Fallacy - Middle Era (Started!)

[cupido2]

To Pythium: The only name you have to know is Helena, true goddess of this world.

To Abysia: We declare war on you. When vulcanic eruptions and plagues strike your land, it will dawn upon you what mistake you just made.

To Eriu: Yes, Eriu, Agartha the invisibile, the one that sees all, the one that no one knows, where it lies, the one that knows what you do and where you are. You soon will feel the unmatched might of Agartha the Invincible. Soon the eriuan.. errr erii.. errrr er... your blood will stain your provinces. Perhaps my invisible invincible army is in your cupboard? Or in your desk? Or hide in the fur of your cat? Is that a pen? Or is that the invincible Agarthan army? You soon will know. Tremble in fear!

[vfb]

Greetings to the world, from the Lizards of the West.

We regret the rash threats emanating from the Agarthan provinces, and apologize on behalf of its leader.

The Agarthan people have always been despondent and despairing, with their tragic civilization crumbling and in collapse, its best days behind it. This particular Agarthan tribe has suffered much as they attempted to break out into the surface world. They were beset upon by the hands of the dread indy light infantry, archers, and dreadest of all, militiamen!

Now that they have finally conquered these vicious foes and freed themselves from their caves, and emerged into the fresh air above, they have smelled the dew on the grass and seen the beauty of the sky, and the knowledge of what they had been missing all these years has driven them completely insane.

Please do not harm our cold-blooded cousins, for they know not what they speak.

(Except maybe that bit about Eriu, that could be for real. Eriu, you'd better do an inventory of your statues, and see if any have walked off recently.)

C'tis

[Lingchih]

Hmm. Sounds like Agartha declares war on everyone. Good thing we don't even know where the hell you are. We have spider infestations to deal with ourselves.

[cupido2]

Dear Lord of Ermor

You are wrong, we don't declare war on everyone. Of course our dear ally C'tis, our loyal vassals of Jotunheim and Mictlan and all righteous people that pay their tribute shall not fear the Agarthan steamroller for they will experience a new age of enlightment!

And we would like to assure offically to C'tis, that if Abysia takes any steps against him, Agartha will crush Abysia without mercy and half of Abysia's land shall be C'tis' natural property.

So speaks the Stone Oracle, worshipper of Helena


Btw: We declare war on the spider infestation.

[lebarjack]

The lords of R'lyeh will not take part in the underwater fight opposing Oceania and Atlantis.

[Tichy]

cupido2 said:
To Eriu: Yes, Eriu, Agartha the invisibile, the one that sees all, the one that no one knows, where it lies, the one that knows what you do and where you are. You soon will feel the unmatched might of Agartha the Invincible. Soon the eriuan.. errr erii.. errrr er... your blood will stain your provinces. Perhaps my invisible invincible army is in your cupboard? Or in your desk? Or hide in the fur of your cat? Is that a pen? Or is that the invincible Agarthan army? You soon will know. Tremble in fear!

Fear them, for they shall steal thy jokes! You will say, "Where are they, all of my jokes!?" But they will be gone.

[Evilhomer]

I managed to get ahold of an internet connection so I am still playing, I don't know how long I can continue to play though (depends on a few things).

[Xietor]

The wise and peaceful Nation of Pythium is buying/trading
for d gems. Give me a tell if interested.

Pythium-A Name you trust.

[cupido2]

Yes, Lord of Eriu, soon-to-be-victim of our Empire. And you will soon ask yourself: "Is this a joke or the invincible army of Agartha?"

[meister_miagi]

Sorry, wrong thread!