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Atrocities
July 1st, 2003, 04:55 PM
"You just paid $60.00 bucks for a video game that just ended! Idiot! Fool!" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif Elite Force 2 was way too short!

Back to System Shock 2.

I wish I could set my phaser to frag but I can't join any serves. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif I hate dial up. I want my cable connection back. GD Comcast!

[ July 01, 2003, 16:06: Message edited by: Atrocities ]
General Woundwort
July 1st, 2003, 07:21 PM
Take several deep breaths, relax, and go finish the Star Trek Mod. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
Atrocities
July 2nd, 2003, 05:41 AM
"Do not provoke me to violence you could no more evade my wrath than you could your own shadow."
Phoenix-D
July 2nd, 2003, 07:19 AM
"If it weren't for these !#$ed neural implants he'd be a smoking crater by now.."
Atrocities
July 2nd, 2003, 07:47 AM
"Launch Detected."
narf poit chez BOOM
July 2nd, 2003, 09:51 AM
do you want some toast? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
Jack Simth
July 2nd, 2003, 10:34 AM
Not toast, but I could go for a good bagel right about now. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
narf poit chez BOOM
July 2nd, 2003, 10:38 AM
*hands jack a bagel*
Jack Simth
July 2nd, 2003, 10:41 AM
Ahh, thank you.

*eats bagel*
General Woundwort
July 2nd, 2003, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by Atrocities:
"Do not provoke me to violence you could no more evade my wrath than you could your own shadow."<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh, I'm no ordinary rabbit! I've got a vicious streak a mile wide, I'm a killer! I've got teeth, sharp... I can leap about... look at the bones!
Atrocities
July 2nd, 2003, 11:21 AM
LOL, I had a burger and fries. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif I honestly did not think any one would get that. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

"I will stomp all of you girly men."
Rojero
July 2nd, 2003, 03:05 PM
Ahh, thank you.

*eats bagel* <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Steals Jack's bagels...and runs away like a silly little school girl...tee hee hee ...tee hee hee
Erax
July 2nd, 2003, 05:59 PM
(In a Schwarzenegger voice) :

"I am the betteh of the gihly men."

"Go away or I'll rearrange youh ohgans."
Slick
July 2nd, 2003, 06:18 PM
"I came here to chew some bubble gum and kick some @ss. And I am all out of bubble gum!"

- "Rowdy" Roddie Piper

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Slick.
Loser
July 2nd, 2003, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by Slick:
"I came here to chew some bubble gum and kick some @ss. And I am all out of bubble gum!"

- "Rowdy" Roddie Piper

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Slick.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"They Live!"?
Atrocities
July 2nd, 2003, 06:41 PM
(Arnolds voice again.)

"If you can't stand the heat then go into the kitchen!"

"That is my personal equipment. Do not be making me hurt you!"

"Un ya!"
General Woundwort
July 2nd, 2003, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by Slick:
"I came here to chew some bubble gum and kick some @ss. And I am all out of bubble gum!"<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I can imagine this being a sort of ritual for a unit of para/drop troopers.

(drop leader) "What are we here to do, men?"

(squad) "Chew bubblegum and kick ***!"

(drop leader) "Equipment check!"

(squad - after appropriate pause) "Awww shucks! We're all out of bubblegum!"
Atrocities
July 2nd, 2003, 07:08 PM
"If I have to kill you, then your already dead."
"Beat it before I add you my list of casualties."
"Halstead 316 say I just whipped your ***." (sp)
"Shazzabott!"
"What do you mean they cut the power? How could they cut the power, there just animals!"
"Game over man. Game f***ing over!"

And if you like the Arnold quates, listen to them.
Sound Zip (http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1057165575.zip)
narf poit chez BOOM
July 2nd, 2003, 11:02 PM
half a block away, rojero realizes that jack only had one bagel and jack ate it, which leaves rojero with nothing.
mottlee
July 3rd, 2003, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by General Woundwort:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Atrocities:
"Do not provoke me to violence you could no more evade my wrath than you could your own shadow."<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh, I'm no ordinary rabbit! I've got a vicious streak a mile wide, I'm a killer! I've got teeth, sharp... I can leap about... look at the bones!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">The Monty python rabbit!....Prepair the Holy hand grenade!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif
Ragnarok
July 3rd, 2003, 04:06 AM
Originally posted by mottlee:
The Monty python rabbit!....Prepair the Holy hand grenade!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Aww, it doesn't look so bad. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
*Begins walking to the rabbit only to be torn to shreads.*

[ July 03, 2003, 03:07: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]
Cheeze
July 3rd, 2003, 06:29 AM
"Your gun is useless against the creature. I suggest you use your big Bowie knife."

"I wasn't plannin' on gettin' that close."
Atrocities
July 3rd, 2003, 06:44 AM
"Step on something; foot hurt."
General Woundwort
July 3rd, 2003, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by mottlee:
The Monty python rabbit!....Prepair the Holy hand grenade!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Just remember... they never did find the rabbit's body, even after they used the grenade. Either a) the rabbit was disintegrated, or b) he was just driven off for the time being.

You guess which one... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif