Make me a signature or... something

[tesco samoa]

Instar signature.

" I do not need a signature. "

How is that one

Or

Seen on the men's room wall at the BoardWalk Blues Cafe in Nashville - "I screwed your mother" and below it was written - "Go home dad, your drunk!"

Or

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryu Suzuki Roshi

Or

If I get male pattern baldness, I'd like zig-zags please

Thats all I got.

Perhaps you could have

Place Sig here ------> <--------Place Sig here