutch Man-O-War that capsized and sunk before it cleared the harbor?

[Irulan]

-waffen SS (and all other WWII SS related things)
-beer
-XXX rated (ofcourse ya start with X rated and continue from there xx etc)
-uss mayonaise
-the woody


we dutchies where great shipbuilders around that time and we made sure not to let em sink in the harbour as far as I know http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

the ship ur reffering to (I think) is the Vasa: or an English ship a few years earlier... but the idea is the same:

The Vasa sank within one nautical mile of the start of her maiden voyage in 1628 before she even left the Stockholm archipelago There was a sudden squall, her gun ports were still open and when she listed heavily to port, the gun ports sank below water level and water gushed in. bye bye man-O-war http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Baron Munchausen]

narf poit chez BOOM said:
181. Gilligans Ship. (A three-month flight...)



That's The Minnow actually. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[Ed Kolis]

For players of the Imperios Espaciales mod:
USS Nova

oh, and about that XXX one... how about when you reach tech level 30 of Space Monster technology... does that mean you get Tentacle XXX??? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/eek.gif

/me gets whapped by Fyron with a fish http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

edit: and then gets whapped by TerranC with a wet rice noodle http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Baron Munchausen said:

narf poit chez BOOM said:
181. Gilligans Ship. (A three-month flight...)



That's The Minnow actually. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif



True. However, while I couldn't remember the name of the ship, I wasn't trying to. My thought processes went something like 'Hey, how about I change 'island' to 'ship'?'

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Kobayashi Maru

[jbmetrics]

183. Target
184. Teletubbies
185. E.T.
186. Powerpuff
187. Mork from Ork
188. Geriatric Express
189. Milli Vanilli
190. Alzheimer
191. Amnesia
192. Agoraphobia
193. Military Intelligence
194. Survivor!!!

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Geoschmo, you have perhaps read Schlock Mercenary May 13 2001?

[NullAshton]

195. Toenail One

[Caduceus]

NullAshton said:
195. Toenail One



Ingrown Toenail 0001 http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Azselendor]

On a related subject, I used to have a gameboy sub game where you could name your Sub. My was the US Sub Standard.

Worst name for a ship:

HMS. Invincible, as this name alone will result in the immediate and, often, pathetically stupid destruction of any ship.

- SS. Can't Hit Me
- USS. Essess
- Sinker
- Flounder
- Derelict
- Dereliction of Duty
- SS. Oceanus (a Passenger liner that went down in 1991 and the crew all bailed and left the passengers behind. Note the captain was given a new command a few weeks laters of a Ferry).
- Any ramming ship named "dodge" or "jumper"
- Any tanker or highly-flammable ship named after a living, ruling emperor.

[Atrocities]

Love Bubble
Duffuas
Dumbass (Pronounced Doo Mass)

[TurinTurambar]

196. Cloakable Planet-Killer (While it's parked in the open at your training planet cluster just off his home system)

[Sivran]

For the anime fans:
197. Shinji-kun (the ultimate in wussy anime boys)
198. Hanagata Mitsurugi (the ship that never dies...)
199. Sylphiel (on a warship http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif )

200. Ted Kennedy
201. Thistle
202. Dandylion
203. Noober (if you've played Baldur's Gate, you know. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif )

[Renegade 13]

204. Syphillus
205. Gonorrhea
206. Chlamydia

Horrible, horrible names.

[TurinTurambar]

did you look up those spellings or just wing it?

[TurinTurambar]

207. Surry_with_the_Fringe_On_Top

[jbmetrics]

207. Temperamental
208. Broadside of a Barn
209. Spaceballs 0001
210. Titanic II
211. Space 1999
212. Mayday
213. Snowballs Chance in Hell
214. Pluggers
215. Disaster Area

[NullAshton]

216. Saddam Hussein
217. Osama bin Laden

[David E. Gervais]

218 "Target"

...think about it,.. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[Atrocities]

219. Shaged Your Wife
220. Evil Dictator
221. Anti Friendly
222. Necromancer
223. Child Eater
224. Canable Eater

[David E. Gervais]

225 "Nothing"

A perfectly safe ship, no shields or armor needed.. "fire at Nothing" results in negative damage.

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[Renegade 13]

TurinTurambar said:
did you look up those spellings or just wing it?



Just guessed on the spelling. Hope I didn't make too many mistakes...

