OT: Movies To Avoid

[Atrocities]

Hey guys I have seen some movies lately that I feel suck so bad that I must, as favor to you, spare you from spending money on to see. These are movies so bad that after seeing them I have been forced to file a lawsuit in order to get my two hours back.

Slipstream Starring the fat hobbit from LOTR series. - Just awful movie.
The Fantastic 4 God I wish I had been warned about how bad this one was.

[Kamog]

OK, thanks for the warning, I won't go see Slipstream.
I saw Fantastic 4 already. The story is isn't that great but at least there's a nice girl in the movie.

[Siirenias]

Sometimes, a looker that can turn invisible isn't enough :'(

[Atrocities]

Slipstream is on DVD.... you have been warned.

[El_Phil]

The fantastic 4... Well my expectations were so low that it was a pleasent surprise. Yes it was terrible, but it was also very (unintentionally) funny. Lithustania for instance. And 'This is the traditional Iron Mask of my home country.' Awful dialogue and terribly contrived, what's not to like. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

[bearclaw]

My kids loved Fantastic 4. I took my daughter to the theater to see it. She's 5 and just LOVED it. I liked it enough that it's alright to see it 2-3 times a day now that it's on DVD.

[Arkcon]

This isn't mine. Its from a Fark photoshop contest, artist is credited in filename. So, enjoy.

[Randallw]

Did you forget to attach something?

[Arkcon]

Ugg. Give a guy 60 sec to edit ... I'm new at this. Here's another.

[Starhawk]

Slipstream OMFG worst movie since Ishtar! No WORSE then Ishtar!

The movie made no damn sense and just sucked something fierce and din't even have the ADVANTAGE of a hot babe.

[Hugh Manatee]

I forget what movie was slipstream? was it out this year or last? Theater or TV?

[Randallw]

Looked it up. Apparently something about a time machine that moves you back 10 seconds. Had Sean Astin in it and was made in South Africa.