Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:

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Originally posted by minipol:
LOL Does this mean you have people asking for UNrecycled fizzy American urine

*Raging Deadstar manges to pull his head out of the aquarium for a brief second*

*blurble blurble* Only Rags does! *blurble*

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RD...What have I told you about spreading the tru...I mean lies about me?!?! *Ragnarok then pushes RDs face into the water even more.*

[Raging Deadstar]

*Raging Deadstar reaches for the lobster deep at the bottom of the aquarium, quickly snatches it and hopes. The lobster flips out of the tank, hits ragnarok in the face and falls, flailing it's pincers around it grabs the most nearest thing. Ragnarok feels a sharp jolt of pain as the pincers find his *ahem* manhood*

Right, i have to head for the Starfury cantina to select my security staff. Put some of the opening ceremonies expensice champagne on Rags tab, he won't want to be dealing with liquids for a LONG time

[mac5732]

Mac, notices a strange color in the brewski he ordered, hmmm, the furry feline is recycling again, ugh,,, Mac pours the tainted brewski onto the floor, (with a tear in his eye) what a waste, he mumbles, he reaches down into his mini astro backpack cooler laying on the floor, and pulls out an ice cold Coors, ahhahhah, he mutters, pops the tab and downs the delicious, cool, refreshing, brewski all the while watching the strange happenings over at the fish tank,

just some ideas mac

just some ideas Mac

[dogscoff]

You would have thought that a man of his stature would have diversified into sea serpents, large sharks with teeth and maybe an octopus or two?

Well, Donogh was actually a Kraaken rather than a squid (watch "Clash of the Titans" if you want to know the difference) and I for one will not be touching any of that supposed Calamari. Kraaken are nowhere near as tender as squid and besides, as anyone who plays nethack well knows, randomly eating monsters is just asking for trouble.

Secondly, you seem to be forgetting the radioactive godzilla-penguins, the shrimp micro-ninja, the exploding demolition lobsters and all my other aquatic denizens. Read through the old cantina threads and count them up if you like.

Of course those days are behind me now, this is only a short reprise for old times' sake.

[Growltigger]

Hmmmm, I think I need to expand the menagerie of the Cantina kitchen into woodland animals...

No more will there be the Byzantine Hordes of Killer Mongoose, roll on the marshalled legions of killer squirrels, badgers and humpin' bunnies

Yee haw, and this greek dancing is knackering, I think I need to join Giselle for a lie down in teh big shell!

[General Woundwort]

[Woundwort walks in with a disgruntled look on his face, even after removing the anti-fried-kraken-smell noseplug]

Boss, RD, bad news. They've delayed the opening of Starfury for at least another... (looks on UWW pad) 10 weeks. [OOC - Shrapnel Games Press Release ] Not that that would absolutely prevent the Cantina from opening separately, but it would mean business will be kinda slow until the rest of the show gets going...

[ July 16, 2003, 15:06: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

[Growltigger]

Hmmm, Woundwort, so how do you think you are going to fund the first 10 weeks mandatory fixed payments due to me for the franchise?

I hear that spleen and livers are picking up a great price on the black market.

Growltigga sniggers whilst he sharpens his trusty scalpel and lancet