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Atrocities
April 1st, 2007, 09:31 PM
Read about it for yourselves. http://www.google.com/tisp/

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Spectarofdeath
April 1st, 2007, 11:00 PM
hahaha April Fools?

Kamog
April 1st, 2007, 11:55 PM
There's instructions on how to hook up the fiber optic cable to your toilet. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Spectarofdeath
April 2nd, 2007, 04:10 AM
I know but still...I guess thats what you have to do to get it free huh...

Raapys
April 2nd, 2007, 10:00 AM
I loved the "To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward." part.

Azselendor
April 2nd, 2007, 11:17 AM
It's brilliant!

Plus, we don't have to worry about tiny fiber optic tube-cables getting clogged like ted stevens says they are, the sewer is millions of times wider, thus allowing unlimited traffic, while still pumping endless human waste around the world!

It's Brilliance.

narf poit chez BOOM
April 3rd, 2007, 06:35 AM
I like companies with a sense of humour.

Raapys
April 3rd, 2007, 10:45 AM
Hmm, wont they get sued for this stuff in the US though?

AgentZero
April 3rd, 2007, 10:56 PM
I wouldn't put it past someone to try.

Of course, in order to sue someone I'm pretty sure you have to prove that you suffered some sort of loss. I don't know what advertising a phony product would cause you to lose. Unless you did something incredibly stupid, that is, which brings us right back to my first statement. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

PvK
April 6th, 2007, 06:41 PM
Gerome is gonna sue as soon as someone helps him get his arm out of the toilet...