The Funniest Canadian Joke.

Growltigger · #1 January 27th, 2003, 04:33 PM

Imagine the scene, it HM the Queen's Birthday and the Coldstream Guards are marshalled in serried ranks in full dress uniform before the gates of Buckingham Palace.

The Regimental Sergeant Major is marching down the ranks, inspecting the troops and making sure that their full dress uniform is absolutely tip top.

The Queen's cavalcade is rapidly approaching as the RSM gets to the third rank. He is amazed to see a 7 foot tall Zulu warrior standing proudly in the ranks, resplendant with assegai, rhinoceros hide shield, leopard skin thong and armbands, ostrich plumes in his hair and lion-tooth necklace.

The RSM is flabberghasted and says, "How the hell did you get into the Coldstream Guards?" and the Zulu says "I lied about my age".

tbontob · #2 January 27th, 2003, 05:12 PM

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Shame on the both of you.

Hate to say this Fyron, but I know you are guilty of the occasional double post!

And maybe even the triple post?

Maybe the "shame" pointing finger is pointing in the wrong direction.
Tbontob, the only time I do that is to bump a post that needs bumping, or if a long period of time has passed between the Posts (a few minutes to an hour does not qualify as a long time).

No Fyron, fess up!

I've seen your double Posts and there was no, and I repeat no, bumping.

Hmmm. Should I repeat the "no bumping" part for emphasis?

Time to admit you are just as mortal as the rest of us.

Growltigger · #3 January 27th, 2003, 06:04 PM

This thread is headed "The Funniest Canadian Joke" so logically, isn't it meant to be relative to what our Canadian posters find amusing, and that any judgment as to the humour content of any alledged comical story posted on this thread has to be subjectively assessed by those forum posters who lurk north of the border?

Which, in turn, means that neither I (posting from God's own earth, land of the free etc England) or Imperator Fyron (being a Californian and therefore not qualified to opine on humour at all) nor any other non-moose-kissing poster is entitled to comment on the laugh quotient of any post in this thread.

Canadians of the world, stop fiddling with your bits, put down that moose and tell us what makes you really laugh

BadAxe · #4 January 27th, 2003, 06:17 PM

Why do Canadians make love doggie style?

So they can both watch Hockey Night in Canada!

Growltigger · #5 January 27th, 2003, 06:19 PM

Q Why do Canadians bonk Moose on the edge of cliffs??

A So the Moose pushes back harder!!

Q What do you call a Canadian with more than 1 girlfriend?

A A Moose herder

Q What does a Canadian girl say after making love?

A You all in the same hockey team then?

Q What do you call 50 Americans falling off the edge of a cliff?

A A damn good start

Q What is the difference between a washing machine and a Canadian girl?

A The washing machine doesnt follow you round for hours after you have stuffed your load in it

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Krsqk · #6 January 27th, 2003, 07:44 PM

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This thread is headed "The Funniest Canadian Joke" so logically, isn't it meant to be relative to what our Canadian posters find amusing, and that any judgment as to the humour content of any alledged comical story posted on this thread has to be subjectively assessed by those forum posters who lurk north of the border?

No, I thought it was for the funniest jokes about Canadians.

tbontob · #7 January 27th, 2003, 08:01 PM

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This thread is headed "The Funniest Canadian Joke" so logically, isn't it meant to be relative to what our Canadian posters find amusing, and that any judgment as to the humour content of any alledged comical story posted on this thread has to be subjectively assessed by those forum posters who lurk north of the border?

No, I thought it was for the funniest jokes about Canadians.

"lurk"? Did you say "lurk"?

We Canadians do not "lurk" or "skulk" about in the night.

We are renowned for our openness and friendliness.

I mean if we are in a foreign country and as soon as the resident discovers we are not Americans, his demeanour changes from a sulky hostility to friendliness.

Doesn't that prove we are open and friendly?

All kidding aside, I love your jokes!

And while the topic implies it is about jokes that Canadians find funny, we Canadians do not like to discriminate.

So, the more 'Canadian' jokes the better! Most of them are hilarious.

But if most people find a joke funny and we Canadians don't, it is time to ask why we don't. <==tbontob nudges Fyron.