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Strategia_In_Ultima
April 1st, 2006, 07:02 AM
This just in:


Electronic Arts, the massive video game publishing company, has recently acquired Malfador Machinations, a small game developer, renowned in the world of niche games with the Space Empires Series.

Electronic Arts has made a deal with LucasArts to continue development of Space Empires V at LucasArts in-house studios. The game will be developed by the same team that produced the award-winning bestseller "Force Commander".

Malfador's founder, and ex-CEO, Aaron Hall, has not been available for comments. He is currently in the hospital, in a coma resulting from extreme physical trauma - two broken kneecaps, semi-fractured skull, broken shoulders and dislocated feet. Hospital officials stated the injuries were suffered when Mr. Hall fell down the stairs at home and landed on a solid oak table. If he hadn't been taken to the hospital by a pair of muscular EA officials, he would probably have died from his injuries.



I hope he gets better soon..... Poor Aaron. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif

Rollo
April 1st, 2006, 08:18 AM
/me looks at date.

nice try =P

Atrocities
April 1st, 2006, 10:59 AM
Ya, I warned Aaron about those Star Trek cannon people when they threatened to go after him because he would not fix the flaws in the Star Trek Mod. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif They must have been really pissed at him when he told them, "hey guys, go get a girl friend and get laid. Space Empires IV is not a star trek game."

God only knows what those fat nerdy star trek uniform waring loosers did to him. Poor Aaron.