OT: Caption Kim Jung-Il and his kewl krew

[Loser]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20030617/mdf299220.jpg (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030617/161/4f2pw.html&e=9&ncid=1756)
Just repaste the image link and put in your own caption. Since all images will be the same, it shouldn't much bother our low-bandwidth brethren.

[ June 23, 2003, 21:56: Message edited by: Loser ]

[clark]

Straight from the back alley ways of the Guan-dong province, the latest boy band craze sweeping the nation is...

"Hu and the Fabuolous Five"

Listen to some of their greatest hits!

"Party like it's the year of the goat!"

"Don't want no short short woman!"

or everyone's favorite...

"U drive me Communist"

[General Woundwort]

The latest HBO spin-off series...

The Tso-pra-Nohs

(Theme music: "Woke up this mornin', got yourself a nuke...")

[ June 23, 2003, 17:08: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

[Erax]

"Mr. Powell, is THAT your offer ?"

[clark]

6AM - Sunday Morning

THREE LOUD KNOCKS AT FRONT DOOR.

"Goodmorning. We would like to talk to you about our lord and savior, Jesus H. Christ."

[sachmo]

"Hey baby! These suits are gen-u-ine United States polyester! Wait! Where are you going?"

[sachmo]

"Yes sir! I DO think torture is funny! Te he he."

[sachmo]

"You know, guys, that if I didn't wear these special sun glasses, my laser vision would melt you faces off. Bow down and thank the imperialist pig Americans for making them for me, dogs!"

[Erax]

"You shouldn't have refused our offer. Say hello to the fishies for us."

[Erax]

"What did you expect ? Yellow spandex ?"

[Erax]

"Greetings, Mr. Bond. Welcome to my humble palace."

[Loser]

<a href="http://www.zztop.com/" target="_blank">Clean shirt, new shoes and I don't know where I am goin' to.
Silk suit, black tie, I don't need a reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'cos every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.</a>

[primitive]

"Your growth is astonishing!"

[geoschmo]

Weapons of MASS dysfunction.

[Ragnarok]

"We're hip; we're cool; we're down with out bad selves; we're 'gettin' jiggy with it!'"

[ June 23, 2003, 23:29: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Loser]

Originally posted by primitive:
"Your growth is astonishing!"<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Whoo... I almost fell down for that one.
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20030617/mdf299220.jpg (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030617/161/4f2pw.html&e=9&ncid=1756)
Repost so the image shows on page two.
[Edit:That was an explanation of my actions. It seems to be 14 Posts to a page (or at least page one).]

[ June 23, 2003, 23:52: Message edited by: Loser ]

[Ragnarok]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20030617/mdf299220.jpg
Beware of strange warp points! *Nudge nudge wink wink.*

[EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro]

New Korean Rap Group: WOK DMZ

[primitive]

Men in Black...protecting the Earth from the scum of the universe!

Here come the Men in Black. (Men in Black)
The galaxy defenders. (uh oh, uh oh)
Here come the Men in Black. (Men in Black)
They won't let you remember. (won't remember)
(uh uh, uh uh)

Nah, nah, nah,
The good guys dress in black, remember that,
Just in case we ever face to face and make contact.
The title held by me... M.I.B.
Means what you think you saw, you did not see.
So don't blink,
Think what was there but now's gone.
Black suit with the black Ray Ban's on.
Walk in shadow, move in silence,
Guard against extra-terrestrial violence.
But yo we ain't on no government list.
We straight don't exist,
No names and no fingerprints.
Saw something strange,
Watch your back.
Cause you never quite know where the M.I.B.'s is at,
Uh and...

[General Woundwort]

Originally posted by EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro:
New Korean Rap Group: WOK DMZ<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You mean, ROK DMZ? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[TerranC]

Originally posted by geoschmo:
Weapons of MASS dysfunction.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I think this is the best one so far.

[Erax]

"Well, well... what have we here ?"

[minipol]

Originally posted by EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro:
New Korean Rap Group: WOK DMZ<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's a cool one. Hehe. The MC is would be called MC Nuke (it was MC Luke but he couldn't pronounce the L http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif )

[Loser]

"I'm not cool because I have nuclear weapons. I have nuclear weapons because I'm cool. That's the way it works, baby: the nukes are just a manefestation of my impeccable hair and clothing."

[Kamog]

"Mr. Anderson, you're surprised to see me..."

[Kamog]

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

[Kamog]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20030617/mdf299220.jpg

"Jung-Il to Enterprise. Beam us up, Scotty."

[ June 27, 2003, 08:12: Message edited by: Kamog ]

[TerranC]

Originally posted by Kamog:
"Jung-Il to Enterprise. Beam us up, Scotty."<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LOL!

We have a Winner!

[primitive]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20030617/mdf299220.jpg

The crowd visiting the Shrapnel booth at Origins.

Can YOU spot Geo ?

Grand prizes not to be won.

[Stone Mill]

OMG! This thread is funny! I love this stuff!

CAPTION:
Kim: "When I crank my arm down... it make funny fart noise!"
Group: "Ha ha... very good sir."