The Funniest Canadian Joke.

[primitive]

So it's only Canadian jokes then.

But when we run out of these, maybee this could be another namechanging thread.
The Funniest American Joke
The Funniest Computer Joke
The Funniest SEIV Joke
-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into a bar.....

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by primitive:

-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into a bar.....

.....And the Norak ducks...

[ January 27, 2003, 18:40: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Wardad]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:

quote:

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Originally posted by primitive:

-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into a bar.....

.....And the Norak ducks...

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Ok,
-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into a cantina.....

[primitive]

-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into the cantina.....

The bartender (Taz) takes one look at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?!?!?"

[minipol]

Originally posted by Arkcon:
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

is a real old one. I'm sure I heard it in kindergarten. I say again, does that just sound funny in French with a German accent or what?

To be honest, i have never heard that joke before. Anyway, one has to wonder how they collect data and how representative their method is.
I don't think it's very scientific.

[Edit to correct a missing "[" ]

[ January 28, 2003, 12:47: Message edited by: minipol ]

[Wardad]

In Canada, Moosehead is a beer.
In USA, it is misdemeanor.

[ January 28, 2003, 19:46: Message edited by: Wardad ]

[tbontob]

Originally posted by Wardad:
In Canada, Moosehead is a beer.
In USA, it is misdemeaner.

IIRC the moose is the largest deer in the deer family.

It can weigh almost a ton and Canada has a lot of them.

The numbers of moose in Canada may be one of the causes of all the "Canadian" moose jokes.

IIRC, one province has more moose than people.

Anybody care to venture which province that is?