The joke thread [Archive] - .com.unity Forums

Bwaha

July 23rd, 2008, 01:32 AM

This is a attempt to start a in game joke thread. I have thought about what to allow or not. This is my conclusion, jokes about the game, or races are ok. Till convinced otherwise this will be my decision... Thanks for your cooperation. Have fun and be funny... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
Iv'e changed my posts to reflect this, I ask the other posters to change or delete theirs...

Bwaha

July 23rd, 2008, 02:43 AM

Here I sit broken hearted, tried to play but they haven't started... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Tifone

July 23rd, 2008, 03:14 AM

You go first, me follows ^^

Lingchih

July 23rd, 2008, 03:34 AM

Hmm. A joke thread with no jokes. Seems like a joke to me.

das123

July 23rd, 2008, 04:00 AM

----------- A FAIRY TALE -----------

One day, a long time ago there was a Dominions player who wasn't nerdy or obsessive.

But it was a very very long time ago.
And it was only for that one day!

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http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif There we are, an insult to all of us. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Omnirizon

July 23rd, 2008, 04:15 AM

how does every joke about *insert minority of choice here* start out?

*swing head, look both ways*

my fave racist joke.
since in sociology we love to talk about racism without racists, i'm going to be a racist without racism.

Sombre

July 23rd, 2008, 05:04 AM

I'm just interested in seeing how many pages this can go without having a single joke in it.

Thoughts?

Herode

July 23rd, 2008, 07:17 AM

I'm waiting for palindromes. Those things are nearly impossible to compute for non native speakers. Unfortunately and unobviously, the only one I know is in latin... ^^

[... and is not a joke http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/smirk.gif]

Jazzepi

July 23rd, 2008, 10:41 AM

Sombre said:
I'm just interested in seeing how many pages this can go without having a single joke in it.

Thoughts?

This thread is a joke.

Ba-ching!

Jazzepi

Gandalf Parker

July 23rd, 2008, 11:22 AM

Too many OTs in a game forum can get out of hand. There is a forum here for such things.
http://www.shrapnelcommunity.com/threads/postlist.php?Cat=&Board=bar

But semi-OTs are ok. We can make it a Dominions thread. When I was in the military we continually got lectured about improper jokes. What we discovered was that many of the jokes that were just too funny to keep quiet, could often be turned into military jokes.
Polish jokes and Blonde jokes made good Lieutenant jokes.
"How many does it take" jokes made good airman jokes.
Overbearing boss jokes made good Master Sergeant jokes.
God jokes made good General jokes.
And "a xxxxx, a xxxxx, and a xxxxxx walk into a bar" could just be turned into various ranks and still work.

I used the same thinking in later years for DnD jokes, SCA jokes, etc.
Be creative people. We have 71(?) unique nations to use. And try not to slip in modern-times stuff.

(cannibal joke, recycled to DnD Orc joke that made a killing at convention, now a Dominions joke)
Two Mictlan Priests were having lunch together.
1st Priest: Your wife makes good soup.
2nd Priest: Yeah, but Im gonna miss her.

Or

Two Jotuns walk into a bar. You would think the second one would have ducked.
or
We all know that deep down the Agarthians are really good people.
Thats why we prefer that they stay deep down. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Tifone

July 23rd, 2008, 11:34 AM

From when Mictlan Priest are cannibals, Gandalf? o.O Hinnom ones maybe...
The other 2 are hilarious http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Loren

July 23rd, 2008, 12:08 PM

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Bwaha

July 23rd, 2008, 12:47 PM

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Sombre

July 23rd, 2008, 01:26 PM

I liked it better before the 'jokes'.

cleveland

July 23rd, 2008, 02:33 PM

Gandalf Parker said:

Two Jotuns walk into a bar. You would think the second one would have ducked.

Two Utgard Werewolves walk into a Monolith. Among other things.

llamabeast

July 23rd, 2008, 04:07 PM

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

llamabeast

July 23rd, 2008, 04:08 PM

I think you have to be in KingMaker to get that one.

Coldshard

July 23rd, 2008, 05:49 PM

Hydra hatchling walks into a club...

*SMACK*

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Gandalf Parker

May 23rd, 2010, 03:55 PM

Mysterio

May 23rd, 2010, 09:55 PM

Gandalf Parker

May 23rd, 2010, 10:44 PM

Sorry, didnt know you were here. :)

theenemy

May 30th, 2010, 07:49 PM

I wonder if Marignon priests touch little boys...

Gandalf Parker

October 17th, 2010, 01:13 PM

"I want a 3 turn NAP"
"Why tell me? Go ahead and take a nap."
"I want a NAP with you."
"You want to nap with with me?"
"Yes a 3 turn NAP"
"Together?"
"YES and it might even lead to an alliance"
"Hey I really dont like you that much"
"What if I sent gems or gold?"
"YOU THINK MY FAVORS CAN BE BOUGHT?!?"
"Pssst, hey guys. We can attack him while he is napping"
"Oh well... OK. Send me gold and gems, then we will nap."
"Send all of our armies to his borders NOW"

Fantomen

October 17th, 2010, 03:54 PM

- What the hell happened to our blood economy?
- Sorry sir, It got ****ed up.

Gandalf Parker

October 17th, 2010, 04:14 PM

LLOL
That was good. It had a light lag to it before I caught it. Subtle. Very good

Pjoo

October 19th, 2010, 09:37 AM

From an AAR on another Dom3 forum....

Q: What's the best type of Bard?
A: A dead one!

Q: What's better than a dead Bard?
A: Three dead Bards!

Q: What's better than three dead Bards?
A: Three dead Bards and a dead Forester carrying a Stone Idol (http://dom3.servegame.com/wiki/Stone_Idol)!

Woo hoo! My quote made the joke thread! Glad you liked it. :)

When I read that I totally cracked up. I couldn't talk for like half a minute. I guess it just has this "retard joke" feel, but it's actually funny too :D Combined with slight reminder to all those dead baby jokes, it was pretty literal lol.