OT: Check out this hot woman!

[Starhawk]

Sorry for the misleading title but this is part of a college thing I'm doing, basically I just need to see how many of you are drawn by curiousity to see this post before you call catch on that it's a trick.

It's a long thing evaluating human curiousity anyway please dun be pissed.

[zircher]

I'm curious to see what you're internal organs look like. Please don't be pissed if I chop you up into a steaming pile of flesh with your rib cage poking into the night sky like a silent cathedral.

After all, I need to study for a biology test. [insert grin so you think I'm joking]
--
TAZ

[Starhawk]

Well so far 10 people have checked.....your all dirty dirty people http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

But seriously though Zerch biiig difference....and who said I'm human.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

11

I never said I didn't have hormones. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Combat Wombat]

I would like to make it clear that I clicked to post a comment on the thread this the shrapnel forum isn't a place for this kinda stuff. But since theres nothing going on here, carry on.

[The_Tauren13]

You still should show us a hot chick to make it up to us. You would still get your stastistics going, and we would get our pic, and so everyone would go home happy. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif
Maybe Ill take it into my own hands, you know, and like, post a pic of like, Alyson Hannigan.

[Atrocities]

Starhawk said:
Sorry for the misleading title but this is part of a college thing I'm doing, basically I just need to see how many of you are drawn by curiousity to see this post before you call catch on that it's a trick.

It's a long thing evaluating human curiousity anyway please dun be pissed.



Your statistics are flawed if your assuming each view is just one person and that they viewed the post because of your stated thread title.

[Caduceus]

Also clicking on the link to see what the "joke is" is a possibility (especially on this forum).

[David E. Gervais]

LOL, this is too funny, I was not expecting a pic of a beautiful woman, (knowing these forums the way I do) I was expecting some 'alternate' goofy gag, but I was hoping it was a picture,. you know like a ginger-bread woman or some such thing.

I was not expecting to be part of a psychological social study. LOL very funny. But you do know that this type of 'test' in this 'joint' proves very little.. (David exits and re-enters this thread 7 times just to boost the 'view count' and throw off the statistics.)

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[narf poit chez BOOM]

I just came back to see what had been posted...And to mess up your stats, too. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

[Nomor]

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb... That is where the fruit is...
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[douglas]

You really should have created a new account to do this with. As it is, I recognized it as a post by a forum regular not known for trolling before I ever clicked on it, and didn't really expect anything like what the title seemed to imply.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

* Douglas wasn't here when the last 'Origins' pictures thread popped up, I guess...

[TurinTurambar]

Viewed page 3 times to throw off stats.

Cheers,
Turin

You slug.

[AngleWyrm]

Well let's have some hot women!!!

http://home.comcast.net/~anglewyrm/DinaMeyers.jpg
Dina Meyers,
Diz - Starship Troopers
Commander Donatra - ST:Nemesis
Barbara Gordon - Birds of Prey
Lucinda Nicholson - Beverly Hills 90210
Jane - Johnny Mnemonic

[Renegade 13]

You Bast***! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif Here I was, happily lurking, and what do you do? Get my hopes up, then dash them cruely! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[AngleWyrm]

*Please read the Board Rules*

[Starhawk]

You know you guys are too right I'm not good at lying or tricking folks.......I never considered making a new post or the multi-view thing or anything else like that either lol.

Well I toss in my hat to ya'll screw it lets all get some beer http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Oh and Hot woman pic is attached....seriously this time http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[AngleWyrm]

http://home.comcast.net/~anglewyrm/OrionSlaveGirl.jpg

[Kamog]

OK, the title of this thread got my attention and you caused me to look.

[TurinTurambar]

Who's the green chick?! She's hot.

Turin ( <--partial to green )

EDIT: Ah yes, the Orion Slave Girl.

[Kamog]

Green skin just doesn't seem natural... nice looking body though.

[Fyron]

So that's what happens when you eat all of those vegetables...

[Starhawk]

Yah you turn green and get "HUUUUUUUUUUGE TRAAAAAACKTS OF LAWND!"
lol


Man the green chick gets more looks then the hot model/actress I attached to my post, now what is that saying about the people of this forum LOL (to bad we don't have the rolling smiley face)

[AngleWyrm]

Her real name is Bobby Sue Luther

http://home.comcast.net/~anglewyrm/bobbysueluther.jpg

[Starhawk]

Ladies and gentlemen we are proud to present the newest issue of:

"Holding your Own Boobs Magazine with Ms. Large Cans McBigho."

