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July 10th, 2002, 06:23 PM
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Re: PATRIOT\'S SALOON and SOCIALIST\' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative)
Well HUSH PUPPIES!!! Looks like that old gal open a can of WOOP *** on that good old Skylark.
It's great to be back in a dark comfortable dive, listen to some goood fidddlinnnn. The beer here is dark and bitter, just like my women. I'm sure glad they don't try to pass off that warm excuse for Ale here.
I was just passin thru on the way to Mothers 2nd cousins uncles fathers funeral service. Seems he fell in a vat of wiskey at the distillary. Three big good old boys tried to rescue him, but he faught them off. They cremated him two days back, and he is still burnin.
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Good flute, good sax, and a warm place for fiddlin.
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July 10th, 2002, 11:38 PM
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Re: PATRIOT\'S SALOON and SOCIALIST\' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative)
Today's Special- Briskit in chopotle chile and rubbed sage sauce, with side of buffet items.
Milwaukie's Best pitchers-$3.50
How you supposed to get those resonant belches without the Co2? Gil checks the guages feeding the kegs and turns it up a notch. welcomes current customers, re-glues a surface tear on pool table #2 and makes final checks to get ready for the night's festivities...
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July 10th, 2002, 11:39 PM
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Re: PATRIOT\'S SALOON and SOCIALIST\' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative)
Hey! Where's the Lone Star beer & fried catfish feast?!?!
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July 11th, 2002, 03:10 AM
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Re: PATRIOT\'S SALOON and SOCIALIST\' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative)
how bout some grits
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July 11th, 2002, 06:12 AM
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Re: PATRIOT\'S SALOON and SOCIALIST\' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative)
Would you like cheese, butter or gravy with your grits?
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If he'd reached it all kinds of hell would have broken loose, Haine's men would have hypoed me, and I would have regained consciousness a piece at a time, in Haine's organ-storage tanks. So I strangled him. -Death By Ecstasy-Larry Niven
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July 11th, 2002, 06:14 AM
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Re: PATRIOT\'S SALOON and SOCIALIST\' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative)
I refuse to enter this establishment or any other on the shrapnel forum just to pad my rank.
Disgusting.
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July 11th, 2002, 11:42 AM
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Re: PATRIOT\'S SALOON and SOCIALIST\' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative)
Ignorant, non-comprehending comments by those denied citizenship through their: a) prior criminal history, b) lies or other fishyness on their application or, c) apparent lack of any redeeming social or material worth- and especially since they once again seem willing to break rules as they see fit by not leaving a deposit at the front - will be considered invalid.
Patriot's Saloon and Socialist' Head Casino (Rank Padding Alternative) English History Lesson #1- Empire Lost- See ref. "Lowbrow Snobbery, How the English Middle Class Gave Up Their Throne, Their Empire, Their Individual Rights And Their Sovreignty" or "England 1066 To 2006, We Almost Made It An Even 1000!"
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If he'd reached it all kinds of hell would have broken loose, Haine's men would have hypoed me, and I would have regained consciousness a piece at a time, in Haine's organ-storage tanks. So I strangled him. -Death By Ecstasy-Larry Niven
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July 12th, 2002, 08:52 AM
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Re: PATRIOT\'S SALOON and SOCIALIST\' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative)
...Taz, on an off duty quick recon mission, looks in on this other drinking establishment...
Hmmm, looks to be a might smaller then the one he works in... 
And no fluffy bunny waitresses? Also are socialists allowed to gamble? Or is it just a Socialist's head that is displayed in the casino?
Taz wanders out again with more questions then ever... 
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July 12th, 2002, 05:22 PM
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Re: PATRIOT\'S SALOON and SOCIALIST\' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative)
Trajan steps into the Socialist' Head Casino, realizes that he does not have his "I love Joe Stalin" t-shirt on today, and walks back to his cold Bass Ale and the FBW's at the Cantina.
Cheers!
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