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				POLL Who has the funniest Sig
	
			 
             
			
		
		
		
		And the nominees are: 
Slynky - Sure, you can strive to fly with eagles, but turkeys don't get sucked into jet engines!
 
Ragnarok - "They were armed. With guns," said Omari. "Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?"
 
Asmala - 'The surest sign that there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.' Calvin and Hobbes
 
geoschmo - That's what they all say, they all say 'Doh!'
 
Nodachi - Short ranged nuclear artillery. Am I the only one who sees a problem here? 
 
Perrin- The WWW is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea massive, awe-inspiring, entertaining,  difficult to redirect, and a source of mind boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.
 
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Instar - When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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		rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh 
 
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		w00t! I'm tied for first place.      
Edit: And that is with me voting for someone else sig.    
 
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I think...therefore I am confused. 
They were armed. With guns, said Omari.  
Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to? 
The dreaded derelict dwelling two ton devil bunny! 
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		instar. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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		I thought Tesco's would be the funniest, at least in context with his avatar... 
 
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I thought Tesco's would be the funniest, at least in context with his avatar... 
 
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 hehe  I was going to include Tesco's but I didn't get it.  I never made the connection to his avatar before.     
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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		Though having no votes I was honored to be included.   
(of course, all it as led to is embarrassment for, well..., lack of votes...     )
 
9 times out of 10, I read people's siggys.  Some are serious and some are just plain funny.  Since it's a game and is supposed to lead to fun (     ), I decided to leave any life-altering remarks "at home".  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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		I still laugh everytime i see the squirrel one. 
 
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				Assume you have a 1kg squirrel 
E=mc^2 
E=1kg(3x10^8m/s)^2=9x10^16J 
which, if I'm not mistaken, is equivilent to roughly a 50 megaton nuclear bomb. 
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