[EDIT]:

Should have been:

-Syphilis
-(chlamydia was right)
-(gonorrhea was also right)

[TerranC]

has anyone typed "Will" yet?

[David E. Gervais]

TerranC said:
has anyone typed "Will" yet?



Aparently not, so lets make that #226

226) Will

Oh, and that's a good one. LoL

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[Azselendor]

For the liberals, it might be a sick joke, and I apologize but ignore the second half of these names.

- USS. Dick Cheney
- USS. Bush II
- USS. Colon Powell

[Azselendor]

For to add: Any vessel named after characters on pokemon or digimon.

[Atrocities]

Klvino [ORB] said:
For the liberals, it might be a sick joke, and I apologize but ignore the second half of these names.

- USS. Dick Cheney
- USS. Bush II
- USS. Colon Powell



Whats the USS stand for? And if your this bitter about things then perhaps you should take a few days off and calm down.

[Kamog]

USS stands for either United Star Ship or United States Ship

[Suicide Junkie]

230) Charlie Foxtrot
231) Mahana-yu-ughli
232) Murphy's Law
233) Mothballed

[Captain Kwok]

234) Bullseye
235) Lamestar
236) Inflammable
237) Wiffleball
238) Dainty Star
239) Evenpanic
240) Cannon Fodder
241) Indecesive
242) Lacklustre
243) Rustbucket

[Ed Kolis]

244. Technological Marvel from the Year 1 AD
245. Potatoes... In... Space!!! (unless this is the Space Food Empires mod http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)
246. WMD (hey, I actually did name a defense base this once, because it was equipped with VERY heavy weaponry - but it would work best for a destroyer parked over a sun http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)
247. Ce n'est pas un dreadnought
248. USS Voyager (it might never get a scratch, but you won't hear from it again for 7 years)
249. Babe in Arms (got it from a Star Trek novel where there was this race which had no concept of anything but utter loving harmony)
250. Sergetti Bait
251. Prize (ask Atrocities, it's from the QConflict game... I still wonder if he even knows why I gave it to him http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)
252. Any name from Stars! (C'mon, "Cotton Picker" was one of the LEAST silly http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
253. Steve R. Mueller's Beater (the place where the universe would end, according to Douglas Adams?)
254. Spathi Discriminator
255. Shofixti Scout
256. Captain Proton's Rocket Ship of Tomorrow!!!
257. Is That A CSM Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?
258. Needs Point Defense
259. Escape Pod

[Suicide Junkie]

260) Expired Warranty
261) Tax Writeoff

[Starhawk]

[i]262. Yo Mahama
263. Sonofa*****!
264. Thunderfart
265. A girl From nantucket
266. Cornlover
267. The Skidmark
268. Wabaaam
269. The Clap Giver
270. Bender
271. Explosive Diarrhea
272. Spaceball One
273. Monica Lewinsky
274. Bill Clinton
275. The Japanese Schoolgirl
276. Crapenstein
277. Influenza
278. The Fill in
279. Sixty Nine (69) (sorry but I saw it once)

[Starhawk]

Hey I have a Dictator AND Necromancer http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Suicide Junkie]

You also seem to be counting backwards in italics...

[Starhawk]

Bleh I was sent to the wrong page http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Starhawk]

280. [i]King Arthur from Mel Brooks Movies
281. RUN AWAAAAAY
282. I'm unarmed
283. I represent the United Federation of Planets
284. Where's your Bathroom
285. Liverspot
286. That's not my Tailpipe
287. Blusher
288. Suicidal Tendencies
289. Gunless
290. Tarzan
291. Hungover
292. Wellhung
293. Jerry SPRINGER!
294. Vulnerable Reactor
295. Pizzaboy
296. Psychic
297. Thong Inspector (for a scout)

[Slick]

298. Body by Jake, weapons by Mattel

[narf poit chez BOOM]

244. ISS Some Assembly Required

[Sivran]

Along the lines of 255...

299. Spathi Safe One (it would have the "Don't Get Hurt" strategy)
300. The Utwig's Ultron
301. *Sauce* (...)
302. Glory Device Installed
303. Admiral ZEX (Not touching it with a ten foot pole)

[Atrocities]

narf poit chez BOOM said:
244. ISS Some Assembly Required



R O F L M A O - Great one Narf. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[Atrocities]

304. Rubber Joy Toy
305. Just Shoot Me
306. Bill Collector
307. IRS Man

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

What IS a Charlie Foxtrot?!?!?

