The Funniest Canadian Joke.

[Fyron]

There is a place in Africa where a lot of fruit ripens all at once, and ferments. A lot of different types of animals, ranging from monkeys to elephants, eat it (as there isn't too much to eat) and get drunk. It happens every year. My biology teacher in high school showed us a video of it. It was quite hilarious. Defintitely gets an f on the meter.

[David E. Gervais]

Ok, I'll try to 'Canadianize' the "****-List"..

1) The Lincoln Log Eh! (It's big and it floats!)
2) The Phantom **** Eh! (You felt it come out, you heard it splash, but when you look, it's nowhere to be seen!)
3) The Peek-a-boo **** Eh! (Every time you strain, it peeks out, but when you stop straining to breath it hides back in!)
4) The Brain-hemorage through your nose **** Eh!(..and it's not called blushing!)
5) The Super snake Eh! (also known as the spiral ****!)
6) The Memorable **** Eh! (So strange, big or unique that you need a witness!)
7) The Popcorn **** Eh! (you know plop, plop no fizz oh what a relief it is!)
8) The Niagra **** Eh! (aka the liquid ****!)
9) The Kodak **** Eh! (similar to the Memorable **** but you grab a camera because no-one is around!)
10) The Air **** Eh! (It's when you spend a half hour on the bowl farting!)
11) The Oxigen Deprivation **** Eh! (It stinks so much you have trouble breathing!)
12) The TNT **** Eh! (The one that litterly blows out of you in a matter of seconds, often associated with the 'liquid ****'!)
13) The Alien **** Eh! (Often recognized by it's strange yellow/green color! Are babies aliens?)
14) The Drain Blocker Eh! (The one you have to chop up in order to get it to flush!)
15) The Sanctuary **** Eh! (It's when you don't actually **** but use the privacy of the bathroom to get away from it all!)
16) The 'Executive' **** Eh! (reserved for the 'person' in the office that always has a **** at the same time every day!)
17) The literary **** Eh! (Where you bring a book or newspaper and fill your brain while emptying your bowels!)

Another way to make a joke Canadian is to insert random polite words like 'please', 'sorry', 'thank you', etc! We Canadians are known to be extremely polite!

Cheers!

[DavidG]

Originally posted by tbontob:
What is not so well known is that it beats the bear or any other animal in Canada as being the most dangerous land animal in Canada.

What is this based on? Personaly I would rather come face to face with a moose than a grizly or polar bear.

[tbontob]

Originally posted by DavidG:

quote:

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Originally posted by tbontob:
What is not so well known is that it beats the bear or any other animal in Canada as being the most dangerous land animal in Canada.

What is this based on? Personaly I would rather come face to face with a moose than a grizly or polar bear.

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Sorry David, you are a bit late with this posting.

I commented on the intended "misdirection" earlier.

[Kaladaar]

Originally posted by primitive:
1: Take any great joke.
2: Exhange all geographic references with Canada (or the Canadian ).
3: If sheep is involved, exhange with moose.

Let me offer this possible addition...

3a: Replace moose with beaver as needed.

[tbontob]

Originally posted by Kaladaar:

quote:

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Originally posted by primitive:
1: Take any great joke.
2: Exhange all geographic references with Canada (or the Canadian ).
3: If sheep is involved, exhange with moose.

Let me offer this possible addition...

3a: Replace moose with beaver as needed.

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LOL

Another Canadian icon being abused.

The real challenge is how to fit in the maple leaf!

[Kamog]

Replace "blonde" with "Newfie" as the one who does something stupid in the joke. I never understood why they make fun of people from Newfoundland...

I have a coworker who is from Newfoundland. When he moved out of Newfoundland, people didn't call him by his name, they called him "Newfie". And in a lot of jokes people told, the Newfie was the one who did something stupid. Needless to say, he was not happy with the prejudice that a lot of people had.

[ February 02, 2003, 17:50: Message edited by: Kamog ]