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		Oh brother!    
#9  quote: Argh ye scurvy wench, prepare for boarding!
   
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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		lol     
and do post those other reasons please     
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		It's more fun with a wide variety of players to choose from! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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		Another: 
 
While most would relish thought of doing it with two females at once, it just ain't very likely to happen in real life. 
 
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How many female SE IV players does it take to screw in a light bulb?  Both of them 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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		10 (tasteful) Reasons why Space Empires IV is like sex: 
 
1> You lay in bed at night thinking about it. 
2> It's good for quick sessions, but much better if you're at it for hours. 
3> There are loads of websites where you can talk about it and download pictures. 
4> Everyone who does it thinks they're really good at it. 
5> People who are really good at it tend to achieve high reproduction rates. 
6> You can play on your own but it's better with another human. 
7> It isn't always easy to find someone to play with. 
8> People are constantly inventing new and interesting ways of playing. 
9> You can pretend to be a pirate if you want to. 
10> Your girlfriend won't let you do it as much as you'd like to. 
 
Suggestions welcome. 
I thought of some tasteless reasons too but I didn't want to post them. 
 
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		12> Just because you have the bigger weapon, it doesn't necssarily mean you're a better player. 
13> It can be frustrating for other players if you pull out before the game is finished. 
14> It's a good idea to make sure a certain amount of time has elapsed before victory conditions apply. 
15> You have to get past all sorts of defences before you can "drop your troops off" 
 
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		16. BIGGER is Better 
17. you can keep at it all nite. 
 
 
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		18. Very few companies will let you do it at work. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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		19: Most people start it when they're teenagers 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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		20.  Its' still a lotta' fun for us old guys too, we just can't play as often... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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