What is the story with those dominion ads??

[Agrajag]

I always kind of pictured the Dom3 players as a little hipper than your average wargamer.

I'm/you're so unhip it's a wonder mine/your bums don't fall off.

BTW, why are their no black woman, or latina women, or indian women? How bout a persian woman? Rawwwr. Put a tiger in my tank. Persians are easily the hottest women alive. Indian women are a close second. Why do you think they produced Kama Sutra while the Europeans produced the inquisition. I demand a Dom3 ad with a non-white female.

I demand a Dom3 ad with a tentacle monster* and a Japanese schoolgirl.
*-maybe a "Dark Vines"?