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

308. GSS Suicidal Insanity

[Starhawk]

Charlie Foxtrot are the military abbreviation for CF which is short for Cluster ****, it means when someone who had no clue what they were doing was placed in charge of someone who did and the result was a MAJOR screwup of epic proportions.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Ah thanks.

[David E. Gervais]

309) "Richard Simmons"
310) "Your own Risk"

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Starhawk]

311. Sigfried
312. Roy
313. Blister
314. Sensetive
315. Playah Hatah
316. Touchy Lady
317. Fartfitnugen (I think that's how you spell it)
318. ROSAAAAN (with that nasal voice of hers)
319. Fertalizer
320. Old Fart
321. Made in China
322. SS Wussyboy
323. Cry like a girl
324. Hippy
325. Cannubus (sp?)

[Azselendor]

Atrocities said:

Klvino [ORB] said:
For the liberals, it might be a sick joke, and I apologize but ignore the second half of these names.

- USS. Dick Cheney
- USS. Bush II
- USS. Colon Powell



Whats the USS stand for? And if your this bitter about things then perhaps you should take a few days off and calm down.



USS stands for USS. Whatever fits. But, Don't get upset when someone dishes it back http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif You bash liberals, I bash conservatives. If you Don't like it, and no offense, but lead by example.

Now back to the topic.

The Incoherent (diplomatic/Exploratory ship)
The Liberal (For a military ship)
The Conservative (For a Prototype/TestBed Ship)
The Mundane (For bolder starships)
The Agoraphobia
The Aeroacrophobia
The Aibohphobia
The Allodoxaphobia
The Amychophobia
Antidaeophobia (For the Gary Larson Fans)
Apeirophobia
Arachibutyrophobia
Arsonphobia, Pyrophobia
Astrophobia
Athazagoraphobia
Atomosophobia
Atychiphobia, Kakorrhaphiophobia
Autodysomophobia
Aviophobia, Aviatophobia, Pteromerhanophobia
Ballistophobia
Coprastasophobia
Coulrophobia
Cyberphobia, Logizomechanophobia
Decidophobia
Defecaloesiophobia
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, Sesquipedalophobia - Fear of long words
Spacephobia

[Atrocities]

USS stands for USS. Whatever fits. But, Don't get upset when someone dishes it back You bash liberals, I bash conservatives. If you Don't like it, and no offense, but lead by example.



I was just wondering you had some use for the USS, but since you don't I guess one of the other stated meanings will do.

As far as being upset about your "dishing it out" I am not. You can "dish it out" all you want. I think your post there, and here says enough about the subject that I have nothing to be upset about. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[Azselendor]

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif Then it's water under the river.

I just used USS because compared to SS, it makes a military distinction.

Now let's see what captain can say "DESTROY THE Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia" before the Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia can target, load, raise shields, and fire several salvos.

[TerranC]

David E. Gervais said:
309) "Richard Simmons"



Shouldn't that be a good name?

[Azselendor]

If the captain is of the same name, many enemy ships might flee in terror...

[douglas]

326. Me

This ship would be designed with absolutely no shields, armor, or ECM because it would never need them. After all, what would happen in a universe where all orders are followed without question when an enemy commander gives the order "Fire at me!"

[RudyHuxtable]

327. Vomit Comet
328. Snot Rocket
329. Big Red Sparlky Bullseye
330. Stan

[David E. Gervais]

TerranC said:

David E. Gervais said:
309) "Richard Simmons"



Shouldn't that be a good name?



I meant the exercise guru, not the former member of Kiss. Come to think of it, both Richard Simmons are Bad (but that's just my humble opiniom.)

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[Starhawk]

331. Bill
332. Ted
333. Angina
334. Stompya
335. Egg Roll
336. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Baby
337. UPN
338. Fox in a Box
339. Carp
340. Pinto
341. Gremlin
342. Kissme
343. Loveyalots
344. BUUUUUUUUUUUURP
345. SIMPSON!
346. Britney Spears Federline
347. Yorkshire Terrier (those lil' (#&$&$%^%)

[Sivran]

348. Mister Bester
349. Straw Man
350. Windmill
351. Princess
352. Lawyer's Ethics
353. Baka
354. Ataru Moroboshi
355. Obnoxious Alien
356. Corporal Hudson
357. Game over man!

