Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[David E. Gervais]

Rags, did you know that there is a man outside selling polaroids of your friend Miss Loken?



Not to worry, the man doesn't seem to understand that when he sells the pics he is also parting with the negatives. (but I'd watch out for those tell-tale 'Flashes' in case he tries to capture another batch.)

Cheers!

[mac5732]

Mac turns to the side, takes out his new Deridium metal pants insert, guarenteed to stop any and all fire poker brand type weapons , looks over and turns to the Gryphin and the chess board, sure Gryph I'm for a game, But wait a second, Mac then disconnects his colostomy bag which received all of the Gryphins firey concoctions, looks around, locates the GT evil Twin, who is disguised as the beloved old Gt, and lets fly, splat, dripppppp dripp, all down the front of the frizzy felines contour... Thought you could fool and old fool did ya you varmint, how dare you impersonate the real GT... now everyone will be able to locate and dicipher which one you really are, sniff sniff, sshheeeesh,,
Mac turns back to the chess board, Pawn to K2, Mac orders brewskis for him and the Gryph from one of his Liz Hurl Clones.....

just some ideas Mac

[Gryphin]

KxP - Knight Takes Pawn
GxP - Gryphin Takes gulP
GxP - Growltigga Takes Phool

[ July 04, 2003, 03:51: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

[Kamog]

Originally posted by David E. Gervais:
Rags, did you know that there is a man outside selling polaroids of your friend Miss Loken?

Miss Loken? Kristanna? The beautiful, beautiful T-X? She is the BEST! Incredibly strong, brilliantly smart, radiant smile, charming voice, stunningly beautiful... I'm going to go see Terminator 3 as many times as I can, just to see her.

How much for the pictures? I'll take them all!

[dogscoff]

One wall of the Cantina suddenly explodes, the explosion triggering frenzied punk music. As the dust settles, an impressive figure can be seen in the ex-wall's space, backlit by ultra-high-intensity floodlights. It's dogscoff (of course) and he's looking pissed off.

"You had a Viking bar fight without ME?!?!?"

the enraged dogscoff wields some kind of new weapon. He fires off a few rounds to demonstrate it's capabilities. Processed meat flies liberally around around from the muzzle of dogscoff's patented Spam Cannon tm.

*Splat* A lump of Spam hits Raging Deadstar in the face, and RD is immediately overcome by an urge to give his bank details to the son of an ex-president of Nigeria.

*Splotch* Mac takes a faceful of processed meat and feels strangely compelled to boost his e-business' turnover by purchasing a database of over a million targetted email addresses.

*Splunge* GT is struck by the flying foodstuff and is overwhelmed by his desire to acquire non-prescription viagra at wholesale prices. Nothing new there then.

As dogscoff's Big Entrance Cleanup Crew repair the structural damage to the building, the man himself takes a seat and orders a cold pint of Hoegaarden.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Kamog:

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Originally posted by David E. Gervais:
Rags, did you know that there is a man outside selling polaroids of your friend Miss Loken?

Miss Loken? Kristanna? The beautiful, beautiful T-X? She is the BEST! Incredibly strong, brilliantly smart, radiant smile, charming voice, stunningly beautiful... I'm going to go see Terminator 3 as many times as I can, just to see her.

How much for the pictures? I'll take them all!

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Yup, that's her. And legs for a mile! She's almost 6'0" without shoes on!
Speaking of her...Where did she run off to? She was with me before RD sent me back to that Viking fight.

[Timstone]

My, my, this place is rapidly deteriorating.... just like the old place. I like it. Yeah!
Oh, RD, you can borrow my TTG whenever you need it. It might create some comical encounters. As long as you return it in tiptop shape. If not, I personally bring you to the pits of Hell and leave you there in the capable hands of Mrs. Bucket (or should I say Mrs. Bouquet?).