And her companion issue:

"Leather leashes for ladies you love our model Gracielou Freebush."

OR alternativley known as

"Show us your t(ts magazine."

Seriously though Angel I think your getting close to breaking forum rules here http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[El_Phil]

I too was expecting a silly gag, possibly involving a cheesy photoshopped up flaming alien race or something.

Anway: The woman in green clearly should be kept well away from the Cantina jukebox. She's Kirk-bait on a stick!

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Kirk-bait on a stick, deep fried, sending an irresistible (for the RSK Jukebox at least) smell into the warm night air.....

[AngleWyrm]

http://home.comcast.net/~anglewyrm/girls.jpg

[Starhawk]

I really don't get how in star trek HUMANS make it with green women, women with feathers, women with head ridges, women with 6 breasts, women with 3+ eyes I mean I'm sorry but I don't know if we will ever "evolve" far enough along for humans to be comfortable with something like that EVER lol.

Though to be honest yeah as long as Bajorans have all the right parts in all the right places I might consider one of them if it weren't for that they have their own series of EWWWWWW factors http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[El_Phil]

Green? No problem there.
Feathers. All depends where doesn't it?
Head ridges. OK that does seem weird I'll grant you.
6 Breasts. Pass. *nudge nudge snigger*
Multiple eyes. Again weird.

That doesn't even count the ones with weird reproductive habits, multiple gooey limps or tails. They're the ones I'd be worried about. Although tails...... *snigger* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

[Starhawk]

http://www.ladymaigrey.com/seasonone/night/147.jpg

Purple girl, as a tail and yet.....well I'd still take her LOL

But anyway seriously a crest of feathers would just freak me out....yet it never put off Riker/Kirk heh

[Starhawk]

P.S. All again sorry for offense you may have taken I promise I'll never do it again.

[TurinTurambar]

Green. I'm good with that... <font color="green"> especially </font> the Orion Slave Girl
Feathers. I'm good with that...
Head ridges. I can remember at least one or two totally hot Klingons... Bajorans...
6 Breasts. Pass. *nudge nudge wink wink "know whatta mean?"*
Multiple eyes. I'm good with that...
Purple. Link is dead... but...

I'm good with that too...(Mystique from X-Men anyone? Der!!)

Turin http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Link didn't work for me too, until I copy-pasted it into IE.

[El_Phil]

She is a pretty little thing it is true. Mystique however, pretty as she is, is frankly far too risky. I wouldn't fancy my chances of lasting the first meeting without having a trafic accident.

[El_Phil]

Double post. Whoops. And I probably meant tragic, although a traffic accident could be tragic I suppose.

[Mephisto]

*Moderator mode /on*
Ok, people, this is a gaming forum and we have minors here. Please restrain from posting pictures that might be offensive. Thank you.
*Modertor mode /off*

[Renegade 13]

As one of the minors here (ok, only a minor for another 7 days, but still!) I take absolutely no offense! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Of course, that isn't the point.

[TurinTurambar]

El_Phil said:
She is a pretty little thing it is true. Mystique however, pretty as she is, is frankly far too risky. I wouldn't fancy my chances of lasting the first meeting without having a [tragic] accident.



Yes, but what a way to GO!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

[El_Phil]

Hmmm it would be top ten I'll give it that. There are better, but as I don't want to annoy Mephisto I really can't go into any details... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

[Mephisto]

There is always PM. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Instar]

You guys need to get out...
There is this big shiny ball waaaaaaaaaaay up in the sky, called the sun. Don't let it burn your CRT adjusted eyes too much.

[Starhawk]

Ah don't be hostile Instar I have a life and I'm sure many others here do as well http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Renegade 13]

Instar said:
You guys need to get out...
There is this big shiny ball waaaaaaaaaaay up in the sky, called the sun. Don't let it burn your CRT adjusted eyes too much.


Heresy! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

[El_Phil]

I suppose to be strictly honest I do need to get out more.

After a week of early starts, late finishes and generally being stuck in a room full of PCs doing a mine assessment project (considerably less fun than it sounds, if that's possible) I do need more sunshine.

