Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Erax]

Captain, does this place have a Chief Engineer yet ?

I don't come around here a lot, I'm always down in Engineering (wherever that is) fixing the stuff someone broke. Which given current patronage, should be plenty.

But no Delco air filters on my face, please.

[Growltigger]

Erax, we dont have a chief engineer but I think that if you want that role, you need to be Scottish, or at least speak Portugeuse with a Scottish accent....

[Erax]

Won't your basic "Aye, Aye, Cap'n, but the engine's about had it" do ?

A Scot speaking Portuguese ? The only time I ever heard that he was saying something like "Nós perderr parra Costa Rrica. Que verrrgonia."

("We lost to Costa Rica. How shameful.")

[mlmbd]

Oh, a nice new place, to mess up!

mlmbd

[geoschmo]

Originally posted by Erax:
Won't your basic "Aye, Aye, Cap'n, but the engine's about had it" do ?

A Scot speaking Portuguese ? The only time I ever heard that he was saying something like "Nós perderr parra Costa Rrica. Que verrrgonia."

("We lost to Costa Rica. How shameful.")

You could be the Geordi Laforge Version of chief engineer. No accent then, but you don't get very good lines. Basically "Allright!" and "I'll get right on it." And you have to fall in love with a holodeck simulation.

Geoschmo

[Growltigger]

No, no, no, no, Erax.

The chief engineer always has to say, "the engines have just about had it Capt'n, but I will get my trusty polaron spanner oot and get you a hundred per cent more power"

Mlmbd, I have already got you down as the voice of the turbolift..

[geoschmo]

Originally posted by growltigger:
Mlmbd, I have already got you down as the voice of the turbolift..

Who are we going to get to do the "Shhh" sounds every time we go through a doorway?

Geo