Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

Raging Deadstar · #1 May 22nd, 2003, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
*Raging Deadstar laughs hysterically at the look on Growltiggers face as he gets dressed and sends the Federation crew back to their shuttle, complimenting the one tigga's had his eye on for a few months. Hehehe a good jiggle around and a few moaning noises fools everyone.*

Look above GT, If you misunderstood i NEVER had sex with your crew! hehehe think i would have sex with any of your crew GT? Not likely after you've had them all and when i have an empire of Attractive gothic girls waiting back home for me to look at, Anyway the only person i'm having fun with is my Goddess, ruler of the Deadstar Continuum, i'm just the puppet ruler!

*Raging Deadstar laughs evily as he watches the CCTV Of the ship and smiles as he sees Power Man getting it on with tigga's favourite 10 Forward waitress/love toy, the one who apparently has an exotic STD. RD looks away as he heres Power Man screaming as gigantic ballon sized green warts start inflating from his love pump and as he runs with a towel barely disguising the situation he reaches Dr Geoschmo Med lab. There on the computer screen is a message...*

"DR Geoschmo is out. If you're a red shirt ensign with a phaser wound to the toe please report to Cargo Bay 1 with a sauce of your choice for a celebratory "Buffet" hosted by our very Own Barry!

If you are Seriously injured i suggest you remmeber that i'm currently "indisposed" helping a FBW Recover from "exhaustion" due to the Captains frivelous activities! They're so much easier to Molest when they're tired....*evil grin face* Still here, Dammit I'm a Doctor not a babysitter for incapable Crewmembers!"

Power Man · #2 May 22nd, 2003, 10:00 PM

Fortunately Power Man knows were the Doc keeps the "Sticky Wicket" brand penicillin (you know the one that says "Its Good For What Ails You").

He grabs a good "Dose" of the pills.

He also takes a tube of Preparation STD ointment (also available in giant suppositories).
Returning to his cabin with his cure well "in Hand", he vows to be a "Good Boy". "Next time I'll see a Fuzzy Bunny Dealer from my Card Room. I know they always play with a "clean deck."

Growltigger · #3 May 23rd, 2003, 04:27 PM

Captain Growltigga has started an interesting business sideline. Thanks to the internal scanner in the PVC and black leather lined Captain's Ready Room, Kapitan Jean Luc Le Mucho Grande Calientes Saucisson Le Chat is raking it in selling DVD's of his, ahem, intimate liaisons to discerning connossieurs in the galaxy!

The room is available for hire should anyone in the crew wish to avail themselves of this facility

Growltigger · #4 May 23rd, 2003, 05:52 PM

hee hee, note that in a fit of Bar Trek-esque related insanity, I have changed my handle to the great captain himself!

Erax · #5 May 24th, 2003, 12:13 AM

'Tig, that must be the silliest idea I've heard in my entire life.

Edit : That's why I'm doing it too !!

[ May 24, 2003, 10:15: Message edited by: Chief Engineer Erax ]

Taz-in-Space · #6 May 24th, 2003, 04:11 AM

Do you prefer the title of Captain Chat or will a simple Mr. Chat do?

Raging Deadstar · #7 May 25th, 2003, 01:01 AM

I agree, thats the dumbest thing i heard, shame on you!

Ahh what the heck, I'll do it too!

Note: Does the Galactic Federation allow Captains to have X rated side businesses? Though after seeing your "neotigations" with my emissary i wouldn't be suprised... I'll get my tactical Weapons officer to study this film, maybe it will reveal some of Jean Luc Le Grand Chats combat techniques...