But it's the weekend! Huzzah!

[AngleWyrm]

http://home.comcast.net/~anglewyrm/archersgirls.jpg

[Renegade 13]

Instar said:
You guys need to get out...
There is this big shiny ball waaaaaaaaaaay up in the sky, called the sun. Don't let it burn your CRT adjusted eyes too much.


And here I thought that big shiny ball was called the moon...after all, the moon, night, darkness and all the good stuff that goes along with it is much better than the paltry day!

[AngleWyrm]

Heh, I reeealy gotta do something about too much free time...

http://home.comcast.net/~anglewyrm/yeoman.jpg

[EaX]

AngleWyrm_2 said:
Heh, I reeealy gotta do something about too much free time...

http://home.comcast.net/~anglewyrm/yeoman.jpg



i might be mistaken but.... did you use poser to do that?

[AngleWyrm]

The picture is the default that comes from uploading to the sims2 website. To create her I used BodyShop, SimPE, MilkShape, Sims2MeshTool, and PaintShop. Here's a somewhat better version, and my rendition of Lt. Uhura from TOS.

http://home.comcast.net/~anglewyrm/uhura3.jpg

And a quick-ref list to step through the editing process:
1. Create a TEMP mesh to be edited
* Open bodyshop
-Create Parts
-Start New Project
-Create Clothing
Select nearest match
-Export Selected Textures -&gt; MeshYeomanTEMP
-Import To Game -&gt; "TempYeoman" comment
close bodyshop

2. Open SimPE
-File Open -&gt; SavedSims/###_MeshYeomanTEMP.package
-PackedFiles-&gt;PropertySet_&gt;Plugins get name: afbodyshortdressboots
-FileClose

3. Create project folder Games&amp;Mods/Sims2/Yeoman
FileOpen -&gt; The Sims 2\TSData\Res\Sims3D\Sims06.package
find name in name map
extract data to folder
repeat for sims05, sims04, sims03

4. New file in SimPE (long index)
packedFiles -&gt; Add ...four &lt;xml?&gt; files from above
SaveAs downloads/MESH_AngleWyrmYeoman04242005.package
Plugins-&gt;FixIntegrity
Paste new name and hit update, ok, save.

Extract new copies of cres and shape to project folder
Named modifiedcres, modifiedshape

5. Point temp skin at new mesh
FileOpen SavedSims/###_MeshYeomanTEMP.package
PackedFiles_&gt;Add modifiedcres and modifiedshape
3D ID Reference-&gt;Plugins-&gt;"Package" popupwindow
DELETE old resourcenode and shape from file editor
Drag resourcenode and shape to file editor
move new ones to top (resource first)
"commit" changes, save

6. FileOpen-&gt; downloads/MESH_AngleWyrmYeoman04242005
Geometric Data Container -&gt;Export body.obj

7. SimPE FileOpen -&gt;downloads/MESH_AngleWyrmYeoman04242005
geodata extract -&gt; originalgmdc.5gd


------ EDIT CYCLE -------

Import, edit, export to editedbody.obj

MESH TOOL
Load3dFile -&gt; editedbody.obj
LoadSims2Mesh -&gt; originalgmdc.5gd
Save -&gt; editedYeoman.smpe

8. SimPE FileOpen -&gt;downloads/MESH_AngleWyrmYeoman04242005
geodata _&gt; replace editedYeoman.smpe
commit, save

[EaX]

here's a poser 4 render (file attached), sorry about the low resolution but i forget to increase the res. and when i realize that i've already closed the program and i'm to lazy to do all over again....

[Kamog]

Wow,looks good, Nice work!

Can you make anybody with that program, besides Uhura? Say, Kes, Lieutenant Yar or maybe Jadzia Dax??
Or, actually, Lyta Alexander, she's the prettiest.

[David E. Gervais]

Hey, EaX you have Poser? Could you give me an honest review of the program? I've been thinking of getting it, but I'm afread it might be too complicated. A few questions I have are as follows..

1) How easy is it to pose figures?
2) Does it come with a few male and female models?
3) What are it's export capabilities?
4) Which version do you have?

Thanks for any info you can provide. Their site makes it sound like the second comming, and I am always hesitant to buy something where no shortcommings are listed or discussed on the forums. (not a bug is not a shortcomming. Missing features or a clunky UI that takes 2 years to learn is.. Can you say 3DS Max? )

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[Starhawk]

I created a monster lol.....