[Starhawk]

349. The Terrified

[Karibu]

350. Mother-in-Law

[Atrocities]

350. Punkbuster
351. Cheater
352. Punk *** Hacker
353. Virus Man
354. Stepmother
355. Duhoooy
356. Buster Muffin
357. Twirp
358. Jiggalo
359. Lying Theving Druggie
360. Boss Man

[Atrocities]

337. UPN



You are soooooooooooo right on that one.

[Starhawk]

361. Breakable
362. Fixerupper
363. Ford Mustang!
364. Hickup
365. Sisterdaughter (from the waaay down south world Confederacy)
366. What was that?
367. I'm invisible
368. Mental Reject
369. Baby on Board
370. R U 2 B Z 4 6 (pronounce it slowely and you'll prolly get it)
371. Pull my finger
372. Super Pooper (for a minelayer of course)
373. Le Sexy Lady
374. Stoner
375. Potter (as in Harry)
376. Larry
377. Curley
378. Mo
379 The real favorite Shemp!
380. Zoidberg
381. Seamstress
382. Kissmyass
383. Suckup
384. Brown noser
385. A blonde joke
386. Forest Fire

[jfp3]

Had to skip to the end before finishing and hope I'm not duplicating:

387. Kickme
388. Skippy
389. Humble
390. Humiliate Me
391. Now I Wanna Be Yer Dog (Iggy Pop anyone?)
392. Premie
393. *****slapped Before
394. Bendin'Over Fer Ya
395. Circling the Drain
396. Pooper Scooper
397. Lisp
398. Limp Wrist
399. ButtLique
400. Ridin' on Fumes
401. Lookin' fer Directions
402. Phucked and not even Kissed
403. Outgunned and Outmaneuvered
404. Butch
405. Sundance
406. Peewee
407. Winky
408. Heavily Medicated
409. Got Milk?
410. Teletubby (don't know their names)
411. Reamed
412. Dough Head
413. Bong Brain
414. Have it Your Way
415. Teardrop Explodes
416. Phancy Phuck
417. Bridge for Rent
418. HMS Greenwich Village
419. Village Peopled
420. Frankenfurters Ballroom
421. BooBoo
422. Closed for Redecorating
423. FABulous!

haha don't get me going~~~

[Sivran]

424. The Phong's Head

[Starhawk]

425. Phong in a Thong
426. Thong's Away

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

427. Phong + Praetorian S(...)

[Atrocities]

Defeated
Willing To Surrender
Loves To Run And Hide
Weak *** Player
Lead By AI

[Taera]

How about those names to instill the fear into the hearts of your enemies...

Mommy!
What?
*poke*
Splat
Can't touch this!
Look! A distraction!
Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious (sp?)
Caffeine-Fueled
Oh!
Plothole
Oops...
Beep
Bleep!
Over there!
Kill me now
Target Practice
Experienced Volunteer
Sheep
Pothole
Pwnz0r
I win You lose

Thats enough for now..

[narf poit chez BOOM]

...Murphy's Law.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Narf. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif (No actually this might be a good idea, the Narf I, II and III, all sunkillers who're used to destroy all stars in a trinary system. Narfsplosion (http://invirtuo.cc/phpwiki/index.php/narfsplosion), remember? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif )

[Ed Kolis]

Wouldn't one sunkiller be enough, as it would destroy the other two stars in the explosion?
/me starts thinking of Magrathean colony ships http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Starhawk]

AKA Fartnocker
Lender
On Loan
Taxman
Yellow Submarine
Taxicab
Bebop
My vulernable spot is (name system coordinates)
Please dont shoot me
ELMO
NEMO
Sackflasher
Kissme
Blarney Stone
Deathstar
Deathstar II
Deathstar III (damn you think they would have leanred after I and II not to build weak spots but meh)
Objectionable
Questionable Construction
Ghomer Pyle
The General Lee (with THE actually in there)
Daisy Duke
Jessica Simpson

[douglas]

Starhawk said:
Deathstar III (damn you think they would have leanred after I and II not to build weak spots but meh)


Death Star I had a weak spot. II did not - the only reason it was vulnerable to small fighters was that it was still under construction, and enough of the superstructure wasn't in place yet that there were a few paths big enough for fighters to actually navigate to the center and get direct, point-blank shots at the reactor core from inside all of its defenses. If the second Death Star had been completed, raw firepower would have been the only way to take it down, and I doubt the Rebellion could have amassed enough of it.

