The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary
Basic Smileys
:-) 	Your basic smiley.
 
;-) 	Winky smiley.
:-( 	Frowning smiley.
:-I 	Indifferent smiley.
:-> 	sarcastic smiley.
>:-> 	devilish remark.
>;-> 	Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
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Widely used Smileys
(-: User is left handed.
%-) User has been playing SEIV 15 hours straight.
:*) User is drunk and playing SEIV
[:] User is a robot.
 
8-) User is wearing sunglasses.
B:-) Sunglasses on head.
::-) User wears normal glasses.
B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses.
 
8:-) User is a little girl.
 
:-)-8 User is a Big girl.
 
:-{) User has a mustache.
 
:-{} User wears lipstick.
{:-) User wears a toupee.
 
}:-( Toupee in an updraft.
 
:-[ User is a vampire.
 
:-E Bucktoothed vampire.
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.
 
:-7 User just made a wry statement.
:-* User just ate something sour.
 
:-)~ User drools.
 
:-~) User has a cold.
 
:'-( User is crying.
:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying.
 
:-@ User is screaming.
 
:-# User wears braces.
 
:^) User has a broken nose.
:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way.
:_) User's nose is sliding off of his face.
:<) User is from an Ivy League School. 
:-& User is tongue tied.
=:-) User is a hosehead.
-:-) User is a punk rocker.
:=) User has two noses.
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office.
 
`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning.
 
,:-) Same thing...other side.
 
|-I User is asleep.
|-O User is yawning/snoring.
:-Q User is a smoker.
:-? User smokes a pipe.
 
O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! 
 
O :-) User is an angel 
:-` User spitting out its chewing tobacco.
 
:-S User just made an incoherent statement.
 
:-D User is laughing 
 
:-X User's lips are sealed.
 
:-C User is really bummed.
 
<|-) User is Chinese.
:-/	User is skeptical.
 
C=:-)	User is a chef.
@=	User is pro-nuclear war.
 
*<:-)	User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat.
 
:-o	Uh oh!
*  

  ) 	And Bozo the Clown!
 
3:]	Pet smiley.
 
3:[	Mean Pet smiley.
 
d8=	Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-)	User is a Ham radio operator.
 
:-9	User is licking his/her lips.
 
%-6	User is braindead.
 
[:-)	User is wearing a walkman.
(:I	User is an egghead.
 
<:-I	User is a dunce.
 
K:P	User is a little kid with a propeller beenie.
@:-)	User is wearing a turban.
 
:-0	No Yelling! 
 
:-:	Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley.
 
.-)	User only has one eye.
 
,-)	Ditto...but he's winking.
 
8 :-)	User is a wizard.
 
 
[ October 15, 2002, 20:18: Message edited by: Wardad ]