Yet another GOD I AM SO BORED Thread

[Atrocities]

Ok nowhere on the label does it say anything about taking this medication, hydrocodone, might cause insomnia. Here it is 2:12 am in the very early morning of March 31st and I am wide-awake posting about how frigging bored I am. Wide-awake since 4 am March 30th.

"This will help you sleep." - Reset to Zero Kaiser Doctors comments about said medication helping with my back pain. "Hey doc, all I want is a good nights sleep. You know, a night without agonizing lower back pain."

Well I guess that was just too much to ask for. You know I have never told any one the real reason why I chose the name Atrocities. Well for the first time in my ten-year history of using this name, I am going to share with you why I chose it.

Boredom. Yup, there it is. I needed to find a cool on line name that sounded mean. A name that inspired fear, and to some degree, respect form those Quake II Multiplayer who would soon fall before me. (Later Tribes)

So one night, bored out of my mind at work, I picked up the old dictionary and started reading. Long about break one I stumbled upon what would become my on line name of terror. (Not to mention synonymous with unbelievable, yet quite real and much to frequent incidents of bad luck.)

Now instead of "Atrocities! OMG.... RUN, reinforce the flag, send the children to bed, fire up the old firewall to max settings!" I get this "Atrocities, you mean the dude with the bad luck?"

blank strait faced look of complete truth accepting resentment

Ok, so I am bored and I am a bad luck gravity well. HEY! that gives me an idea for a new weapon.... The Bad Luck Gravity Blaster. Once fired at your enemies their ships suddenly start experiencing bad luck.

Any ways, my boredom continues. Just thought I would share my joy with you all. (Hello... *crap*.... no one is home.)

** Ok so my humor is off tonight… shoot me.

[Timstone]

*Grabs a gun and grants AT his wish*
BANG!!

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Thanks for sharing this with us AT. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Atrocities]

Damn it man... you must load the gun with REAL bullets before shooting it at me.... Now my face is covered in green paint. (oddly it tastes like lemon lime dish soap.)

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Glad to be of service. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[Timstone]

Hahaha... LOL, did you soil your pants?
Those blanks were planned. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

I'm off to eat now, I'll be back in 1 hour.
I'll check on you then, maybe the blanks did kill you. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif

[Atrocities]

Have good eats. I am going to try and get some ZZZ before 6 am. That is when the nephews arrive for the day... spring break and mom & pa are off to work early. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif - Just my luck.

"Can we play quake? Can we have something to eat. What does it mean when the laddy on the phone says the police are on the why?"

RULE 1 when dealing with twins.... NEVER leave them alone! EVER!
Rule 2, refer to rule one, and drink lots of coffee.

[Timstone]

Are you asleep yet?

*poke, poke...*

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[Thermodyne]

Hey it could be worse. You could be on percocet. Then you would be wide awake and constipated too!

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

AT is bored again? (http://www.shrapnelcommunity.com/threads/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=330594&page=&view=&sb=5&o =&fpart=all&vc=1)

[Renegade 13]

Guess when I couldn't sleep last night I shoulda come here...we could have shared the misery!

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Lately I've been having trouble getting to sleep, too.

Which is partly why I got up at 2:30...

[Atrocities]

Insomnia is like a turd that won't flush. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif You desperately want, no need for to flush down the drain, but it just keeps hanging in there, challenging you to break out the old plunger.

"I will flush you, you brown bastard!" Oh you try but in the end, all your left with is bowl full of brown smelly turd water and a strong urge to vomit. (Bad dog! That aint drinking water!)

I am not going to skip the pill tonight in lieu of half a bottle of Yukon Jack. One way or another, I will get to sleep. (Going on 36 hours now.)

[Renegade 13]

I've got a big mallet if that'd help you out! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

[Thermodyne]

Atrocities said:

I am not going to skip the pill tonight in lieu of half a bottle of Yukon Jack. One way or another, I will get to sleep. (Going on 36 hours now.)



Hey, I used to drink that stuff back when I was young......

You just need to stay up 36 hours playing SE, then you'll sleep like a baby.

[Atrocities]

I have stayed up 36 hours playing SEIV before. Its chronicled in my short story "How SEIV Ruined My life." - Hense the warning lable that GParker wrote for me and all fans of SEIV.


WARNING:
This game is NOT suitable for students, interns, apprentices, or anyone else who is expected to pass tests on a regular basis. Do not think about SEIV strategies while operating heavy machinery. Do not begin learning SEIV without first making arrangements for someone to check on you daily. If you find that your game has continued for more than 36 hours straight then you should consult a physician immediately (Do NOT show him the game!)

[narf poit chez BOOM]

I find that if I simply lie in one place and not move at all, eventually I will fall asleep.

I've never been awake for 36 hours, either, though.

[StarShadow]

I was up once for 3 days straight (gaming, of couse), I was much younger then lol.

[TerranC]

Teh boredom is contagious.

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[Atrocities]

Yes it is Click to view.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Shiney!

[Arkcon]

All ...

[Arkcon]

...work..

[Fyron]

Perhaps you should post stuff on SEnet image gallery so it doesn't disappear forever in a few days? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Arkcon]

...and...

[narf poit chez BOOM]

/me whaps Arkcon.

[Arkcon]

...no...

[narf poit chez BOOM]

/me stuffs Arkcon into a cardboard box.

[President_Elect_Shang]

Holy CRAP TerranC!!!!!

You have come a long way since the days I asked for your help with ship sets for my mod. That pic looks fantastic! Now if only you could create an original avatar for me.

Back on subject now, is there a time when you are not bored Atrocities? I recall having a brief conversation with you at two in the morning some time ago.

[Arkcon]

...SE5...

[Arkcon]

...make...

[Arkcon]

...Arkcon...