Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

Kamog · #1 May 14th, 2003, 02:50 AM

The silliest thing about that episode was Scotty not knowing how there could possibly be light underground when there's no sun. The Chief Engineer has no clue what a light bulb is.

The other dumb thing was the remote control McCoy made to control Spock's body. It has about 4 buttons that have functions which are something like this: (1) walk forward (2) stop (3) turn right (4) grapple with nearby humanoid and take away their weapon.

TerranC · #2 May 14th, 2003, 03:43 AM

Lets have an episode where everybody gets cloned and gets fused with each other in an transporter accident.

We'll call it Skatnarf.

narf poit chez BOOM · #3 May 14th, 2003, 03:48 AM

lets not.

Kamog · #4 May 14th, 2003, 04:52 AM

How about the episode where the Captain falls in love with a female alien? (Yeah, just like every episode.) Or the one where there's a planet exactly like earth, but it is run by Romans or gangsters or Nazis or something? Or the one where the ship goes back in time by flying around the sun really fast? Or the one where everybody gets some alien disease which causes them to either mutate or grow old or act crazy? Or the one where there's a parallel universe in which the alternate crew members have beards and they're evil?

mac5732 · #5 May 14th, 2003, 05:03 AM

Ahh, the Wizened Old Mac, sits back and continues to watch the ahem, gyrations etc, of the clones of Episode one. He replays the film footage over and over again..... Ah the Tigga definitly knows how to close out a chapter... oh ya he mutters as a LH clone puts a Britney Spears clone in a most revealing position of seduction.... (sweat pours from Mac's torso and he reaches for his defibulator switch to turn up the power

) he continues to watch as he waits for the next episode to begin

In addition he looks on with amazement at the Gryphins "new additions"

and he wonders how they will get along with his Pseudo-life form symbiot wooly bear which lives upon his upper lip.
hopefully the poor little thing won't become confused to the point he starts radiating or oozing some type of secreation or puts on a new Custer hat

Erax · #6 May 14th, 2003, 02:47 PM

Cap'n, we're all waitin' here for ye ta roll the opening credits for the episode of yer choice.

Taz, send me a beer and a haggis sandwich for while I wait.

dogscoff · #7 May 14th, 2003, 05:51 PM

I like the idea of seeing you lot sporting goatee beards (I already have one- does that make me evil?) so I have unilaterally decreed that the next episode shall be:
Minger, Minger

Here's the episode we're sending up, and for the colonially-challenged, here is a definition of the word "minger". (It's pronounced to rhyme with "winger", not "ginger".)