[EaX]

David E. Gervais said:
Hey, EaX you have Poser? Could you give me an honest review of the program? I've been thinking of getting it, but I'm afread it might be too complicated. A few questions I have are as follows..

1) How easy is it to pose figures?
2) Does it come with a few male and female models?
3) What are it's export capabilities?
4) Which version do you have?

Thanks for any info you can provide. Their site makes it sound like the second comming, and I am always hesitant to buy something where no shortcommings are listed or discussed on the forums. (not a bug is not a shortcomming. Missing features or a clunky UI that takes 2 years to learn is.. Can you say 3DS Max? )

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif



Hi!, it's not complicated to use, in my opion the UI is very nice, and it's a funny program to use, i've seen custom models but i have no idea how to make them. It's also possible to animate the characters.

1) it's easy but patience is required the first times

2) Yes, male, female, animals, clothing, etc, and few robots if my memory don't fails, but i may have downloaded (robots) them i don't remember.

3) i don't remeber right now and since i'm not at home now, i can't check out but i'll tell you later when i get back home.

4) i've Poser 4.0 i know there is a newer version but i never use it. i think the newest version is poser 5.

I'm not an expert on poser so maybe more advanced stuff can be a bit more complicated but as far as i know is pretty easy to use. You should check their site, there should be a demo there. i hope.

what stuff do you want to make?

[EaX]

EaX said:

David E. Gervais said:
Hey, EaX you have Poser? Could you give me an honest review of the program? I've been thinking of getting it, but I'm afread it might be too complicated. A few questions I have are as follows..

1) How easy is it to pose figures?
2) Does it come with a few male and female models?
3) What are it's export capabilities?
4) Which version do you have?

Thanks for any info you can provide. Their site makes it sound like the second comming, and I am always hesitant to buy something where no shortcommings are listed or discussed on the forums. (not a bug is not a shortcomming. Missing features or a clunky UI that takes 2 years to learn is.. Can you say 3DS Max? )

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif



Hi!, it's not complicated to use, in my opion the UI is very nice, and it's a funny program to use, i've seen custom models but i have no idea how to make them. It's also possible to animate the characters.

1) it's easy but patience is required the first times

2) Yes, male, female, animals, clothing, etc, and few robots if my memory don't fails, but i may have downloaded (robots) them i don't remember.

3) i don't remeber right now and since i'm not at home now, i can't check out but i'll tell you later when i get back home.

4) i've Poser 4.0 i know there is a newer version but i never use it. i think the newest version is poser 5.

I'm not an expert on poser so maybe more advanced stuff can be a bit more complicated but as far as i know is pretty easy to use. You should check their site, there should be a demo there. i hope.

what stuff do you want to make?



Poser 4 export capabilities:

you can export files as:

Image, RIB, BVH Motion, Painter Script, QuickDraw 3DMF, 3D Studio, DXF, MetaStream, Wavefront OBJ, Detailer Text.

you can import these files:

BVH Motion, QuickDraw 3DMF, 3D Studio, DXF, Wavefront OBJ, Detailer Text.

i hope you find this usefull.

[David E. Gervais]

What stuff do I want to make?.. Basically I just think that it would be nice to add some 'live figures' to renderings. It would help to convey scale ( tiny figure beside a huge building, large figure behind a tiny firefly, etc.) I mainly do Sci-Fi, so it would be nice to have a spacesuit accessory , otherwise I'd have to limit then to inside cockpits or looking out windows.

Anyway, Bryce 5.5 is getting ready to launch and it's aparently capable of importing poser models, but I'd need poser to actually 'pose' the model in anything other than the default position.

That's the basics of why.

Thanks for the info, Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[EaX]

well, i don't know about the spacesuits, it's possible someone made one..., anyways, if you have more question ask me, glad i could help.

[AngleWyrm]

Anyone here finish Leisure Suit Larry uncut? There's a feature in the game that lets you view the mesh/models of the various women (you have to buy them with game tokens). Ok, yes it's insanely immature, and just a silly way to check out some hot babes...BUT each woman's mesh is VERY different. And beautiful!

I don't think they are importable to anything on the market. But screenshots would be well worth having as reference for recreating them as a sharable resource.