Bumping 4-5 year Old Dead Threads

[Fyron]

Please stop doing this... it is a really bad idea. Much better to make new threads.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

A few years after this thread has died, I'm going to bump it to tell people not to bump dead threads, especially those before 2007..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[Genotype]

Strategia_In_Ultima said:
A few years after this thread has died, I'm going to bump it to tell people not to bump dead threads, especially those before 2007..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif



ROFL!!!!!!!!!

[CaptSpoogy]

What about bumping 4-5 year old threads with 4-5 year old accounts?

[Fyron]

That gets a 4-5 year old ugh.

[geoschmo]

"The year is 2001, and N.A.S.A. launches the last of America's deep space probes. In a freak mishap Ranger 3 and its pilot CaptainSpoogy are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems, and returns CaptainSpoogy to Earth five years later." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

[Parasite]

To tell the truth, I haven't figured out how to make new threads in this (kind of) new version of the Forums. Someone knows how though, and that is good enough for me.

[Captain Kwok]

There's a little "post" link by the previous - next - etc links on the upper left (below the user options) that will make a new thread.

[douglas]

Captain Kwok said:
There's a little "post" link by the previous - next - etc links on the upper left (below the user options) that will make a new thread.


That's strange, it's on the upper right for me.

[Captain Kwok]

Oops. Yeah, upper right!

[Parasite]

It is a little to the Left of Right. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif Thanks Guys!

[bearclaw]

I have come from the Future! I have just begun beta testing of SEVI.

I thought that a revived thread from the past is the perfect place to come from the Future to tell you all about things.

Though I probably shouldn't tell you this, in about 2 years it will be revealed that SEV has built in codes that keeps Fyron from ever being able to win a game. And yes, Fyron actually starts playing PBW games! So remember he made an easy target. Or will... Ah, time travel gets so confusing.

[Kamog]

You came from the future? Please tell me, what are the winning numbers to the Lotto 6/49 draw for this coming Saturday?

[narf poit chez BOOM]

I could tell you that.

The first one is an integer...
The second one is an integer...
The third one is an integer...
The fourth...* Runs off real fast

[bearclaw]

Kamog said:
You came from the future? Please tell me, what are the winning numbers to the Lotto 6/49 draw for this coming Saturday?



Telling you would do no good. Once we discovered time travel it was revealed that the Laws of Quantum Observation in relation to random events state that by declairing the results of random events before they happen negates those effects to preserve the natural state of randomness in the universe.

In other words "Difficult to see. Always in motion is the Future."

[Suicide Junkie]

So, that would mean that all you need is 48 people to chant all the numbers you DON'T want it to be! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Cha-Ching!

[kerensky]

HEy i think that I figured out why Fyron doesn't wants us thread necromancers to resurect any more threads... He's the head of the Anti-Necromancy Police!!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/shock.gif

[TurinTurambar]

You guys are weird. I mean, I like weirdness and all...
but you guys are weird.

T

[Fyron]

Holy Order of Burial Desecration /threads/images/Graemlins/icon01.gif, thank you very much. We must stamp out these unholy acts of necromancy at every turn! /threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif /threads/images/Graemlins/icon42.gif

[kerensky]

/ Me vanishes in cloud of smoke as a horde of AN Police led by Fyron approaches. I shall return...., hisses from the cloud/ .....................

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Suddenly, an eight-foot-tall lich appears. "Do not cower from these infidels! The Necromancy Police will protect you from their stakes and silver bullets!" The lich summons forth hundreds of skeletons and zombies, which pour from the thick fog bank from which he appeared. The undead army engages the Anti-Necromancy Police with a sixteen-to-one advantage in numbers, and soon the slaughter is complete and the lich has even more soldiers for his undead ranks.....

[Renegade 13]

Kaboom! Small yield nuclear warhead detonates, utterly destroying any trace of the lich and his compatriots, thus returning the thread to it's already off-topic topic.

[geoschmo]

Unfortunatly the fallout from the nuke combined with Lich dust comtaminated all the down-wind threads and forums turning their participants into radioactive mutant undead. Thus the OT necromantic lunacy spreads to every corner of the Shrapnel community.

Now we're really screwed. Annette is going to be so pissed.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Some of the lich dust gathers in a cloud of sorts, kept together for barely a moment by a small vortex wind. An ethereal "Mwuahahahaha....." can be faintly heard before the dust cloud dissipates and the wind carries it high into the air.

[douglas]

You fools! You forgot to find and destroy his phylactery!

[psimancer]

thank the powers the an police have minds so my magic works on them

he didn't ressurect any dead threads...

he's not the psimancer we're looking for

move along ... move along

[Caduceus]

douglas said:
You forgot to find and destroy his phylactery!



What you do on your own time is up to you.

Don't ask... Don't tell. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/eek.gif