[Starhawk]

Yeah but the Emperor was all like "Ooooh I forsee it I will lure the rebels to my INCOMPLETE AND VULNERABLE battle station and brag to luke skywalker about this and that and!" stormtrooper walks in whispers in the emperor's ear "AW DAMN IT they actually thought about flying fighters through the obvious vulnerable area CRAP." Emperor then dies when Vader throws his dumbass down into the wierd hole that goes no where that all imperial construction boasts lol.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

If those and other inconsistancies amuse you, go here: http://3do.jediknight.net/dcm/archive.htm

Qoute: 'Rest easy, son. You've had a busy--'
'AHH! A HIPPIE! GET AWAY FROM ME. GET AWAY. GET--'.

[Atrocities]

Poopoo Head
Breaking Wind
Pokeymonster
People Eater
Poop Star
Fart'O'Matic
Gohmer Pile
Love Boat
Happy Happy Joy Joy
X Wifes Lawyer
(Name of your X Girl Friend Goes) HERE

[Ed Kolis]

Eluder
Death Egg
Blue Midget
Starbug
Egg-O-Matic
Magrathean Colony Ship #3
Discriminator

Bonus points if you get where ALL of those come from! (That Egg-O-Matic is pretty obscure! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Rotten Tomato - For a ramming ship.

[bearclaw]

Your Boss
My Boss
Unpaid Overtime

[Atrocities]

"Unpaid Overtime" Would be targeted by Task Force "Labor And Industries" and destroyed by the USS "ClASS ACTION", "LAWSUIT", and "LITIGATION."

[TurinTurambar]

*giggle*

[DeKaye]

How about - "Hey, everyone get out and push"

Fuzzie

[Starhawk]

Microsofter
Michael Jackson
Woo-hooo-hoooo
Prince not that one but the other one
OH NO YOU DIDN(no t on purpose)
Utah (think about who owns utah and I aint talking US govenrment lol)
MeTah (well she's gotta have a sistership right?)
Disco inferno
Traphexalemadexalon
The Frenchmen (don't forget the THE)
HOLY SH*T
Cow launcher
Goat Launcher
Martha Stewart's Apprentice
Martha Stewart
The Donald (yeah get it http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)
INCOMING
Outgoing
Udaman (think ghetto)
Deathray on Board
Baby On board
Baby's Deathray on board
Krankhore (it was the name of a planet in some Japanese space movie where the aliens had chicken noses lol)
Did I do thaaaaaat?
My shipyards are-followed by a list of warp points to go through and what planet they are at)

[NullAshton]

Old Papersides
Gravity

Did you get the egg-o-matic from Dilbert?

[Blueoriontiger]

Names I've seen people use:

(Their girlfriend's name)
Roodle
She's Hot Hot Hot ( ? )
Wa hoo hoo hoo hee
Britney Spears
Rocket Launcher

[Atrocities]

Man this thread I had completely forgotten about.

[Caduceus]

Me too... Lol

[sachmo]

NullAshton said:
Old Papersides
Gravity

Did you get the egg-o-matic from Dilbert?




http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[Ed Kolis]

No, Egg-o-Matic is (believe it or not) the name of Dr. Robotnik's hovercraft from the Sonic the Hedgehog games/cartoons http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

This is NOT a ramming ship
This IS a ramming ship
ISS Dreadnought (on an Escort)
This is a Colony Ship, trust me
Party At Your Homeworld

*****

How about a list of bad planet names? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Da Crib
Totally Unimportant Backwater (your homeworld)
Cloaked Fleet Rally Point #1

*****

edit: Compiled! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Starhawk]

Bad ship names: lol I forgot about this thread

Doughboy
fatman
Michael Moore
Bill Clinton (On a long phalice shaped ship)
NOT the transport
The transport
Not the Mama!
This is my only warp ship please don't destroy it or my fleet will be stranded in your space for ever without supply or hope of survival.
Hi
HO
1 0wn J00!
Barney (fife or the dino)

[LordAriesGreymon]

No, I haven't read through the entire thread, but, ...

For carriers

The Bat Cave. [especially bad if your fighter is actually called Bat or The Bat.]

The Ant Hill [likewise]