Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW

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#12. Go buy a plane ticket. Travel to finland. Hire some hunters. Get them to capture a moose. ( If there are no moose in finland. Buy another plane ticket ( return ) and travel to canada and hire some hunters to caputure a moose and then get it back to Finland. I suggest business class for the trip back as the moose will need some leg room and I hear they like to drink alot) Take the moose to Asmala house. Have the moose bite him. Then make many Monty Python jokes about the holy grail. Asmala will go crazy from the jokes and fever from the bite. Get his password for the pbw and game. Launch SEIV on his computer and then play against your self. But remember to let yourself win. You will be tempted to beat your self soundly. Do not give into the temptation.