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		Yeah, that was bad.       Yeh, that's bad! 
 
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		Fyron has a valid point about ethnic and nationlistic jokes. 
Let's just limit ourselves to Californa humor. 
 
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Fyron has a valid point about ethnic and nationlistic jokes. 
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		At work we had a training class for a new software program.  The instructor was from Canada.  After talking with him I discovered that he had never had the breakfast food:  "Biscuits and Gravy". 
 
I was wondering if other Canadians or other people out there have never had this before either? 
 
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P.S.  I found this humorous, but it is not a joke... 
  
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At work we had a training class for a new software program.  The instructor was from Canada.  After talking with him I discovered that he had never had the breakfast food:  "Biscuits and Gravy". 
 
I was wondering if other Canadians or other people out there have never had this before either? 
 
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		Never heard of it. 
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		I'm in Quebec, we have 'Poutine' for breakfast here.. It has gravy but no Biscuits. Is that close enough? LOL .. Just Kidding. 
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