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ZeroAdunn
April 20th, 2003, 08:59 AM
You know, today was one of those days that you just have to tell somebody about, not because something wonderfull happened, but because something humerous and slightly disturbing happened.

I don't know how many of you know this, but I work for an Airline, not just any Airline, the nations largest regional Airline. Today I went into work expecting to have an easy day doing an easy job. Unfortunately, within the first hour of my being there, I went from working the lowest possible position, to being a supervisor, that is a promotion of roughly three levels, now we get to the funny part, ready for it? Here it is:

Today, at work, I promoted myself ..... Three times.... think about that the next time you fly~

I think that is going to be my new tag line...

CNCRaymond
April 20th, 2003, 09:04 AM
That is funny, and tomorrow you can demote yourself four levels back to counter clerk level 1.

And stay out of the bar!

Raging Deadstar
April 20th, 2003, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by ZeroAdunn:
Today, at work, I promoted myself ..... Three times.... think about that the next time you fly~
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I will be thinking about it and i will be trully terrified! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Kamog
April 20th, 2003, 08:12 PM
Can you give yourself big raises too? Also, huge surprise bonus, stock options, extra days off, company car, free trips, assistants, donuts...

ZeroAdunn
April 20th, 2003, 08:23 PM
You know... I might just try that....

Raging Deadstar
April 20th, 2003, 08:28 PM
You can never give yourself enough attractive lovely assitants Kamog, Never! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif It should be a rule of business really

narf poit chez BOOM
April 22nd, 2003, 06:47 AM
*narf is whimpering. narf will never fly now.* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif