100 Signs that AT is bored again

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

100 signs that AT is bored again?

1. A new SEIV list is created...



As said by Narf in the "SEIV Humor" thread. Well, why not make it a REAL list?

SIGNS THAT AT IS BORED AGAIN:
1. A new SEIV list is created...
2. The Star Trek Mod Version 7.03.4
3. Star Trek Federation TMP Shipset Version 16.7
4. He starts summarizing the ideas in the "SEV Wish List" thread again...
5. Newest Entry in the "Your Empire is going to war when:" thread: "You are going to war when I am bored." by AT

[DeadZone]

6. He creates a new "100 signs that..." list

[Sivran]

7. He starts making a new mod
8. He starts making a new shipset

[dogscoff]

- You realise that he's been posting at least once every 15 minutes for the last 96 hours.

[tesco samoa]

8. No one is after him

[tesco samoa]

i laughed very hard on #2... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[Captain Kwok]

9. He hasn't been robbed or cheated in the last 3 days.

[Atrocities]

StrategiaInUltima If this list can get to 100 without repeats and be a solid list, I will dedicate a new ship set in your name.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

10. He retires from making shipsets...Again. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

[Captain Kwok]

11. The Klingons have committed another atrocity
12. A wave of Tribes nostalgia
13. Troublesome neighbours move out
14. Another contest winning e-mail is proven false

[RudyHuxtable]

You know, I'm thinking the Star Trek mod should be released not as version numbers, but as Stardates.

You know:

"Okay guys this is the Star Trek Mod released Stardate 44131.6"

[Sivran]

15. He loses another hard drive

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Can anyone actually understand those stardates?

[RudyHuxtable]

I read somewhere the stardates did actually have true meaning, but I can't find the link. Google is aclutter with stupidity...

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Try Yahoo.

[Jack Simth]

16) You start a new PBEM game, and are directed to download three shipsets that you never heard of before so that your opponents' ships will display properly - and they are all by Atrocities in the last month.
17) Meanwhile, you inform your opponents that you have a killer new shipset you'll be trying out....

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

20. (This is true, one entry had no number and there were two 8s) The Klingons invade your home and demand your hard drive just as you were winning a game against AT.
21. The Klingons really DID come from Qo'Nos.
22. He amasses a fortune on Wall Street and starts a new space prgram. First spaceship built uncannily resembles a Terran Battlecruiser...
23. The first spaceship uncannily resembles a FEDERATION TMP Battlecruiser...
24. He claims to have made "First Contact" with a couple of aliens... and then beats them in a bout of SEIV.

[RudyHuxtable]

25. He continues to read this thread.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

26. Alneyan retreats from public forum life after having been beaten in fourteen consecutive games by AT...
27. ...on the same night.
28. Fyron sympathizes with Alneyan and in his name starts a rematch. Then another. Then another. Then... Last Count: AT 56, Fyron 0.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

29. Last Post by AT: "Sorry guys, need to sleep again." after just having ceded the information that he needs to sleep only once per three or four days.
30. New teams are formed, with the sole objective to FINALLY beat AT. To this extent, AT plays dozens of games simultaneously with a "19-to-1" polarity... and the 19 lose... in EVERY GAME.
31. Fyron was present in EVERY GAME stated above. So was Aaron. So was Dogscoff. So was Kwok. So was...

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

32. The latest world-wide organization: "People Against Moving Gifs Of Skulls Opening Their Mouths"

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

33. The UN is forced to pass a decree severely limiting atrocities... because of the incessant requests of SEIV players.

[Rasorow]

34 While voting on the decree limiting Atrocities the UN recieves a demand to surrender from a FEDERATION TMP Battlecruiser (see 22,23)

[DeadZone]

35. AT continues to post to this thread
36. And in doing so he also comes up with aditions to the list
37. He actually makes the 100th one on the list

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

38. Today, Google searches 4 billion web pages. In one week, it's 5 billion, and over half of them have "Atrocities" in their URL...

[TurinTurambar]

39. He actually finds time to email me the DoGA files he was talking about. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/shock.gif

[Sivran]

40. He shows up on IRC.
41. He chats with Babblecan on IRC.

[Atrocities]

RudyHuxtable said:
You know, I'm thinking the Star Trek mod should be released not as version numbers, but as Stardates.

You know:

"Okay guys this is the Star Trek Mod released Stardate 44131.6"



Any good conversion sites that you might know of? Standard date to Trek date.

[Fyron]

42. He posts threads of random musings, such as *this thread* (http://www.shrapnelcommunity.com/threads/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=331040&page=0&view=collap sed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1) .

[EaX]

this is the only convertion site i've found on google...

http://www.hillschmidt.de/gbr/sternenzeit.htm

what do you think?

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

43. He starts creating his OWN Stardate/Realtime Conversion Calculator, but (coupla months later) ends up with three Total Conversion Mods for SEV - before it's even released.
44. He starts working on an SEV Star Trek Federation shipset, and creates fourteen co-existing TMP Era versions that have an average poly count of 250000 per ship - in UNDER ONE WEEK.
45. Three words: Schlock Mercenary Shipset

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

does AT read Schlock Mercenary?

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

46. After incessant lobbying from apparently one and the same person, Paramount launches the new "Star Trek: Beyond the Cleansing" series, featuring ships created by...

[Fyron]

StrategiaInUltima said:
45. Three words: Schlock Mercenary Shipset

That actually has already been covered by SuicideJunkie. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

oh yeah? Where? Where?!? Tell me!!! WHERE?!?!?

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

47. After Paramount stopped making "Star Trek: Beyond the Cleansing" after the pilot was aired, the Paramount lot disappeared and a huge crater was found where the lot once was. Eyewitnesses who came out of their houses to see what was causing the noise, saw a Federation TMP Baseship hovering over the location of the former lot. It then disappeared into the night sky, leaving blue trails leading to a small flash in the ditance.

[Intimidator]

Liked #46 (AT. probably considered this possibility as an extremely serious matter).

BTW. I think that it really could be a good serie............:)

[Suicide Junkie]

StrategiaInUltima said:
oh yeah? Where? Where?!? Tell me!!! WHERE?!?!?


http://imagemodserver.mine.nu/other/MM/SE4/Races/

[NullAshton]

47. AT tries to finish an argument with Fyron.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

I've done that. I've even won a few.

[NullAshton]

You must be really, really good then.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Hey, Fyron isn't right all the time.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Thankyou SJ...

48. AT tries to convince Aaron and DEG that his STM races need to be in the stock SEV.

[Intimidator]

49. And he succeeds (after only 1909 mails).

[Atrocities]

StrategiaInUltima said:
46. After incessant lobbying from apparently one and the same person, Paramount launches the new "Star Trek: Beyond the Cleansing" series, featuring ships created by...



We can all wish can't we.

(Psst... note to assassan: kill him, he can read minds.)

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Kill who, me?

50. And SEVI will now feature ONLY AT-created races... STM and other. STM data file adaptations are the stock data files.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Shameless Bump





...I Bump My Threads And I'm Proud Of It!

[NullAshton]

51. Atrocities posts in this thread.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

52. Seven words: Shrapnel Games, a division of Atrocities Inc.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

53. Six words: Microsoft, a division of Atrocities Inc.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

100 signs that Shrapnel posters are bored... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

[Atrocities]

StrategiaInUltima said:
53. Six words: Microsoft, a division of Atrocities Inc.



Now you know why Microsoft is so evil http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif