The Funniest Canadian Joke.

Kamog · #1 April 12th, 2003, 05:10 AM

I'm prejudiced about haggis. I don't want to try it; just hearing the description of it is enough.

DavidG · #2 April 12th, 2003, 05:18 AM

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Originally posted by Kamog:
I'm prejudiced about haggis. I don't want to try it; just hearing the description of it is enough.

Well of course if you hear Fyron's totaly inacurate description of it. Oh sure there is a stomach thing in there but you don't eat that part.

It's lovely stuff, really!

Fyron · #3 April 12th, 2003, 05:33 AM

Well obviously you aren't taking the bait, so let me try another way.... what exactly is haggis?

DavidG · #4 April 12th, 2003, 05:40 AM

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Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
Well obviously you aren't taking the bait, so let me try another way.... what exactly is haggis?

Crums now you are testing me.

I'd have to look it up to be sure but I think it is sheeps liver, heart (maybe some lung

) barley (or oats) various spices stuffed in a stomach sac.

Mmmm now that's good eating.

Edit: Wow after a brief net search I had no idea there were so many haggis recipies. I just get it from the local scottish butcher. (which if my location is a good example occur about once per 1 million city population on this side of the Atlantic)

[ April 12, 2003, 04:47: Message edited by: DavidG ]

tbontob · #5 April 12th, 2003, 04:14 PM

And if I am not mistaken, it is boiled.

Erax · #6 May 4th, 2003, 01:53 AM

Fyron, don't you remember the first Highlander movie ?

Sean Connery: "What did you call me ?"
MacLeod: "I called you a haggis."
SC: "What is a haggis ?"
McL: "Sheep's heart, liver and kidneys, with oats, stuffed into a sheep's stomach."
SC: "How revolting! And what do you do with it ?"
McL, exasperated: "WE EAT IT !!!"

Kamog · #7 May 4th, 2003, 04:05 AM

A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an airplane. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he wants to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to sleep so he politely declines, turns away and tries to sleep. The Programmer persists and explains that it's a real easy game. He explains,"I ask a question and if you don't know the answer you pay me $5. Then you ask a question and if I don't know the answer I'll pay you $5." Again the Engineer politely declines and tries to sleep.

The Programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "O.K., if you don't know the answer you pay me $5 and if I don't know the answer I pay you $50!" Now, that got the Engineer's attention, so he agrees to the game. The Programmer asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" Then Engineer doesn't say a word and just hands the Programmer $5.

Now, its the Engineer's turn. He asks the Programmer,"What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down on four?" The Programmer looks at him with a puzzled look, takes out his laptop computer, looks through all his references and after about an hour wakes the Engineer and hands the Engineer $50. The Engineer politely takes the $50 turns away and tries to return to sleep.

The Programmer, a little miffed, asks, "Well what's the answer to the question?" Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, hands $5 to the Programmer, turns away and returns to sleep.