narf poit chez BOOM
December 23rd, 2006, 02:35 AM
I've gotten a letter from Santa. Seems the jolly old man isn't doing so well. It's best explained by the man himself, so I've enclosed a copy of the letter.
Dear friends,
These past years havn't gone very well. I've been having tight times, monetarily. I've been able to stay afloat, however, I've had to lay off many of the elves and sell my reindeer and sleigh. All the transportation I've been able to buy is a donkey.
He's old and tired and very slow, so if I don't get there by Christmas, I'm out on my *** in the snow.
From, Santa.
Dear friends,
These past years havn't gone very well. I've been having tight times, monetarily. I've been able to stay afloat, however, I've had to lay off many of the elves and sell my reindeer and sleigh. All the transportation I've been able to buy is a donkey.
He's old and tired and very slow, so if I don't get there by Christmas, I'm out on my *** in the snow.
From, Santa.