Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[General Woundwort]

Originally posted by Growltigger:
I think you will find that the FBW's are compatible in pretty much any format. That is the charm of them, and why their rental rates are so reasonable

Fair enough

Hmmmm, usually I would not expect director's emoluments to include maintenance of pleasure craft. Subject to an agreed cap on rental expenses, I am agreeable to this being an operating expense of the business, subject to recourse to that vehicle as collateral for the franchise

This is what got my friend Han into trouble, but OK...

I will allow a minimum level of guest beverages, but you will appreciate that all drinks and foodstuffs need to bougth and sourced through the Cantina

That was the idea. My goal was to provide specialty beverages tailored to the expected clientele. And that way, you can charge extra...

True, and I will agree to make guest appearances for a certain fee. I also reserve the right to appoint investigating accountants (at your cost of course) to review the cantina at any time to protect my investment

Understood.

Good, selling you into slavery if the clone cantina fails if underpinning my whole security platform. I will also take a lease over your vital organs...We may be dust before the wind, but I am then taking security over your vital organs, with full rights to sell them if you should default.

Not like I can take them with me...

Expenses will be capped, with a claw back mechanism if they reduce profits by more than an acceptable margin. In my absolute discretion of course.

You drive a hard bargain, sir, but I agree.

No problem, I am a firm beleiver and promoter of live music. Failing that, if are no good, bring them to Barry, he likes musicians (the instruments are really crunchy)

Excellent. Well then...

[Look over contract one Last time, pause, then quaff the dregs of my Drachenbrau. Pull pen from flight suit and sign contract.]

That's that.

Well, Boss, I now have a lot of work to do. With your permission, I will head over to the Starfury threads and place a lien on some good property while the getting is good.

[ July 09, 2003, 13:09: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

[Timstone]

And your doom is sealed... muahahahaha...

[General Woundwort]

Originally posted by Timstone:
And your doom is sealed... muahahahaha...

Do you always stick your nose in other peoples' business? No wonder Growltigger uses you as a punching bag...

[Timstone]

Pff... I only tried to help you.
I'm no punching bag, I'm a genius. Now get lost you follower of eeevil before I you away on my TTG.

*Timstone orders a brewski and recuperates from his punching bag "adventure"*

In Holland we would say: "Stank voor dank."

[Growltigger]

Interesting Timstone, in Holland I would have thought you would have said "de aantwoorden zijn altijd aal aanwesig" just before the girl you are trying that line on kicks you in the happy sacks...

Speaking of which, GT turns rounds and boots Timstone in the pampercity, and then nicks his TTG and locks it away..

Right Woundwort, the contract is signed, your vital organs are mine, go and set up the clone cantina, I will be along for an inspection shortly!!

[General Woundwort]

Right!

[offers quick bow, turns, and departs the Cantina.]

[Timstone]

Speaking of which, GT turns rounds and boots Timstone in the pampercity, and then nicks his TTG and locks it away..

Sneaky bastard... I'll find a way, just you wait.