New Horizons - Started

[seej]

When a benthan hears "Watery-spunked, hairless bishop seeks frigid, fish-smelling cuttle-mate," it might think that it's just another personal ad. But that classic clerical tourist's line has been heard all over the sacred chambers of the capital lately. The Ministry of Slave Recruitment has issued a report today that bottles containing strangely erotic messages have been found on the surface. The messages appear to be from the Superintendent of a land tribe complaining of assertive, warm blooded females. Things must be getting pretty desperate on the surface! The Ministry has therefore announced plans to begin building coastal resorts to profit from the lascivious interests of well-heeled surface dwellers. Critics complain that these "maenads" may not have the stamina to handle the famous breeding-torpor of R'ylehans, but Director Ngethyo of the Ministry pointed out that early tests prove otherwise! This reporter will be sure to bring you more on this as the story as it comes.
- Prince Arcthyis the Exiled

[Strages Sanctus]

The mountainous wastelands that Caelum called home were barren and desolate. "Why have you chosen to settle here my lord?" questioned the young scout.

"We had no choice, we are outcasts from the homeland. we do not have quickened flaming mirages of death , we are a square peg in a round hole. It is here we will show the world that we do not need the haughty ones blessed with powerful magics to conquer the world." replied the local Baron.

"You are a fool" said the scout, but his lord did not hear him for by then the scout was already en route to his target destionation... more mountainous wasteland.

[Micah]

All your mercenaries are belong to Ulm.

[mehrunes_dagon]

good news: mail.ru successfully delivered map and turn files

bad news: unace ver 1.2 failed to decompress map. johnarryn, is ace much better than 7z?

[Teraswaerto]

We Abysians are troubled by this talk of "lustful naked ladies". Do not misunderstand, dear Deikoon, we have plans for your women: the breeding chambers and bloodstained altars of Smouldercone always need more fresh bodies.

Any unorderly (and untimely) lechery, with goatmen or otherwise, is frowned upon by the geriatric Warlocks, and as for the Anathemants, well, the smell of charred flesh is all they want.

As for me, the unified will of all Abysia, I have composed a poem for you to contemplate:

The sky rent asunder... black-winged devils surge forth from the void...
A maelstrom of crimson fire burns above us... what carnage has thou wrought?
Not sword, ballistae, nor burning brand
Could e'er these walls aspire to breach,
Yet now the city's fall is nigh,
As elder rites black fiends unleash.


-Baal Davar

[seagull]

Ugh naked ladies with no hair. However do you have any bannana trees in your forest?

We may have to send a botanical team into investigate the banana tree situation in your forest, it will of course be heavily escorted for its own protection.

[johnarryn]

I'm pleased to say that most people have their first turn in already (in less than 24 hours! Way to go guys). I am still waiting on a few turns... I will host this afternoon (5 pm EST) if I can get those few turns.

thanks

[mehrunes_dagon]

Sorlakind, welcome to my lands. My holy knigths need some trainin to enter hall of fame, and yo weak and unprotected crowd is just fine.

[mehrunes_dagon]

We the holy knights of marignon don't understand the strange term EST. Is this GMT plus smth?

[Cafard]

Sorry, but you're probably waiting for me. I'm on GMT, and i don't play the game during the work day. I'll proceed from home this evening.