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[Cammorak]

Looking upon Lord Galderan with dismay, Magnus said, "Sir, perhaps you should reconsider. This new heraldry of yours is hopelessly suggestive."

"Nonsense! These concentric rings represent our spheres of power. The white and red color is the blood of our enemies on our snowy fortress walls!"

"What's the dot in the center, sir?"

"That's me, of course! The ruler of mighty Niefelheim."

"That's what I was afraid of."

-Council minutes of Galderan, Oblivious Master, The Hopelessly Screwed, Lord of Not Much