SE4 and the Navy

[Possum]

THE FIVE MOST DANGEROUS THINGS IN THE NAVY

A Seaman(E-2) saying, "I learned this in Boot Camp..."
A Petty Officer(E-5) saying, "Trust me, sir..."
A Lieutenant JG(O-2), saying, "Based on my experience..."
A Lieutenant(O-3) saying, "I was just thinking..."
A Chief Petty Officer(E-7) chuckling, "Watch this ****..."

[Daynarr]

[Spyder]

Marine Corps acronim explanation for Sailor:


Squid


Who said Marines could spell?



Semper Fi

"Yeah, the Marines are a department of the Navy....the MEN's department."

[Triumvir Emphy]

What happens when sailors are discharged from the navy,... they get their spine back.

(squid is slang for sailor)

always funny though, a sailor will never stick up for the navy and bad mouth it, yet a marine never will,.... just a thought.

[Triumvir Emphy]

Sailor acronime for NAVY,..

Never Again Volunteer Yourself,..

BUDWEISER
Because U Deserve What Every Inteligent Suid Enjoys Regularly.

[Spyder]

A Sailor & Marine were in the head taking a leak. They finished and zipped up and the Marine headed for the door while the Sailor went to the wash basin. The Sailor commented to the Marine, "You know, in the Navy they teach us to wash our hands after taking a leak." The Marine turned and looked at the Sailor and said, "Yeah? Well, in the Marine Corps they teach us to not piss on our hands."

Semper Fi

[Seawolf]

Guys,

Nothing against the military but do we really need this thread in the SE4 files?



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Seawolf on the prowl

[Possum]

Seawolf,

Lighten up, bro. You're obviously a very intelligent guy, I'm sure you've got better things to do than rain on our parade

[Spyder]

I feel like I'm being spanked and sent to my room

[Possum]

Well, Spyder, look at his title. You know how officers are, they have their sense of humor surgically removed when they make Commander