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with all apologies due to the late, great Dr. Seuss and his "green eggs and ham", may I present 
"lame ads and spam"... 
I am Sam 
Sam I am! 
That Sam I am 
That Sam I am! 
I do NOT like that Sam I am! 
Do you like lame ads and spam? 
Would you like them here or there? 
I would not like them here or there 
I would not like them anywhere! 
I do NOT like lame ads and spam 
I do NOT like them, 
Sam I am 
Would you, could you...sell your site? 
Would you if the price were right? 
I would not, could not sell my site 
I would not if the price were right! 
I do not like them here or there 
I do not like them ANYWHERE! 
I do NOT like lame ads and spam 
I do NOT like them, 
Sam I am 
Would you...could you...just take stock? 
Would you, since our IPO's a lock? 
I would not COULD not just take stock 
I don't believe that it's a lock 
I would not, could not sell my site 
I would not if the price were right! 
I do not like them here or there 
I do not like them ANYWHERE! 
I do NOT like lame ads and spam 
I do NOT like them, 
Sam I am 
Would you, could you, use our nav bar? 
Would you, could you, be our star! 
I would not COULD not with that nav bar 
I would not COULD not be your star! 
I would not COULD not just take stock 
I don't believe that it's a lock 
I would not, could not sell my site 
I would not if the price were right! 
I do not like them here or there 
I do not like them ANYWHERE! 
I do NOT like lame ads and spam 
I do NOT like them, 
Sam I am 
Would you, could you...chat Online? 
Try it, try it! I swear, I'm fine! 
I would not COULD not chat Online. 
You may like it...you will see 
You may like talking nasty with me! 
I would not, could not, so just pay me! 
If you can't pay, then LET ME BE! 
I would not COULD not just take stock 
I don't believe that it's a lock 
I would not, could not sell my site 
I would not if the price were right! 
I do not like them here or there 
I do not like them ANYWHERE! 
I do NOT like lame ads and spam 
I do NOT like them, 
Sam I am 
More stock! More stock! 
Would you, could you for more stock? 
Not for more stock, and not Online 
You can't pay me, and you're not fine! 
I would not COULD not just take stock 
I don't believe that it's a lock 
I would not, could not sell my site 
I would not if the price were right! 
I do not like them here or there 
I do not like them ANYWHERE! 
I do NOT like lame ads and spam 
I do NOT like them, 
Sam I am 
You...do not LIKE lame ads and spam? 
I do NOT like them, Sam I am. 
Could you...would you...cheat on clicks? 
Could you help me pay for chicks? 
I would not COULD not cheat on clicks 
I would not help you pay for chicks 
I would not COULD not just take stock 
I don't believe that it's a lock 
I would not, could not sell my site 
I would not if the price were right! 
I do not like them here or there 
I do not like them ANYWHERE! 
I do NOT like lame ads and spam 
I do NOT like them, 
Sam I am